Review of Honeymoon

Honeymoon (2014)
1/10
Seriously bad. Really bad.
4 December 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Bad acting. Bad writing. Bad directing. I can't comprehend how this made it to SXSW. How much can we take of the lead actress saying over a hundred times, some combination of "I don't know" and "You don't understand"? Apparently, a full movie's worth. The audience, at the end of this movie, won't know and not understand. A mysterious light in the woods. A mysterious male-looking outline. A mysterious childhood friend who we meet as being very angry (with a mysterious reason of that particular emotion). A mysterious set of blood marks on her legs. A mysterious creature in her womb. A mysterious stabbing of her genitals (with no apparent ramification). A mysterious "aging" of her skin. A mysterious connection to another mysterious female. A mysterious reason why she's losing her memory? A mysterious "I'm trying to protect you" and then killing him. The entire thing is a preposterous waste of time.
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