Charlie Kilgore credited as playing...
Lazy-Eye
- Lazy-Eye: What's your real job, sir?
- Scout Master Ward: I'm a math teacher.
- Lazy-Eye: What grade?
- Scout Master Ward: Eighth.
- Lazy-Eye: Do you need a PhD for that?
- Scout Master Ward: Lazy-Eye, no, but you know what? We're actually in the middle of something here, in case you didn't notice. One of our scouts is missing and that's a crisis. Anybody else? Redford.
- Redford: What if he resists?
- Scout Master Ward: Who?
- Redford: Shakusky, are we allowed to use force on him?
- Scout Master Ward: No, you're not. This is a non-violent rescue operation. Your mission is to find him, not to hurt him, under any circumstances. Am I making myself understood?
- Scout Master Ward: I'm gonna change my answer, in fact. This is real my job. Scout Master, Troop 55. I'm a math teacher on the side.