It's 3am right now, and I had the TV on just to fall asleep to. And up comes Showdown. With the awful Flock of Seagulls hairdos and worse wardrobe (denim as far as the eye can see), I just assumed it's a mid 80s Karate Kid knockoff. But it's from 1993!!!! Post grunge. But none of the filmmakers knew that.
It's actually two movies. One about Billy Blanks who's good at kicking backside (and apparently is a janitor). The other's about some high school doof who likes Christine Taylor, and is willing to use his lame karate to win her over (sort of like how I woo'd my wife). I watched two scenes back-to-back and LITERALLY thought I had changed the channel.
I have never been more confused by anything. Ever. Movies written entirely in the Apocalypto language would make more sense.
And to top it off, one of the last lines of the movie is... "You did it." "No, we did it"
I can't imagine anyone will ever watch this intentionally. But if you do, please let me know your thoughts.
It's actually two movies. One about Billy Blanks who's good at kicking backside (and apparently is a janitor). The other's about some high school doof who likes Christine Taylor, and is willing to use his lame karate to win her over (sort of like how I woo'd my wife). I watched two scenes back-to-back and LITERALLY thought I had changed the channel.
I have never been more confused by anything. Ever. Movies written entirely in the Apocalypto language would make more sense.
And to top it off, one of the last lines of the movie is... "You did it." "No, we did it"
I can't imagine anyone will ever watch this intentionally. But if you do, please let me know your thoughts.