Review of U.S. Seals

U.S. Seals (2000 Video)
1/10
Truly the worst movie I've seen
11 August 2001
I couldn't wait to get my hands on this gem, after reading all the other comments - but luckily my local video store had 2, count them, 2 copies of this piece of celluloid artistry.

I needn't repeat what's already been said, this movie indeed has the worst acting, script, plot, and special effects you are ever likely to see. I've seen better one on one fight scenes in Doctor Who or Walker Texas Ranger. The acting makes pornstars look like Oscar winners.....

It's hard to pick a favourite moment from papier mache bunkers to the baddies that mysteriously get killed again and again, but one moment stands out for me....

The goodies have hijacked a personnel carrier and are chasing (I think) another personnel carrier into the middle of a city (that has appeared from nowhere). A car (skoda), not in any way linked to the 'action' inexplicably accelerates, goes up a ramp disguised as a market stall, flips and explodes whilst in mid-air!

You have to see this movie to realise how bad it truly is!! Rent it!

PS Check out how the heavily financed, top-notch, super-techno US Seals team use Commodore 64's type graphical interfaces to track the terrorists. No expense spared here!!
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