Shrek (2001)

Kathleen Freeman: Old Woman

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Quotes 

• Captain of Guards : What have you got?

  Old Woman : Well, I have a talking donkey.

  Captain of Guards : Really? Well, that's good for ten shillings... if you can prove it.

  Old Woman : Go ahead, little fella.

  [Donkey says nothing] 

  Captain of Guards : Well?

  Old Woman : He's just a little nervous. He's really quite the chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt...

  Captain of Guards : That's it, I've heard enough. Guards?

  Old Woman : No, no! He talks. He does...

  [moves Donkey's mouth while trying to throw her voice] 

  Old Woman : I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.

  Captain of Guards : Get her out of my sight!

• Donkey : Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. PLEASE! Give me another chance!

  Old Woman : Oh, shut up.

  [she slaps him] 

  Donkey : Oh!

  Captain of Guards : Next!