You know a movie sucks when the star is "Raphael" from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
This movie is nothing but a string of clichés and one-dimensional characters. Nothing in this movie is original or well-done. The music is terrible and Billy Blanks is lame. Patrick Kilpatrick is ridiculous and the bad guy. Christine Taylor is the only good thing in this movie, but her character is nothing but a typical 80s movie "girl prize."
The fighting isn't even that good. They seem to think that the spin kick is the ultimate cool fighting move. What a bunch of dorks.
This movie is so bad that is has, not one, but two training montage sequences. The horror.
This movie is nothing but a string of clichés and one-dimensional characters. Nothing in this movie is original or well-done. The music is terrible and Billy Blanks is lame. Patrick Kilpatrick is ridiculous and the bad guy. Christine Taylor is the only good thing in this movie, but her character is nothing but a typical 80s movie "girl prize."
The fighting isn't even that good. They seem to think that the spin kick is the ultimate cool fighting move. What a bunch of dorks.
This movie is so bad that is has, not one, but two training montage sequences. The horror.