If you are in to long pauses between random non sequitors, enjoy epileptic fit inducing flashes of light on your screen, mosters hat are about as scary as a racoon on a Scooty Puff Jr, then this is the movie for you.
Honestly, this movie deserves a negative 4 (those who watch the movie will get this). The protagonist is a simpering moron who communicates mostly in grunts and rape. His supporting cast includes monsters that are as threatening to his health as a squirrel on a Scooty Puff Jr. and some faceless soldiers who all sound like they need to lay off the cigarettes. The "plot" is uteerly incomprehensible, and makes me think there was no script to begin with, just a man armed with a camera, a sewer, and a dream. A dream of making people suffer. Suffer through this movie, which can only fairly be compared to such cinema masterpieces as A Guy in the Sewer With a Camera 3, I Don't Like Communicating; the sequel, and They Paid me to Make This! Honestly, its like watching a silent movie with all the helpful exposition slides removed, and replaced by heavy breathing, blinky lights, monsters that are never clearly glimpsed except through mesh netting (our post-apocalyptic future seems to involve a lot of mesh netting), and some kind of tree.
In conclusion, go watch Cube. Or anything else really.
Honestly, this movie deserves a negative 4 (those who watch the movie will get this). The protagonist is a simpering moron who communicates mostly in grunts and rape. His supporting cast includes monsters that are as threatening to his health as a squirrel on a Scooty Puff Jr. and some faceless soldiers who all sound like they need to lay off the cigarettes. The "plot" is uteerly incomprehensible, and makes me think there was no script to begin with, just a man armed with a camera, a sewer, and a dream. A dream of making people suffer. Suffer through this movie, which can only fairly be compared to such cinema masterpieces as A Guy in the Sewer With a Camera 3, I Don't Like Communicating; the sequel, and They Paid me to Make This! Honestly, its like watching a silent movie with all the helpful exposition slides removed, and replaced by heavy breathing, blinky lights, monsters that are never clearly glimpsed except through mesh netting (our post-apocalyptic future seems to involve a lot of mesh netting), and some kind of tree.
In conclusion, go watch Cube. Or anything else really.