Matt Stone credited as playing...
Kyle Broflovski • Kenny McCormick • Gerald Broflovski • Butters Stotch • Butters • Jimbo Kern • Craig • Craig Tucker • Stuart McCormick • Terrance • Priest Maxi • Additional voices • Jesus • Pip Pirrup • Ted • Various Characters • Man in Crowd #2 • Policeman • Man in Crowd #1 • Tweek • Tweek Tweak • Additional Voices • Mr. Adler • Tall Goth • TV Announcer • Farmer • Man in Crowd #3 • Scott Malkinson • Man in Crowd • Policeman #1 • Policeman #2 • Saddam Hussein • Bradley Biggle • Interviewee #1 • Man in Audience #2 • Man in Crowd #4 • Tom • Butler • George Bush • Johnson • Kevin • Kevin Stoley • Mike • Mr. Valmer • Nelson • Policeman #3 • Rick • Big Gay Al • Buddha • Carl • Clyde as Mosquito • Doctor • Doctor #2 • Driver • F.B.I. Agent #2 • Father Maxi • George Lucas • Hippie #1 • Mark • Mexican #2 • Scientist #1 • Security Guard • Soldier #1 • The Toad King • Ugly Bob • Army General • Audience Member #4 • Bartender • Bill • Bill Gates • Canadian #1 • Cows • Dick Cheney • Director • Gordon Stoltski • Government Agent #1 • Government Official #1 • Guard #1 • Halfy • Interviewee #3 • Interviewee #4 • Journalist #1 • Kevin's Father • Kid #2 • Kid #3 • Krishna • Kyle Broflowski • Larry King • Leopold 'Butters' Stotch • Leroy • Man in Court #2 • Man in Crowd #5 • Man in Restaurant • Marty • Michael • Mitchell • Mormon #2 • Mortician #2 • Mr. Testaburger • Nerd #2 • News Reporter • Officer Harris • Officer Murphy • Peter Nelson • Peterson • Pip • Police Chief • Policeman #4 • Priest #2 • Redneck #1 • Redneck #2 • Reporter • Reporter #1 • Reporter #3 • Rescuer #3 • SNN News Reader • SWAT #2 • Scientist • Scientist #2 • Scott • Second News Reader • Security Guard #1 • Security Guard #2 • Soldier #2 • Sports Commentator • TV Presenter • Technician #1 • Technician #2 • Teenager #2 • Terrorists • Ticket Clerk • Ticket Salesman • Tommy • Various characters • Zeus • 'Future Butters' • 1800's Man #1 • 3rd Grader • 5th Grader • 6th Grader #2 • 6th Grader #4 • 6th Graders • 9 News Announcer • 9-11 Conspiracist • A.A.L. #1 • A.T.F. Head • AARP Members • ATF Man #2 • Abootman's Aide • Abortion Doctor • Adam Goldstein • Adam Sandler • Afghan Kenny • Afghan Kyle • African Leader • Agent Clark • Agent Conley • Agent Fields • Agent Sharpe • Agent with Pig • Aging Hippie Liberal Douche • Al • Al Gore • Alan Thompson • Alien in the Form of Saddam Hussein • America's Most Wanted Announcer • American #2 • American Bishop • American Captain • Angel #3 • Angel #4 • Angry Man #1 • Angry Man #4 • Announcer • Anthropologist • Apple Announcer • Apple Employee #2 • Apple Technician • Arcade Kid #1 • Archangel Gabriel • Armed Man #1 • Armed Man #2 • Armed Otter • Army Man #1 • Arthur • Astronaut #1 • Astronaut #2 • Audience Member • Audience Member #1 • Audience Member #3 • Audience Member #5 • Audience Member #6 • Audience Members • Auditionee #2Vince McMahon • Australian #1 • Australian #4 • BSM-471 • Baby Jackovasaurs • Bailiff • Band Official #2 • Bar Patron • Bar Patron #2 • Bar Patron #7 • Barman • Barnaby Jones' Accomplice • Bart Simpson • Bartende • Battle of the Bands Host • Ben Affleck • Benefit Host • Big Harry • Biggest Douche Host #2 • Bill Curtis Game • Bill Stewart • Billy • Billy Thompson • Bishop #1 • Bishop #2 • Black Bishop #2 • Blackmailing Kid • Blaintologist • Blizzard Board Member #2 • Bob Saget Announcer • Bobby Flay • Bodyguard #1 • Bodyguard #2 • Bomb Disposal #1 • Bomb Disposal #3 • Border Patrol with Sunglasses • Boy • Boy Scared of Ginger Girl • Boy in Bathroom • Boy in Church • Boy in Commerical #2 • Brad Morgan • Brian • British Official • Britney's Manager • Brobee • Brother Anderson • Bunny Man #3 • Bunny Man #4 • Burger King Head • Bus Driver • Bus Passenger • C.D.C. Man #1 • C.D.C. Man #4 • Cameron Harris • Camp Guard #1 • Camp Instructor #1 • Camp Leader #4 • Canadian #4 • Canadian #5 • Canadian #8 • Canadian Actor #2 • Canadian General • Canadian Priest • Candian #8 • Car Salesman • Carlos • Carol's Husband • Carrot Top • Cavity Creeps • Cemetery Watchman #1 • Cena • Chamber of Farts Ticket Salesman • Charity Worker #2 • Charlie • Charlie Sheen • Chase • Chat Show Host • Chef Aid Host • Chef's Father • Cher • Chief Running Water • Chief Runs with Premise • Child • Child Playing Harry Potter #2 • Child with Visitor #2 • Chinese Dodgeball Player • Chinpokomon Character • Choir Members • Christine • Christopher Reeve • Cinema Patron #1 • Clam Girl #1 • Clinton Supporter • Clyde Donovan • Coach Brown • Coffee Customer #1 • Commentator • Commercial Terms and Conditions • Commissioner • Computer • Computer Store Clerk • Conductor • Confessing Guest #1 • Confessing Guest #3 • Confessing Guest #5 • Congressman #1 • Congressman O'Reilly • Controllers • Cowboys Commentator • Craig's Father • Customer • Customers • D.P. Official #1 • Dale Earnhart Jr. • Dale Evans • Damien • Dan Snyder • Dance Coach • Daniel • Danish Woman • Dave • Deadliest Catch Man #1 • Dean • Debate Announcer • Delivery Man • Delivery Man #1 • Delivery Man #2 • Demon #1 • Dennis' Friend • Denver Commentator #1 • Denver Official • Denver Player #2 • Denver School Board Member #1 • Derby Registrar • Disabled Kid #5 • Disabled Kid #6 • Dodgeball Opponent #1 • Dr. Phil Announcer • Dragon • Driver #1 • Dusty • Editor • El Presidente • Elder Harris • Elderly Driver #3 • Elderly Driver #3's Wife • Elon Musk • Emergency Official • Eric Roberts • Eugene • Evil Kyle • Excited Man #2 • F.B.I. Agent • F.B.I. Agent #3 • Fast Food Employee #1 • Father • Father Harold Barnes • Fecal Standards Official #1 • FedEx Customer • Film Character #1 • Film Festival Attendee #1 • Film Festival Attendee #10 • Film Festival Attendee #12 • Film Festival Attendee #18 • Film Festival Attendee #21 • Film Festival Attendee #22 • Film Festival Attendee #3 • Fireman #1 • Flag Man • Fort Collins Commentator • Fort Collins Dad • Fort Collins Player #2 • Fort Collins Player #3 • Fosse • Fox Employee • Fox News Reporter • Francis • Frank Garron • Frat Boy • Freddy Krueger • French Leader • French-Canadian #2 • Frolick • Game Store Clerk • Gamesphere Logo Voice • Gandhi • Garbageman • Gay Lion • General's Assistant • Genius Rothgar • George Bush's Assistant • George R. R. Martin • Gerald Brofloski • Gerald Broflvoski • German #1 • German Woman • Gerry Johnson • Ginger Kid • Ginger Kid #1 • Ginger Kid #2 • Gino • Glenn • Gnomes • Gore's Assistant • Government Agent • Government Agent #3 • Government Official #2 • Government Official #3 • Government Spokesman • Governor • Grant Wilson • Grocery Store Employee • Guard • Guard #3 • Gunsmith • Hakeem Kurashki • Hall of Discrimination Crowd • Happy the Don't Do Stuff that Might Irritate Your Inner-Ear Badger • Harley Davidson Riders • Harry • Head Bunny • Head of NAMBLA • Heavenly Voice #1 • Heckler #2 • Hiding Man #2 • Hippie #12 • Hippie #15 • Hippie #4 • Hippie #6 • Hippie #8 • Hitler • Hockey Player • Hockey Player #2 • Homeless Men • Horace's Father • Horlick • Hostage #1 • Hot Topic Clerk • Howard Stern • Hybrid Driver #3 • Ike Broflovski • Intergalactic Policeman #2 • Internet Porn Simulator Man • Interviewee #5 • Interviewee #6 • Iraqi Torturer • It Commercial • Italian Bishop • Jack Garrat • Jack Osbourne • Jackov • Jacob Harper • Jamie Oliver • Janet Reno • Jared Fogle • Jared's Assistant • Jay Cutler • Jeff Goldblum • Jeffrey Dahmer • Jehovah's Witness • Jenkins • Jesse Jackson • Jesus Christ • Jew #2 • Jew #4 • Jew Scout Inductee #1 • Jimmie Johnson • Joe Hardly • Joe Jonas • John Adams • John Elway • John F. Kennedy Jr. • John McCain • John Postum • John Ramsey • John Warson • John Wayne Gacy • Jonesy • Joseph Smith • Josh • Josh Garrett • Josh Kashner • Journalist #2 • Judge • Judge #1 • Jury Foreman • Jury Forewoman • K-10 • KFC Head • KIT-9 • KOK-A-3 • Kanye West Announcer • Kanye's Assistant #1 • Kanye's Assistant #3 • Katy • Kenny • Kenny G • Kevin Stolely • Kickstarter Employees • Kid #5 • Kobe Bryant • Krazy Kenny Commercial • Kurt Loder • Kyle • Kyle Brofloski • Kyle Broflovsky • La Taco Employee • Larry Feegan • Lawyer #1 • Lawyer #2 • Left Boob • Leonardo DiCaprio • Lesbian • Lesley's Husband • Lion #1 • Logger • Lolly • Louse #2 • Louse #3 • Louse President • Lowe's Pit Boss • Luke Skywalker • M. Night Shyamalan • Maga Store Salesman • Make Your Own Video Clerk • Male Interviewee #2 • Mall Guards • Mall Security Rookie • Man #3 • Man Covered in Ash • Man Debating Sports #2 • Man Discussing Ricky Martin #2 • Man Greeting Garrison • Man Outside • Man Outside Restaurant • Man Playing Kenny • Man Portraying Chef • Man Shot to Death • Man Smoking in Bar • Man Trying It • Man Walking Down Street • Man at A.A. Meeting #1 • Man at Barn Dance • Man at Camp #1 • Man at Camp #10 • Man at Camp #2 • Man at Camp #4 • Man at Camp #6 • Man at Economy Meeting #1 • Man at Economy Meeting #2 • Man at End #11 • Man at End #13 • Man at End #14 • Man at End #3 • Man at End #4 • Man at End #7 • Man at Laser Show • Man at Mall #2 • Man at Premiere #2 • Man at Red Carpet • Man from the Mac Store • Man in Audience • Man in Audience #3 • Man in Audience #4 • Man in Audience #5 • Man in Car • Man in Car #2 • Man in Community Centre #2 • Man in Crowd #6 • Man in Hell • Man in Hotel #2 • Man in Infomercial #2 • Man in Lawyer's Office • Man in Line #1 • Man in Mob #2 • Man in Mob #4 • Man in Mob #6 • Man in Mob #7 • Man in Shop • Man in Store • Man in Street #1 • Man in Street #2 • Man in Street #3 • Man in Street #4 • Man on Bus #1 • Man on Commercial • Man on Soapbox #2 • Man on Street #2 • Man on Street #3 • Man on Tour • Man with Brain Cancer • Man with Clipboard • Man with Crutches #1 • Man with Foot on Head • Man with No Limbs • ManBearPig • Manager • Marijuana Customer • Marijuana Store Clerk • Marine #2 • Marine #4 • Mark Fuhrman • Mark Heiger • Market Researcher • Marklar #1 • Martin • Marvin • Matt Stone • Matthew Broderick • McCain Supporter #1 • McCain Supporter #4 • McClannen's Colleague • Men from the Future • Men in Crowd • Meth Cook #2 • Metrosexual Man • Mexican • Mexican #4 • Mexican Firework Salesman • Mexican Janitor • Mexicans • Michael Dorn • Michael's Dad • Midget • Milk Company President • Milo • Minister of Mobile Gaming • Minority #2 • Missile Technician #1 • Missile Technician #2 • Missy • Mitch #1 • Mohawk Vamp • Money Quest Presenter #2 • Mongolian #2 • Morgan • Mormon #1 • Motel Clerk • Mousey the Mouse • Movie Producer #2 • Mr. Allens • Mr. Donovan • Mr. Foley's Eldest Son • Mr. Freely • Mr. Garret • Mr. Garrison, Sr. • Mr. Hakeem • Mr. Harrison • Mr. Jarvis • Mr. Jenkins • Mr. Mackey • Mr. Mackey Sr. • Mr. Mathers • Mr. McGillagurky • Mr. Nelson • Mr. Torrence • Mr. Tucker • Muhammad • Mummy • Murderer #3 • Murdering Murphy • Murphy • Mysterion • NASCAR Commentator • NASCAR Spokesman 2 • Natalie Portman • Native American #1 • Native American #2 • Network Control Employee • Network Executive #2 • News 9 News Reader • News Presenter #1 • News Reporter #2 • Nibblet • Ninja #2 • Nurse #2 • O.J. Simpson • Officer #2 • Officer Daniels • Officer Foley • Officer Mitch Harris • Officer Nelson • Officer Ricks • Oil Driller #2 • Old Man • Old Time Employee • Old Woman • Old Woman at DMV • Oprah's Assistant #1 • Others • Otter #1 • Otter #3 • Otters • PETA Members • Pablo • Paedophile #4 • Paedophile #6 • Pamphlet Giver • Passerby • Passerby #2 • Passerby #7 • Passerby #8 • Passing Woman #1 • Pastor Phillips • Pat Sajak • Paul McDonahue • Paul Shaffer • Pee Level Official • Pentagon Employee • Persian #3 • Peruvian #2 • Pet-Owner #4 • Pete Melman • Pete Thelman • Peter's Friend • Phillip 'Pip' Pirrup • Photographer #2 • Photographer #5 • Pilot #2 • Pinewood Derby Judge • Pinkerton • Police Chief Steven • Police Radio Voice • Policeman #5 • Policeman #7 • Policemen • PrankCall Boy #1 • Pre-Recorded Choir Singer • President of Best Buy • President's Aide • President's Aide #1 • President's Aide #2 • Priest • Prime Minister's Doorman • Producers • Professor Thomas • Profile #2 • Prostitute #1 • Protestor • Psychic #2 • Public Access Announcer • Publisher • Publisher #2 • Puerto Rican Man • Punter • Punter #1 • Punter #2 • Purity Ring Boy #2 • Putt • Quagmar • Radio Host • Rancher Bob • Randy's Boss • Randy's Colleague #2 • Randy's Fan #4 • Reader #1 • Reader #4 • Receptionist • Record Label Employee #1 • Red Coat #2 • Red Cross Man • Red Cross Official #2 • Red Cross Official #4 • Red Shirt • Redneck #4 • Referee • Referee #2 • Removal Man • Replacement Friend • Reporter #2 • Republican • Rescuer #2 • Rescuer #4 • Restaurant Customer #1 • Restaurant Manager • Richard • Richie Cunningham • Rioter #2 • Rival Dancer #2 • Rival Kid #1 • Rival Kid #2 • Rival Kid #3 • Rival Player #1 • Rival Profile • Rob Schneider • Roland • Romanian Father • Romanian Man #1 • Romanian Music School Teacher #1 • Romper Stomper • Rooney • Russel Crowe's Onlooker • Russian Official • Ryan • Ryan Ellis • Ryan Valmer • SWAT Member • SWAT Team Member #1 • Sam • Sanchez • Sanctified Band Member #2 • Sanctified Band Member #3 • Schoolboy • Scientist #3 • Scientologist at Headquarters #2 • Scott's Friend #2 • Scottish Knight #2 • Scottish Knight #3 • Scout Leader #3 • Sea Park Owner • Second Commentator • Second Game Announcer • Second News Reporter • Senator #1 • Senator #3 • Sergeant Masters • Sergeant Snetzel • Sexual Harassment Panda's Singing Voice • Shop Clerk • Shopper #1 • Shopper #2 • Shoppers • Shopping Network Presenter • Show Announcers • Sidney Poitier • Singing Clown • Slaughterhouse Worker • Snooki • Snoop Dogg • Soldier • Sound Recordist • Special Olympics Host • Sportscaster #2 • Spotty Man with Asperger's • Stage Hand • Stallone's Assistant • Star Wars Kid • Starvin' Marvin • Steve • Steve Forbes • Steve Towlend • Steven Thompson • Store Owner • Store Person • Students • Subway Board Member #1 • Subway Board Member #2 • Suitcase • Super Adventurer #1 • Super Adventurer #3 • Super Adventurer #4 • Supreme Court Judge #1 • Surgeon General • Swearing Man #1 • Swearing Man #4 • Swiss Official • TV Announcer #1 • TV Announcer #2 • TV Employee #1 • TV Employee #2 • TV Employee #4 • TV Employee #6 • Taco Bell Head • Taxi Driver • Teacher • Tech • Technician #3 • Teenage Boy #3 • Teenager #1 • Terrance Mephesto • The Catatafish • The Ghost of Kenny • The Pope • The Squirt Leader • Therapist • Thomas • Thomas McElroy • Thomas Tucker • Thorn Filicia • Ticket Vendor • Ticketmaxx Clerk • Tim Burton • Timothy Neely • Tom Brady • Tom Foley • Tom Green • Tom Hanks • Tom Shane • Tom, the Gay Cowboy • Tony Kornheiser • Topher • Train Conductor • Train Driver • Train Ticket Salesman • Truck Driver • Trucker • Trustacious • Tryout Organiser • Turd Sandwich • Tyler • Tynacorp Security #1 • U.A.L. #3 • U.N. Member #1 • Underpants Gnome • United Atheist Alliance Man • United Atheist League Members • Valet • Vampire Kids • Various • Vice-President Greg • Volcano Onlooker #2 • Wallaby • Walter Cronkite • Water Department Man #1 • Water Park Lawyer • Waterpark Employee • Weight Gain 4000 Spokesman • Whale Wars Man #2 • Whale Wars Man #3 • William • Willy the Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun Worm • Woman in Crowd • Yolanda • Zombie Victim
- Kyle: We're guys, dude. We find something about all our friends to rip on. We made fun of you for being rich for the same reason we rip on Butters for being wimpy.
- Stan: And we rip on Kyle for being a Jew.
- Kyle: And Stan for being in love with Wendy. And Cartman for being fat. And Cartman for being stupid. And Cartman for having a whore for a mom. And Cartman for being a sadistic asshole.
- Cartman: Hey. You did me already.
- Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch.
- Mrs. Crabtree: [shouting] What did you say?
- Stan: I said, "We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch."
- Mrs. Crabtree: Oh.
- Kyle: Whoa, dude.
- Stan: I always wondered if that would work.
- Priest Maxi: Boys, I haven't seen you in church lately.
- Kyle: Well, I'm Jewish.
- Priest Maxi: You're not too Jewish to worship Jesus, are you?
- Kyle: I guess not.
- Stan: Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?
- Jimmy: F-F-for wh-what?
- Stan: Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my muse. No, tell her... tell her... she's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
- Jimmy: She's what?
- Stan: She's a continuing source of inspiration to me.
- Jimmy: Okay. Hey, W- Hey, Wendy.
- Wendy: Yeah?
- Jimmy: Stan says you're a cont... you're a cont... Stan says you're a cont- cont...
- [sounds like "cunt"]
- Wendy: Well, tell Stan to fuck off!
- [walks away]
- Jimmy: [continues] ... cont... You're a continuing source of inspiration to him.
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: [Butters is holding a Barbie doll] "Hey there, Butters, wanna slap my titties around?" Uh, no thanks, ma'am. I might get in trouble again.
- [he puts the doll away and begins whistling]
- Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff.
- Leopold 'Butters' Stotch: Everything is back to normal. I-I think... I think I can go back to trying to destroy the world again.
- [theme song]
- Les Claypool: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time!
- Stan, Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation!
- Les Claypool: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind!
- Cartman: Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"
- Les Claypool: I'm headin' down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind!
- Kenny: [indistinct mumbling]
- Les Claypool: So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine!