I hate spoof films. I always have. I mean I can manage sometimes to find one that isn't a complete write off but for the most part they are stupid and nasty (full of stupid toilet humour) and a total waste of time with forced jokes and stupid spoofing. So being I feel this way every time I don't know why I thought I would give this a try. I guess its because I do love Judd Apatow films and though maybe it wouldn't be a complete disaster and instead I was faced with one of the worst so called 'movies' I have ever seen. A group of teenage boys with a cell phone camera would have made this more entertaining. There wasn't a single funny moment in the film and the jokes they make towards films that were already quite funny are so stupid and vile you want to stop watching. I would have stopped watching but MERCIFULLY the film is just over an hour long, and I try to never stop watching a movie so that I can review it fully and honestly but man this one was painful. I haven't seen a movie this bad in a very long time. What makes it bad? Well everything...I mean you're spoofing the daddy of toilet humour films so turning crude humour into absurd and even more immature crude humour equals stone cold stupidity.
I'm not even going to waste a lot of time on this cast. They should all be blacklisted for even being a part of this and their performances are as stupid and worthless as the movie itself. Stand up comic and TV actor Bryan Callen lowers his career to irredeemable lows to play Andy. He looks stupid, behaves even worse and is simply NOT funny. Body fluids are his big gag and its just ridiculous. Noureen DeWulf looks like she took a wrong turn on Hollywood Blvd and ended up on this cast. She looks like a deer in the headlights and while she is supposed to be a goddess, the film makes her look as silly and ridiculous as everything else. Steven Sims, who apparently is making a career out of looking like Jonah Hill does a decent impression of him. Too bad the film sucks. That's all I can say about him. This is the second time film editor Austin Michael Scott has imitated the character of "McLovin'" Big things ahead for this actor (eye roll) You know what lets ignore the rest of the cast because they all poke fun at their proper characters who originally were ultimately poking fun at stereotypes and various characters so lets just make clear the cast is terrible and this will do nothing for their already lack luster careers.
I looked forward to looking into the director and co-writer of this crap-fest. Craig Moss has little credits to his name but his first credit as director is "Saving Ryan's Privates." The description on IMDb is as follows..."Parody of Saving Private Ryan about war heroes who must save their buddy's penis." Enough said. This guy is a joke and I don't mean in a good way. This film is disgusting and stupid and a complete and utter bore-fest. Spoof movies are already dumb but this is just whole new lengths. If someone can get this crap made and released for real then this gives hope to billions of hopeful film makers everywhere. This was awful period. 1/10
I'm not even going to waste a lot of time on this cast. They should all be blacklisted for even being a part of this and their performances are as stupid and worthless as the movie itself. Stand up comic and TV actor Bryan Callen lowers his career to irredeemable lows to play Andy. He looks stupid, behaves even worse and is simply NOT funny. Body fluids are his big gag and its just ridiculous. Noureen DeWulf looks like she took a wrong turn on Hollywood Blvd and ended up on this cast. She looks like a deer in the headlights and while she is supposed to be a goddess, the film makes her look as silly and ridiculous as everything else. Steven Sims, who apparently is making a career out of looking like Jonah Hill does a decent impression of him. Too bad the film sucks. That's all I can say about him. This is the second time film editor Austin Michael Scott has imitated the character of "McLovin'" Big things ahead for this actor (eye roll) You know what lets ignore the rest of the cast because they all poke fun at their proper characters who originally were ultimately poking fun at stereotypes and various characters so lets just make clear the cast is terrible and this will do nothing for their already lack luster careers.
I looked forward to looking into the director and co-writer of this crap-fest. Craig Moss has little credits to his name but his first credit as director is "Saving Ryan's Privates." The description on IMDb is as follows..."Parody of Saving Private Ryan about war heroes who must save their buddy's penis." Enough said. This guy is a joke and I don't mean in a good way. This film is disgusting and stupid and a complete and utter bore-fest. Spoof movies are already dumb but this is just whole new lengths. If someone can get this crap made and released for real then this gives hope to billions of hopeful film makers everywhere. This was awful period. 1/10