The Love Guru (2008)
Ben Kingsley: Guru Tugginmypudha
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Quotes
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Guru Tugginmypudha : Good distraction frees us from emotional pain. Bad distraction gives you a mouth full of whizz.
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Guru Tugginmypudha : Maurice, you're not of Indian blood. Speak of your parents.
Teenage Pitka : They are both dead. They were missionaries.
Guru Tugginmypudha : And what did they do before then?
Teenage Pitka : They were dog stylists.
Guru Tugginmypudha : So, let me get this straight. They were into doggy style before the missionary position?
