Crawl (I) (2019)
7/10
It delivers what it promises!
10 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Listen, you know this movie isn't "good". It's not "film". You're not going to bring this up in a conversation with your intellectual friends when discussing "cinema". It's a simple movie about a a simple college student who works out her emotional trauma by being beset by alligators in (and out!) of a simple crawlspace.

It's not really very scary, but it is satisfying and replete with alligators. You will see people getting eaten! You will scream at characters to do the opposite of what they are currently doing! You will marvel at how slowly one can outrun an alligator! You will probably laugh a little, because, come on.

But you won't regret the experience. Sometimes movies can just be movies. This one is a perfect popcorn muncher.
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