Kids (1995)

Joseph Chan: Deli Owner

Quotes 

• Telly : I'm askin' you one last time. Do you got "dis-tick"?

  Deli Owner : What are you saying, "dis-tick"?

  Casper : He said this dick, motherfucker!

• Telly : You happen to have dis dig?

  Deli Owner : Wha?

  Telly : This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?

  Deli Owner : What is dis dig?

  Telly : Dis dig.

  Deli Owner : What do you say?

  Telly : This dig. I'm curious. Do you have it?

  Deli Owner : Wha?

  Telly : Dis dig man. Dis dig, dis dig...

  Deli Owner : I don't understand... I don't understand you... uhhh.

  Telly : OK... one last time. Do you have dis dig?

  Deli Owner : What you say... dis dig?

  Casper : He said 'this dick', motherfucker! Don't you understand English?

  Korean Guy : Stupy fucky boys. Fucky.