Galaxy Quest (1999)

Daryl Mitchell: Tommy Webber

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Quotes 

• Voice of Computer : Negative, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

  Gwen DeMarco : [to crew]  No, there is no replacement Beryllium Sphere on board.

  Tommy Webber : You know, that is really getting annoying!

  Gwen DeMarco : [shouts]  Look! I have one job on this lousy ship, it's *stupid*, but I'm gonna do it! Okay?

  Tommy Webber : Sure, no problem.

• [the rock monster chases Nesmith] 

  Alexander Dane : You're just going to have to kill it.

  Jason Nesmith : Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.

  Tommy Webber : Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!

  Jason Nesmith : He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!

  Tommy Webber : Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!

  Jason Nesmith : It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

  Guy Fleegman : I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?

• [after the Blue Creatures have eaten Limpy] 

  Jason Nesmith : Ok, here's the plan: first, Fred, we need a diversion to clear these things out of the compound, then Gwen, Alex, Fred and I go down to get the sphere. Any of those things come back Tommy, give a signal. Guy, you set up a perimeter.

  Gwen DeMarco : Why does this sound so familiar?

  Tommy Webber : "Assault on Voltarek III". Episode 81 I think.

  Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81?

  Tommy Webber : Whatever, the one with the hologram. The wall of fire.

  Gwen DeMarco : How the hell is Fred supposed to project a hologram?

  Guy Fleegman : We're doing episode 81, Jason?

  Jason Nesmith : It doesn't have to be a hologram, just a diversion.

  Guy Fleegman : Jason, are we doing episode 81 or not?

  Jason Nesmith : It's a rough plan, Guy, what does it matter if we're doing episode 81 or not?

  Guy Fleegman : BECAUSE I DIED... IN EPISODE 81!

• Tommy Webber : You were holding it upside down

  Sir Alexander Dane : Shut up.

• Jason Nesmith : Give me any kind of signal.

  Tommy Webber : I'll do this:

  [cups hands] 

  Tommy Webber : CAW! CAW!

  Jason Nesmith : What are you, an infant? We have *these*!

  [Jason holds up a communicator in front of Tommy] 

  Tommy Webber : I was just... sorry...

• [On Jason] 

  Gwen DeMarco : You've gotta admit, they really do love him.

  Tommy Webber : Yeah, almost as much as he loves himself.

• Tommy Webber : You know, with all that makeup and stuff, I actually thought you were SMART for a second.

• Fred Kwan : [Trying to work the matter-transmitter]  So what do we test it on?

  Tommy Webber : [Sees Taggart, on the monitor, grappling with Grignak on the Berillium-Sphere planet]  How about that Pig-Lizard?

• Tommy Webber : Set a course for home, Commander?

  Jason Nesmith : Can you do that?

  Tommy Webber : Oh, yes! Just point and click. But, we're going to have to go through the black hole, though.

  Jason Nesmith : Any objections? Alright. Set her up.