The Expendables 2 (2012)
Jason Statham: Lee Christmas
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Quotes
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Pilar : Who you are?
Barney Ross : We're Americans.
Lee Christmas : Since when?
Gunner Jensen : Swedish.
Hale Caesar : Blackfoot.
Maggie : Chinese.
Toll Road : Retards.
Barney Ross : [to Toll Road] You done?
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Lee Christmas : [dressed as a priest] By the powers vested in me, I now pronounce you man and knife.
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Gunner Jensen : I got a plan. Everybody calm down. Phosphate rock.
Lee Christmas : What's he doing?
Barney Ross : Probably making a bomb.
Lee Christmas : You serious?
Barney Ross : Ask him.
Lee Christmas : What you doing, Gunner?
Gunner Jensen : I'm making a bomb. You mind?
Barney Ross : A maniac with brains.
Lee Christmas : Scary.
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Lee Christmas : What's the plan?
Barney Ross : Track him, find him, kill him.
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[last lines]
Lee Christmas : From one friend to another...
Barney Ross : What?
Lee Christmas : You really need to learn how to fight.
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Lee Christmas : [while the Sangs are attacking the Expendables] Can you hold them off?
Barney Ross : Yeah, maybe with a tank.
[the Sangs appear with a tank]
Barney Ross : Oh, shit.
Lee Christmas : What?
Barney Ross : They've got a tank.
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Lee Christmas , Barney Ross , Gunner Jensen , Hale Caesar , Toll Road : Beware, beware, walk with care / Care for what you do / Or mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Mumbo jumbo's gonna hoo-doo you / Boom-lay, boom-lay, boom-lay boom!
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Maggie : I can get him to talk, and without so much effort.
[opens a large manicure/pedicure kit]
Lee Christmas : What's she gonna do, give him a pedicure?
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Lee Christmas : [Billy is running up the hill] Remember when you could do that?
Barney Ross : No, do you?
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Gunner Jensen : [the bomb's fuse goes out] Well, the phosphorus must have been damp.
Lee Christmas : Yeah, right.
Toll Road : Or you suck.
Hale Caesar : There's that.
Maggie : Don't cry, Gunner.
Barney Ross : You almost had an idea.
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[Lee's cell phone rings]
Barney Ross : [mockingly] "Hello, darlin'."
Lee Christmas : Hello, darlin'.
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Barney Ross : Trench?
Trench : Oh, this is embarrassing.
Barney Ross : Yeah, it sure is.
Lee Christmas : What's he doing here?
Trench : Saving this Chinese billionaire.
Barney Ross : Oh, yeah? That's funny. So are we.
Trench : Well, then we have a scheduling problem, don't we?
[to Gunner]
Trench : Cut me loose, Frankenstein.
Barney Ross : Don't get nuts, Gunner. Do it.
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Barney Ross : Christmas, my friend. Please tell me you ain't going through this.
Lee Christmas : Of course I am. Look at that girl. Who wouldn't marry her?
Barney Ross : She cheated on you.
Lee Christmas : It was a half-cheat.
Barney Ross : Which is?
Lee Christmas : The other side of a half-truth. The facts are murky.
Barney Ross : Murky. I hate to break this to you, pal, but your girlfriend over there has a world-class cheating gene.
Lee Christmas : I should stab you in the heart.
Barney Ross : Too late.
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Barney Ross : I got an idea. And your ego, I think you're gonna love it.
Lee Christmas : My ego?
Barney Ross : Your ego.
Lee Christmas : What do you mean, my ego?
Barney Ross : You've got a big ego.
Lee Christmas : Well, check your ego out.
Barney Ross : Oh, please. Your ego is like the size of a dinosaur. Huge.
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Lee Christmas : You're not doing what I think you're doing.
Barney Ross : Yeah, I am.
Lee Christmas : Let's do it!
[Barney intentionally rams and crash lands his plane into the plutonium mine, Maggie nearly falls out and Gunnar saves her]
Lee Christmas : You're gonna need a new plane.
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Lee Christmas : Hey, I'd hate to break up the bromance. We're twenty seconds late!
