- Chimpanze: [Explaining why God destroyed the Sodomites] Because they're a bunch of liberal assholes.
- Director Jim Mitchell: [opening words] In July 1973, the Judges of the New York Supreme Court viewed four films that they believed to be obscene: "Behind the Green Door", "High Rise", "The Newcomers", and "The Innocent Abroad". Search warrants were issued, and these films were seized.