Kathleen Freeman credited as playing...
Old Woman
- Captain of Guards: What have you got?
- Old Woman: Well, I have a talking donkey.
- Captain of Guards: Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it.
- Old Woman: Go ahead, little fella.
- [Donkey says nothing]
- Captain of Guards: Well?
- Old Woman: He's just a little nervous. He's really quite the chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...
- Captain of Guards: That's it, I've heard enough. Guards?
- Old Woman: No, no! He talks. He does...
- [moves Donkey's mouth while trying to throw her voice]
- Old Woman: I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.
- Captain of Guards: Get her out of my sight!
- Donkey: Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. PLEASE! Give me another chance!
- Old Woman: Oh, shut up.
- [she slaps him]
- Donkey: Oh!
- Captain of Guards: Next!