Whaaaat!? I think watching this sub-average no-budget Blade rip off ruined my mood, it ticked about every box you can get for a truly bad movie, none of that Troll 2 stuff where it's the fun kind of bad, this was simply painful!! It was absolute dirt cheap with no special effects whatsoever, it was cringeworthy and awkward as hell, nobody could act their way out of the proverbial paper bag, the sound was way out of whack with everyone's voices being virtually inaudible when talking normally but when guns would go off or someone would scream it would suddenly get so booming I'd have to quickly turn it down! Totally amateurish and painfully boring every step of the way. It was also decidedly in bad taste because they had little people playing vampires for no particular reason other than I guess it was supposed to make the movie interesting somehow?? They were little people who couldn't act either by the way but they still seemed to be having more fun than everyone else in the cast, even Deformed Monsters which also featured a lot of smaller stature actors playing famous monsters was much better than this, and that was not a very good movie! Absolutely horrible I couldn't take it anymore after a while and I had to shut it off, it was like a centipede wth razors for legs was crawling in my head.. Never ever watch this shot-on-sh@@ty-o monstrosity, it's so fantastically bad it will hurt you!!!
Review of Ankle Biters
