Ok...
5. The pace. By God, this movie took ages. The story could have have easily been told in half the time.
4. The dialogue. The whole movie consisted of cheesy oneliners, and I don't think there was a conversation longer than ten lines throughout the whole movie.
3. The acting. Sorry.
2. The music. The same semi-epic dramatic music plays throughout the whole movie, taking away from whatever emotion or development was actually happening. It is sad, he is a hero, we get it. This actually irritated me the most.
1. The characters. They were so flat, after almost 3 hours I still have no clue who these people are and why they do what they do.
Also, plot holes, and a weird ending.
But
It looked very pretty and viking-y and awesome.
5. The pace. By God, this movie took ages. The story could have have easily been told in half the time.
4. The dialogue. The whole movie consisted of cheesy oneliners, and I don't think there was a conversation longer than ten lines throughout the whole movie.
3. The acting. Sorry.
2. The music. The same semi-epic dramatic music plays throughout the whole movie, taking away from whatever emotion or development was actually happening. It is sad, he is a hero, we get it. This actually irritated me the most.
1. The characters. They were so flat, after almost 3 hours I still have no clue who these people are and why they do what they do.
Also, plot holes, and a weird ending.
But
It looked very pretty and viking-y and awesome.