The Hangover (2009)
Ken Jeong: Mr. Chow
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Quotes
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Mr. Chow : You gonna fuck on me?
Alan Garner : Nobody's gonna fuck on you! I'm on your side! I hate Godzilla! I hate him too! I hate him! He destroys cities! *Please*! This isn't your fault. I'll get you some pants.
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Mr. Chow : So long, gay boys!
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Stu Price : That is not Doug.
Mr. Chow : What're you talking about, Willis? That him!
Stu Price : No, I'm sorry, Mr. Chow, that's not our friend, he... it's...
Alan Garner : The Doug we're looking for is a white.
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Mr. Chow : It's funny because he's fat!
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Mr. Chow : [as he closes his car window slowly, his head trails the closing gap] Toodle-oo, motherfuckers.
[whoops like a native]
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Mr. Chow : You wanna fuck on me?
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[Alan falls from the window of the car because the door on the passenger side doesn't open]
Mr. Chow : [laughs obnoxiously] Funny fat guy fall on face!
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Mr. Chow : Oh yeah? Why dont you suck on these little Chinese nuts?
[grabs his nuts with both hands]
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Mr. Chow : I want my purse back, assholes.
Phil Wenneck : What, your purse?
Alan Garner : That's not a purse. That's a satchel!
Mr. Chow : It's a purse! Okay? And you steal from wrong guy!
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Mr. Chow : Not so good now. Quid pro quo, douchebag.
