Review of Sparks

Sparks (I) (2013)
1/10
The ONLY thing worse than this movie...
23 February 2015
...is what appears to be diabolical desperation, deception & dishonesty on the part of the filmmakers.

It has nothing to do with the wretched writing, shortsighted cinematography, poor props, bad blocking, dreadful direction, pitiful plot & absolute WORST acting in film history.

No, it had to do with the IMDb rating & review system being abused and invalidated either by those involved in this film or their friends & family.

This is NOT a 7-star film. It isn't even a 3-star film. Yet, somehow it has rating higher than most award-winning, time-tested masterpieces. Hmmm...I wonder how that would happen.

Just take a look at the reviews that are greater than 3 stars. They read like they're describing the greatest film of all time.

They also display syntax that shows the reviewers have an intimate relationship with the cast & crew.

Oh, and every one of these great reviews are created by folks who've only commented on or reviewed this one film. And all of these reviews happened in close proximity to each other.

Clearly, this movie is garbage. Clearly, the great rating & reviews are dishonest promotions by insiders of the production.

That's a pretty shady & sad thing to do. The purpose of the review/rating system is to give an as-objective-as-possible, well-rounded presentation of the viewer should expect. There should be a certain margin of accuracy into the quality of the product being consumed.

To exaggerate or downright lie to those of us who give credence to the critical eye of cinema is a really sad, pathetic, cruel, mean-spirited and crappy thing to do.

So, aside from how horrible this film is, you probably shouldn't watch it on principle.
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