Drive Angry (2011)
Amber Heard: Piper
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Quotes
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Jonah King : I've changed my mind about you, Piper. You are too willful to be taught. I am going to kill you, and then I'm going to defile your corpse.
Piper : Between now and then, I'm gonna fuck you up.
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Candy : Howdy. I'm Candy. Start you off with some drinks?
Milton : Beer.
Candy : I need to see some IDs, too.
Milton : What the hell is this?
Candy : Guess it's been a while since you did that visiting. You want a drink? You gotta be a member. Dry county.
Piper : Holy shit. Sorry.
Milton : That was in my pocket!
Piper : Don't look at me like I'm some sort of thief. I lifted it for protection. If you stole my ride, I was gonna have to hunt you down.
Milton : Did she say something funny?
Candy : Yeah, this license isn't just expired, it's antique.
Milton : All right, then bring me a black coffee with sugar.
Candy : Aw! Now, now, now. For you, handsome, I don't know, I think maybe I can bend the rules a bit. My pussy is the best thing you can drink around here. But don't tell nobody.
Piper : You gonna tap that or what? Geez, Milton, how long has it been?
Milton : I've had a lot on my mind.
Piper : Uh-huh. Right. Suit yourself then. But no one ever reaches the end and says, "I wish I hadn't fucked so much."
Milton : And where are you going exactly?
Piper : To suck that man with the huge cock. Not everyone gets laid easily like you.
Candy : I'm wet, let's get the fuck out of here!