Our Idiot Brother (2011)

Sterling K. Brown: Omar

Quotes 

• Omar : [speaking extremely slowly]  I'm Officer Omar Coleman. I'm your parole officer.

  Ned : I'm Ned Rochlin. Why are you talking so slow?

  Omar : [now speaking normally]  I just figured, looking at your sheet, that since you sold grass to a uniformed police officer that you must be retarded.

  Ned : Yeah, I get that a lot.

• Ned : Hey, you know, I've been meaning to tell you. You're doing a really good thing here, Omar. Seriously. I mean you talk to us screw-ups, you give us a reason for getting out of bed in the morning.

  Omar : Thanks, man. So you get out of bed in another three weeks, OK?

  Ned : I'll do it.

  Omar : I appreciate the compliment. It's rare that we get love from the clients.

  Ned : Well, you're a good dude. And I just needed this appointment today, I'm having a tough go of it. I swear, I try and do good, but I just screw it up. Man, I screwed it up with my sisters, I'm back living with my mom. On top of it all, I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the street from me.

  Omar : OK, I didn't just hear that.

  Ned : I said I broke down and smoked a joint with the kid that lives across the stre...

  Omar : What are you doing? Hey! Ned, why are you telling me this?

  Ned : I just need to unload, man. That's part of why I'm here, right?

  Omar : I'm not your therapist, Ned. You don't tell your parole officer you got high. Now I have to report you or I could lose my job.

  Ned : Seriously? Can you forget I said that?

  Omar : No, Ned, I can't.

  Ned : Aw, fuck.