Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

Tone Loc: Emilio

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Quotes 

• Ace Ventura : [bending over and talking from his behind]  Excuse me. I'd like to "ass" you a few questions.

  Emilio : This is not the time, Ace. If Einhorn come down here and sees me talking to you or your ass, I'm history.

• Lois Einhorn : [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers]  Shoot him! Shoot him!

  Emilio : [offscreen]  Hold your fire!

  [walks in with Melissa, gun to his head] 

  Emilio : Don't shoot!

  Melissa : Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it!

  [cocks revolver] 

  Emilio : She's not joking!

  Lois Einhorn : [ignoring them]  He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was just about to kill Dan Marino and me!

  Ace Ventura : Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section much more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up professional football's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 26 yard field goal in the closing seconds of Super Bowl XVII.

  [takes deep breath] 

  Ace Ventura : What you wouldn't read about is how Ray Finkle lost his mind, was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top of a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino whom he blamed the entire thing!

  [takes another deep, relief breath] 

  Aguado : What the hell are you talking about?

  Ace Ventura : SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man.

  Lois Einhorn : He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM!

• Emilio : Something ain't stirring the Kool-aid, man.