2/10
Clean up on aisle 3
22 October 2015
Warning: Spoilers
I was hoping for a new approach on the Zombie theme - What the ... Okay so you can dress a few guys in tight body suits and have them make animal noises - but that's NOT a zombie! No ripping parts out of victims, no blood (okay the Ninjas don't bleed - we get it, but their victims do!). What was the point of the Zombie boss? apart from the pulling power of a real MMA fighter, he really didn't do much. As the Alpha the others should have been following his lead. Instead he was just the same as them only without a hood.

The acting (no wait I cant call it that) - the moving about on screen was so two dimensional it was like watching a flick book. The lead actress looked like a spoiled child pretending to get sympathy, her cries were so fake. Dillon's delivery was so boring I found myself missing some of his dialogue due to micro napping.

The saving grace of the cast was Hiraldo but his screen time was so short it must have been an afterthought to fill a plot hole. Talking of 'the plot'; You have these guys sent in to neutralize a threat, but the one guy who they look up to for guidance is left in a car outside. He then turns up when all else has failed, but he's wiped out in 30 seconds - Maybe he should have been brought in earlier to finish of the zombies and the climax could have been a hand to hand with Dillon. Dillon walks away as the victor but in the background Hiraldo swallows some of the ZN serum....

My final gripe was with the camera guy - ffs keep it still! the constant jerking around left me feeling sea sick.

Okay so I did enjoy the fight scenes and now I have a man crush on Hiraldo so all up it was worth the cost of the download.
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