Steve Buscemi credited as playing...
Wayne
- Wayne: [Drac, Wayne, Murray, Griffin and Frank are driving and come across a flock of sheep. Wayne, unseen, runs out of the car and eats all the sheep so that they can proceed] What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.
- Murray: That was pretty sick, man.
- Wayne: You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.
- Wayne: [as his many children are in the process of destroying the hotel lobby] Hey, kids, reel it in! You're only supposed to make mom and dad miserable!
- Wanda: [to Mavis] Okay, honey, be safe. Bring warm clothes and a sword.
- Griffin: And look out for pitchforks.
- Murray: Don't you let anyone scoop your brains out, either.
- Wayne: Maybe stay in the shadows. lt's more fun to just observe from under a house.
- Frankenstein: Guys, guys. She can handle it. She's a Dracula, for Pete's sake. But seriously, watch out for fire. Fire bad.
- Frankenstein: Drac.
- Dracula: Yes, Frank?
- Frankenstein: Hey, buddy, what you been doing?
- Dracula: [to Johnny] Don't move.
- [to Frank]
- Dracula: Never mind that. What you been doing?
- Wayne: We wanted to practice our big number for Mavis' party, and then these losers wouldn't get off the bandstand.
- Dracula: Okay. Put down Zombie Mozart, Bach and Beethoven this instant.
- [Frank and Wayne throw them]
- Dracula: Did you get to rehearse at all, Zombie Beethoven?
- [Zombie Beethoven moans]
- Wayne: Listen, Drac, we wanted to play something, like old times. We even thought maybe you'd sing with us.
- Dracula: Come on, fellas. You know that I haven't sung in public since Martha...
- Frankenstein: Yeah, but we just thought how much, you know, Mavis would love it.
- Dracula: I said, no!
- [roars with his monster face]
- Dracula: Don't ask me again! Okay. Now, let's hug the zombies. Let's all make up.
- Wayne: [to Frank] Wow, he really scared you.
- Frankenstein: I wasn't scared. I was being polite, okay?