Toy Story (1995)

R. Lee Ermey: Sergeant

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Quotes 

• Sergeant : [about the second present Andy opens]  It's... it's bedsheets!

  Mr. Potato Head : Who invited that kid?

• Sergeant : Molly's first present is... Mrs. Potato Head! Repeat, a Mrs. Potato Head!

  Hamm : Way to go, Ida-ho!

  Mr. Potato Head : Gee, I'd better shave!

  [pulls off his moustache] 

• Sergeant : [he and the other green soldiers leap out of the bucket onto Woody]  There he is, men! Get him!

  Mr. Potato Head : Let's string him up by his pull string!

  [he and the other toys, apart from Slinky and Bo Peep rush on over toy Woody, and attempt to throw him out] 

  Bo Peep : Would you boys stop it?

  Andy : Okay, Mom, I'll be right down; I've gotta get Buzz.

  [all the toys return to their places as Andy enters his room, looking for Buzz] 

  Andy : Mom, do you know where Buzz is?

  Andy's Mom : No, I haven't seen him.

  [Mr. Potato Head looks grimly from behind Etch, having drawn a hangman noose] 

  Andy's Mom : Andy, I'm heading out the door!

  Andy : But Mom, I can't find him!

  Andy's Mom : Well honey, just grab some other toy; now, come on!

  Andy : [picks up Woody and heads to the car]  Okay.

• Sergeant : [he can't see what Andy is holding up]  It's a...

  Rex : It's A WHAT? WHAT IS IIIITTTTT?

  [Rex shakes the table, inadvertently knocking off the TalkBoy and causing the batteries to fall out] 

  Rex : Oh, no!

  Mr. Potato Head : Oh, you big lizard! Now we'll never know what it is!

  Rex : Way to go, Rex!

  [moves forward] 

  Woody : [as the toys struggle to put the batteries back in the TalkBoy]  No, no, turn 'em around! Turn 'em around!

  Hamm : He's putting them in backward!

  [to Mr. Potato Head] 

  Hamm : Hey, you're putting 'em in backwards!

  Woody : PLUS IS POSITIVE! MINUS IS NEGATIVE! Oh, let me!

  [jumps down] 

  Sergeant : [downstairs, into the Baby Monitor]  Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!

  [Woody puts the batteries back in properly and picks the Talkboy up] 

  Sergeant : ... juvenile intrusion, repeat! Assume your positions now!

  Woody : ANDY'S COMING! Everybody back to your places! Hurry!

  [mayhem breaks out] 

  Mr. Potato Head : [in a panic]  Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?

  Rex : Out of my way! Here I come, here I come!

  [Rex bonks his head with bucket] 

• Wounded Soldier : [after Andy's mom has stepped on one of the soldiers, they get up and make their way to a plant, but the stepped-on one struggles and is crippled]  Just... just go on without me!

  Sergeant : [goes over to him and helps him up]  A good soldier never leaves a man behind!

• Woody : Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red. You know what to do.

  Sergeant : Yes, sir!

  [jumps down] 

  Sergeant : All right, men, you heard him! Code Red, repeat: we're at Code Red! Recon plan Charlie: Execute! Let's move, move, move, move, move!

• [from the Michael Eisner segment during the TV premiere of "Eloise at the Plaza"] 

  Sergeant : [to Woody via Playskool walkie-talkie]  Red alert. Michael's coming upstairs.

  Woody : [He and his Andy's toys starts freaking out as they start putting back]  Michael's coming, everybody. Back to your places. Hurry.

• Sergeant : [Woody is accused of knocking Buzz out the window on purpose, and Sarge pops out of his bucket]  Where is your honor, dirtbag? You are an absolute disgrace! You don't deserve to - HEY!

  [Woody pushes Sarge back in the bucket and snaps the lid back on]