One word describes this awful,boring and unmoving film- "hackish." The director explained at the Hamptons film festival that the movie took only twelve days to make. What is that,an excuse? The only thing that matters is if the movie is good or bad. 100 million dollar movies can bore,and so can lackluster tripe like this. And this one stinks on ice. Why? When you take a sappy uneven script,and cast lifeless has beens such as William Hurt (who looks like he was sleeping) and Harry (I can't get anymore work) Connick jr.And shoddy,second rate camera and directional work,you have The Simian line. (about the only saving grace was a nude scene featuring Cindy Crawford.) And by the way,what kind of title is The Simian line? Not one of the classic choices.
Review of The Simian Line
