Matt King credited as playing...
Paul Daniels
- Charles Bronson: [Bronson getting paid after his first fight] 20 quid? You're having a fucking laugh, ain't cha?
- Paul: Oh spare me the Oliver Twist routine, Charlie love. You need to build your audience.
- Charles Bronson: I gave you fucking magic in there!
- Paul: Magic? You just pissed on a gypsy in the middle of fucking nowhere. Hardly the hottest ticket in town, darling
- Paul: All you need is a name.
- Charles Bronson: What's wrong with Mickey Peterson.
- Paul: You need a fighting name, like a movie star.
- Charles Bronson: Charlton Heston.
- Paul: Look, love. No one gives a toss about Charlton Heston. The man's a cunt. You're more of the Charles Bronson type.
- Paul: Impressive set of guns you've got there darling, you must be handy in a brawl? Bam bam, knockout, ding ding!
- Charles Bronson: [Clenches fists and enters boxing stance]
- Paul: [Sips tea] Ahh, very nice!
- Charles Bronson: [Serving tea to a guard]
- Paul: [Strolls through door, singing] Picture you upon my knee, Tea for two and two for tea, Just me for you and you for me
- [takes drag from cigarette]
- Charles Bronson: [Confused and points at Paul] Would you like a cuppa tea too mate?