Bill Paterson credited as playing...
Mr. Jenkins
- Mr. Jenkins: Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist.
- Miss Ernst: You collect stamps?
- Mr. Jenkins: Charitees. This RSPCC.
- Miss Ernst: What is this RSP...?
- Miss Irvine: [whispers] Cruelty to Children!
- Miss Ernst: Oh, of course, you give money for the little...
- [gags]
- Miss Ernst: children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little...
- [Irvine holds out a basin for he. Jenkins throws some change into it]
- Miss Ernst: What are you doing here?
- Miss Irvine: The banquet, Miss Ernst.
- Miss Ernst: No, no, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for...
- Mr. Jenkins: Hello!
- Miss Ernst: ...tomorrow's flight. Yes.
- [Waves to Mr. Jenkins]
- Miss Ernst: Have a good flight.
- Miss Irvine: But, it's our banquet!
- Miss Ernst: You are not here to enjoy yourself, you are here as my staff! Go to your room, NOW.
- [to the Witches at the table]
- Miss Ernst: Ladies...
- Miss Irvine: [long pause after Eva Ernst walks off] I quit.
- [Helga stops Mr. Jenkins for eating the soup]
- Helga: Don't touch it!
- Mr. Jenkins: I told you she was a loony. She's an absolute nutter!
- [She tooks the plate the spills the soup]
- Mr. Jenkins: Look at my bloody soup! All that stuff about Bruno!
- Helga: Bruno has been turned into...
- Mr. Jenkins: He has NOT been turned into a...
- [notices that Bruno is a mouse]
- Bruno Jenkins: Yes, I have! Hello, dad!
- [Mrs. Jenkins notices that her son is a mouse, screaming and faints]