Ken Ham credited as playing...
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- Ken Ham: This is a God, he's an infinite God, he's not always working in ways we understand.
- Bill Maher: Don't you think that's a cop-out?
- Ken Ham: He is God. Are you God?
- Bill Maher: No.
- Bill Maher: [about the Creation Museum] I don't understand why it's important for there to have been a situation on Earth where man coexisted with dinosaurs, only really in the Flintstones...
- Dino: Is someone talking about me?
- Bill Maher: -and that Raquel Welch movie does man ever coexist with dinosaurs, why is that important for your salvation or your morality?
- Ken Ham: If you're saying that this part over here that says God made land animals and man on the same day is not true, then ultimately, why should I believe this bit over here?
- Ken Ham: If you believe in Creation, we come from a man and a woman. If you believe in Evolution, the woman would have had to have come from an Ape-Woman.
- Dr Kira: [about to kiss Charlton Heston] Alright, but you're so damn ugly!
- Ken Ham: [Creation Museum] We can answer the questions of the skeptics who attack the Bible's History. We admit that we start from the Bible here, to teach them how to think, really in a nutshell we're saying the Bible's true from Genesis to Revelations.