Dan Castellaneta credited as playing...
Homer Simpson • Grampa Simpson • Barney Gumble • Groundskeeper Willie • Sideshow Mel • Krusty the Clown • Mayor Quimby • Hans Moleman • Squeaky-Voiced Teen • Santa's Little Helper • Grampa • Itchy • Krusty • Rich Texan • Krusty the Klown • Squeaky Voiced Teen • Gil Gunderson • Gil • Kodos • Louie • Abraham Simpson • Barney • Mr. Teeny • Blue-Haired Lawyer • Snowball II • Marty • Scott Christian • Arnie Pie • Arnie Pye • Bill • Blue Haired Lawyer • Reporter • Benjamin • Count Dracula • Abe Simpson • Additional Voices • Bill Clinton • Charlie • Frankie the Squealer • Homer's Brain • Burns' Lawyer • Butler • Hot Dog Vendor • Leprechaun • Mailman • Monkey • Quimby • Reporter #2 • Sam • The Yes Guy • Willie • Worker • Abraham 'Grampa' Simpson • Announcer • Audience Member • Bill Cosby • Capt. Lance Murdock • Cop • Crowd Members • Doug • George Washington • Guard • John F. Kennedy • John Travolta • Man #2 • Man in Audience • Man in Crowd • Moleman • Monkeys • Player • Poochie • Reporter #1 • Smitty • Soldier • Squeaky-voiced teen • St. Peter • Waiter • Woody Allen • Abraham Lincoln • Al Bundy • Arthur Miller • Bailiff • Beer Vendor • Benjamin Franklin • Cameraman • Casting Director • Chicken • Clerk • Conductor • Cop #1 • Curly • Cyclist • Director • Don Castellaneta • Droopy-Voiced Man • Estonian Dwarf • Farmer • Freddy Quimby • Frenchman • Goliath • Gomer Pyle • Grizzly Shawn • Groundskeeper WIllie • Groundskeeper Willy • Hairdresser • Heckler #1 • Hippie • Hitler • Hobo • Husband • Ice Cream Man • Irish Man • Jake the Barber • Janitor • Jimmy Carter • Joey • Kwik-E-Mart Customer • Leopold • Lugash • Man in Crowd #2 • Man on Fire • Man on Street • Martin Prince • Martin's Dad • Mayan Homer • Mobster • Mr. Winfield • News Director • Oscar the Grouch • Others • Owl • Ozmodiar • Painter • Photographer • Pigeon • Professor • Rabbi Krustofsky • Race Announcer • Referee • Reporter #4 • Reporter #5 • Rupert Murdoch • Sailor • Smartline Announcer • Snake • Soldier #1 • Stadium Announcer • Stuart • T-Shirt Vendor • TV Voice • Teacher • Texan • The Rich Texan • Town Drunk • Troy McClure • Ugolin • Uncle Sam • Vincent Price • Wolves • Writer • Yes Guy • 'A Simpsons 'Show's Too Short' Story' Narrator • 'Cats' Cast Member • 'Delivery Man' #2 • 'First Date' Host • 'Frame Up!' Host • 'Get on the bus, Dancing Homer!' • 'He's blown it for sure!' • 'How's the world treating you, Mr. Gumble?' • 'I Can't Believe They Invented It!' Announcer • 'I really wish they wouldn't scream' • 'I'll pay anything!' • 'I'm not angry any more!' • 'Larry Davis Experience' Guy #2 • 'Let's not listen' • 'Little Rascals' Director • 'Marge is gonna say something....' • 'Mmm, that's good satire!' • 'My loose change!' • 'No!' • 'Now Showing' Announcer • 'Pure egotism!' • 'R' Movie Announcer • 'Rip-off!' • 'They'll Never Stop The Simpsons' Performer • 'Topiary Wars' Judge • 'Wheel of Fortune' Contestant • 'Where'd he go?' • 'Who Wants to Marry an Internet Billionaire?' Announcer • 'Who Will Marry a Million Bears?' Announcer • 'William Henry Harrison' • 'You know?' guy • 32-Year-Old Man • 8-Bit Homer • Abby • Abe 'Grampa' Simpson • Abraham Simp-san • Abus • Academy Award Playhouse Announcer • Acid Brownie Man #1 • Acting Coach • Actor • Actor #2 • Ad Man 2 • Adil's Father • Admiral Carstairs • Admissions Officer • Agent • Agent #1 • Aide • Air India Clerk • Airplane Voice • Airport Passerby #1 • Airport Tannoy • Al Capone • Al Simmons • Alcoholic #1 • Alcoholic #3 • Alf • Alfred E. Neuman • Alien • Alive Character #4 • Allan Thicke • Andrew Jackson • Angry Crowd • Angry Driver • Angry Mob Member #2 • Angry Parent • Angry Star Wars Fan • Animal • Animator #1 • Anime Homer • Announcer #2 • Antibody #1 • Antibody #2 • Antoine 'Tex' O'Hara • Apes • Archery Targets Truck Driver • Archie Bunker • Aristotle Amandopoulis • Arizona Cardinals representative • Arnie Gumble • Art Student • Arthur • Artie Ziff • Asa • Assassin • Astronaut • Astronomer • Attack Dog Trainer • Audience • Audience Member #1 • Audience Members • Austin Powers • Australian Squeaky-Voiced Teen • Author • Baby • Baby Representative • Baby-Puppy Vendor • Bacchus Model • Bald Critic • Ballon Game Man • Bandstand Assembler • Bank Manager • Bank Security Guard #2 • Banker • Bar Patron • Barbarian Invader #1 • Barfly #1 • Barnabas • Barney Gumble's Mother • Barney the Dinosaur • Baron von Kissalot • Barry • Baseball Player • Battery • Baz • Bear • Ben Franklin • Benedict Arnold • Big Rich Texan • Bill O'Rights • Billy • Billy Crystal • Billy the Trainer • Bing Voice • Bird 1 • Bishop • Black Co-Worker • Black Weasel • Bleeding Heart Liberal • Blind Man • Blue-Haired Laywer • Blue-haired Lawyer • Blue-haired lawyer • Bluella • Board Chairman in Commercial • Board Member #3 • Bodyguard #1 • Bongo • Bont • Boo Crowd • Booing Crowd • Booing people • Bowler #1 • Bowler #2 • Bowler #4 • Bowler #5 • Bowler #9 • Bowling Owner • Bowling Receptionist • Box Factory Manager • Boxing Commentator • Boxing announcer #2 • Boy #1 • Boy #2 • Boy with Frisbee • Brad Fletcher • Bran Producer #3 • Bread Robber • Brigadier General Clancy Wiggins • British Child • Brother #2 • Brother Of European Judge • Buddhist • Buddy Hodges • Bully of the Year Judge • Bum #3 • Bum #4 • Burns Campaign Ad Jingle Singer • Burns' Campaign Manager • Burns' Imaginary Homer • Bus Thief • Busker • Bystander • C-3PO • Cab Driver • Cackling Woman • Cadet Anderson • Calgary Lames Leader • Caller • Camel • Canadian Flanders-Like Man • Canadian Football League Announcer • Canadian News Reporter • Capital City Goofball • Captain • Captain Lance Murdock • Cashier • Casino Employee #3 • Castro • Cat • Catapult Soldier • Cats • Caution Crewman • Chadlington • Chairman • Channel 6 News Announcer • Charles Darwin Actor • Charlie Callas • Charlie Weaver • Charlton Heston • Cheering Crowd • Cheesy McMayor • Chemist • Chess Player #3 • Chewbacca • Chief O'Hara • Chihuahua • Child #4 • Child #6 • Chimp • Chinese General • Chinese Officer • Chinese Principal #2 • Chipwich Salesman • Choir Soloist • Choreographer • Chorus Man • Christian • Christian Bookstore Worker • Christopher Columbus • Chuck Shadowski • Chum • Church Members • Churchgoer • Citizen Solar • City Council #1 • City Council #3 • Cleaner • Clerk #2 • Clerk in Ape Mask • Cletus • Clint Eastwood • Clown • Clown #1 • Clumsy Student Mover • Co-Pilot • Coach • Coast Guard • Cocktail Waiter • Coders • Cola Scientist #2 • College Student • Colonel Ketchup • Colonel Tex • Comic Book Guy • Comic Book Homer • Commentator • Commercial Announcer #1 • Commercial Announcer #3 • Commercial Man #1 • Compere • Confused Worker • Conservative Judge • Construction Manager • Contracter • Corn Vendor • Coroner • Cosmonaut #1 • Costumed Man #1 • Couch Gag Director • Couch Gag Singer • Country Music VJ • Cow • Cowboy Block • Cowboy Bob • Crazy Cat Homer • Crazy Dog Man • Crazy Es • Crazy Guy • Crazy Old Guy • Crazy Old Man • Criminal #2 • Crony • Croupier #2 • Cruise ship captain • Currency Committee Member 1 • Customer #1 • Cycling Brother • D.C Suggestor • DJ • DMV Worker • Dad in Commercial • Dan Castellaneta • Dark Stanley • Dash Dingo Villain • Dave Jr. • Dave Shutton • Deer • Delbert • Delegate #2 • Delivery Man • Dennis Kucinich • Derelict • Detective • Diego Rivera • Diner Owner • Dink • Dinosaur • Disco Homer • Disney Princess Homer • Disneyland Cop • Doctor • Dog Homer • Dogs • Don Corleone • Don Rickles • Donut Attorney • Doug the Cameraman • Dr. B.F. Sherwood • Dr. Bettleheim • Dr. Spirograph • Dream Grampa • Driver • Drug Pusher • Drunk #1 • Drunk #4 • Drunk Fish #1 • Drunk Fish #2 • Drunky • Duck with Cell Phone • Duff Brewery Clock • Duff Commercial Announcer • Dwight's Partner • Edward the Penitent • Elderly Congressman • Electric Car • Elf 2 • Elf Moldy • Elizabeth Taylor's Agent • Elmo • Elvis • Emergency Announcer • Emperor • Emperor Quimbus • Employee in Commercial • English Soldier #3 • Englishman • Enraged Father • Ernest • Estonian Midget • Etch • Ethan • Ethnic Man • Eustace B. Tilley • Evan • Exec #2 • Executioner • Exhibitor 3 • FBI Agent #1 • FBI Agent #2 • Faceless Man • Falconer • Falling Worker • Fan Man • Fantastic Dan • Farty the Crippled Robot • Father #2 • Father Bear • Father Sean's Father • Fennimore • Festival Host • Fifth Mobster • Fighter Pilot #1 whilst Parachuting • Film Studio Employee #2 • Fireman • Fireman #3 • First QNA Member • Fiscal Cliff • Fleeing Crewman #2 • Fleeing Man • Fleeing Snake • Flying Monkeys • Football Announcer • Fossil Fuel Man • Fox Executive • Fox Night at the Movies Announcer • Frank Smith • Frank Tripp • Frankenstein's Monster • Frankie • Frat #2 • Freckled Employee • French President • French Representative • French Ship Captain • Fried Dough Vendor • Frosty the Snowman • Frying Dutchman Chef • Frying Dutchman Waiter #2 • Fun Homer • Future Man • GOP #2 • Ga-Ga • Gabbo Announcer • Gallagher • Gambler • Gameshow Host • Garfield • Garth Motherloving • Gary the Paparazzo • Gate Guard • Gay Homer Doppelganger • Gay Man • Gay Man #1 • Gazebo Guy • General #2 • Genghis Khan • Genie • Geo • George Burns • George R. R. Martin • George Washington Robot • George Washington in Advert • Gerald Ford • German Man • German Man #2 • Giant Donut • Girl's Husband • Giuseppe • Gnome in Your Home • Goblin • Golf Announcer • Googly-Eyed Man • Goose • Government Man #2 • Government Man #3 • Graceland Tour Guide • Grampa SImpson • Gravedigger • Gravedigger Billy • Great-Grampa Simpson • Gregory • Grey-haired man • Groom #1 • Guard #1 • Guard #2 • Guard in Bart's Fantasy • Gummy Joe • Gun-Obsessed Recruit • Gus • Gus Huebner • Guy Incognito • Guy at Theatre • Guy in Blue Shirt • Guy with Missing Belt • Guy with a letter • HDTV • Half-Bald Worker • Hamster • Handsome Dan • Happy Little Elf #1 • Harold • Head of NASA • Heckler #2 • Helicopter Man #1 • Henry the eighth • Herb Tannenbaum • Hiccupping Man • High-Class Flea • Hillbilly • Hillbilly #1 • Hillbilly #2 • Hippie #3 • Hippie Designer • Hippy Duffman Singers • Hiram Simpson • Hockey Referee • Hockey Rink Man • Hold Music • Hollywood Guy • Homeless Man #1 • Homeless Man #2 • Homeless Man #3 • Homer 'Marge' Simpson • Homer Barbera • Homer Brockman • Homer Bufflekill • Homer Clones • Homer Flanders • Homer Franco • Homer Glumplet • Homer Gumble • Homer Lovejoy • Homer Risotto • Homer Tatum • Homer Van Houten • Homer's Brain #1 • Homer's Brain #2 • Homer's Clones • Homer's Conscience • Homer's Doppelgänger • Homer's Guilt • Homer's Libido • Homer's Sperm • Homerzilla • Horrified Man • Horse Cab Driver • Hot Stuff • House Speaker • Huck Finn • Hugolin • Human Fly • Humble Factory Foreman • Humbleton Man • Hungry • Hunter S. Thompson • Huntsman • Hurray for Everything Member • Hyman's Friend • Hypersugar Teen • I Can't Believe They Invented It Announcer • IRS Regional Director • Ice Hockey Host #3 • Imaginary Party Guest #3 • Improv Shakespeare Actress #3 • Indian #1 • Injured Person • Inmate #3 • Innkeeper • Inspector • International Brotherhood of Evil Man #2 • Interviewer #2 • Interviewing Crowd • Investigative Reporter • Irish Cop #1 • Irish Priest • Irish Worker • Isaac • Isotopes Player • Israeli Airline Man • Italian Artist • Italian Minister • Itchem • Itchy & Scratchy Hour Announcer • Itchy Jr. • Jack Barley • Jack DeForest • Jack Marley • Jake • Jamaican Fan #1 • James Bond • Jason • Jasper • Jay Leno • Jerry • Jesus • Jewelry Clerk • Jimmy • Jimmy Stewart • Joan Rivers • Jobriath • Jockey #5 • Joe Quimby • Joey Can't-Read-the-Room • John • John Armstrong • John Glenn • John Keating • John Keating-esque Teacher • Johnny • Johnny Stabbo • Jonathan Harris • Joseph • Joseph Stalin • Josh Weinstein • Jub-Jub • Judge #3 • Judge Snyder • Judge Thatcher • Justin • KBBL DJ #1 • KBBL Guy • KZNB Announcer • Kabul Restaurant Employee #2 • Kaiser Wilhelm • Kearney's Dad • Kenny • Key Man • Kid From Springfield High School • Kim Huang • King • King Arthur • King Homer • King Quimby • Koobler Dwarf • Kozlov • Krusto • Krusty Alarm Clock • Krusty Burger Customer • Krusty Doll • Krusty Komeback Special Announcer • Krusty The Klown • Krusty the Klown Doll • Krusty's Assistant • Krusty's Son • Kwik-E-Mart Customer #1 • L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies • Lance Kaufman • Large Gay Military Man • Larry Fine • Laughing Cop • Laughing Cyclist • Launch Host #2 • Lawyer • Lawyer #1 • Lawyer in Bart's Fantasy • Lee Carvallo • Lee Majors • Lego Land Capitol Dome • Lego Land Tourist • Legs • Lenin • Leper • Leprechauns • Leroy • Library Security Guard • Lighthouse Owner • Limo Driver • Lincoln Block • Lion • Lisanardo's Father • Lisanardo's Grandfather • Litterer • Little Caesar • Little Yakuza Man • Locker Room Guard • Long John Silver's Representative • Lord Thistlewick Flanders • Lottery Announcer • Lowblow • Lubchenko • Luigi's Chef • Lumley • Machine Operator • Mail Carrier • Mail Carrier #1 • Male Angel • Male Baker • Male Ballerina • Male J.J Abrams Worker • Male Simpson Relatives • Man • Man #1 • Man #2 at Lincoln Memorial • Man Accepting Award • Man Asking for Marshmallow Squares • Man Being Drowned • Man Carrying Glass • Man Crashing Car • Man Disposing of Nude Photos • Man Driving Car • Man Hit By Frisbee • Man Laughing at Bart • Man Playing Croquet • Man Reaching for Phone • Man Rolling Dice • Man Scared of Boomerang #2 • Man That Looks Like Pumpkin • Man Watching Chess Game • Man With Crazy Beard • Man With Exploding Appendix • Man at Auction • Man at Bailey Rally #1 • Man at Drive-In • Man at Execution • Man at Funeral • Man at Jazz Hole • Man at Lighthouse • Man at Science Fair • Man in 'Space Mutants VIII' • Man in Audience #2 • Man in Church #1 • Man in Commercial • Man in Crowd #1 • Man in Drive-Through • Man in Film #2 • Man in Intro • Man in Jury • Man in Lava Pit • Man in Library • Man in Line • Man in Line #1 • Man in Line #2 • Man in Parking Lot • Man in Queue • Man in Restroom • Man in Showgirls • Man in Store • Man in Street • Man in Suit on Albatross • Man in Tuxedo • Man in the Iron Mask • Man on PartyLine • Man on Side of Train • Man who buys newspaper • Man with Big Hand • Man with Glass Pane #1 • Man with Shotgun • Mantis • Marge's Date • Mario • Market Clerk • Marlon Brando • Marlon Brando Impersonator • Marriage Preservation Committee Member #1 • Martha's Husband • Martian • Marvel Fan • Matchgame Announcer • Matt Groening • Matthew • Max Power • Mazda • McGonickle • McGonigal • Medic #2 • Meek Assistant • Mercury • Michael Caine • Michael Finn • Michigan J. Frog • Mickey • Mickey Mouse • Midget Cop • Mini Hockey Player • Miss Piggy • Mitch • Monorail Switchboard Operator #2 • Monsignor Daly • Moose • Moose Mason • Moulin Huge • Mountain Goat • Mountain Lion • Mouse • Mouse Juror • Mouse Paramedic • Movie Cop • Movie Frat Guy #2 • MovieCall Announcer • Mr. Beaver • Mr. Burns' Lawyer • Mr. Glascock • Mr. McGrew • Mr. Mitchell • Mr. Parkfield • Mr. Peabody • Mr. Prince • Mr. Roman • Mrs. Gumble • Mrs. Krabappel's Cat • Mudslinger • Multi-Eyed Squirrel • Muscular Homer • Museum Janitor • Music Store Owner • Musketeer • Myron • NASA Scientist #3 • NFL Preview Host • Narrator • Native American • Navy Paratrooper #2 • Ned's Friend #3 • Neil Armstrong • Nerd #2 • New Hampshire Man • New York City mailman • New York Singer • News Reporter #1 • Newshound • Newsman • Newspaper Customer • Newsreader • Noir Homer • Noodles • Nuclear Powerplant Employee • Nurse • Obeseus the Wide • Officer Scraps • Oh Homer! • Oil Manager • Oil Worker • Old Deceased Frog • Old Football Player • Old Man • Old Yiddisha Guy • Older Vermont Man • Olympic Commentator #1 • Olympics Official #1 • Oompa-Loompa • Operation Man • Optometrist • Orangutan • Original Ray • Orphanage Guard #1 • Orville Redenbacher • Otter Homer • Otto Mann • Otto Meyer • Otto's Dad • Outhouse Guy • Outraged Soldier • Overzealous Neighborhood Watch Guys Leader • Ozzy Osbourne • Package Forwarder #1 • Pagan Father • Paint Shop Clerk • Panda • Panicked Smoker • Panicked Workers • Panicking Man • Panicking Teacher #2 • Paolo Paoletti • Paparazzo • Papparazzo • Parent Who Jumps Out Window • Park Groundskeeper • Parking Enforcement Worker • Party Guy • Passenger • Pastry Chef • Patient • Patrolman #1 • Paul Bunyan • Paul McCartney • Pawn Shop Owner • Penetantiary Security Guard • People by Death Tome • Pepe • Personal Chef • Pete • Peter Pan • Phil • Phil Muhlstock • Philip • Phone Bidder Proxy • Phone Company Worker #1 • Phony McRing-Ring • Pierre Curie • Pilot • Pilot #1 • Pilot #2 • Pilot #3 • Pilot Voice • Pizza Maker • Police Chief • Police Constable • Police Radio • Police Voice • Policeman • Politcal Analyst • Pop • Pope • Pork Chop Vendor • Postmaster Bill • Preacher • President Chimp • President Nicolas Sarkozy • President Truman • President of Harvard • President of Italian-American Anti-Defamation League • Priest • Prince #1 • Prince #2 • Principal Duggins • Prisoner • Prisoner #2 • Producer • Producer #4 • Professor Homer • Professor Richard Quillejoie • Pyle • Pyromaniac • Queen's Butler • Questo • Rabbit • Racetrack Announcer • Radio News Reporter • Radio Producer • Radio Voice #1 • Radio Weatherman • Ralph • Random Man • Ranger's Assistant • Rappin' Rabbi #2 • Rapture • Ray Parker Jr. • Raymond Babbitt • Realter • Red Carpet Announcer • Regis Philbin • Ren • Repo Man • Report Card • Reporter #3 • Returning Zombie #1 • Rex • Richie Sakai • Ringo • Ringo Starr • Rob Gronkowski • Robber • Robber #1 • Robby Robin • Robert Frost • Robin Williams • Robot • Robot #1 • Robot #2 • Robotic Richard Simmons • Rodney Dangerfield • Roger • Rolling Stone Lips • Rook • Rory's Friend • Rottweilers • Rubik's Cube • Rudy • Runner #2 • Russian Representative • Russian chess player 1 • Rusty Barnacle Waiter • SWAT Man • Safe Guard • Sailor #2 • Salesbot • Santa Claus • Santa Claus's Ho Ho's • Santa in Commercial • Santa's Little Homer • Satan • Saxaphonist • Scared Cow • Scarlet Pimpernel • Scientist • Scientist #2 • Scotty • Scoutmaster • Scrat • Screamapillar • Screamatorium Repair Man • Scrotum Szyslak • Seagull #2 • Seaman • Seamus Fitzpatrick • Search Detail #1 • Seat Filler for Ridley Scott • Section C72 • Security Guard • Security Guard #2 • Sedan Bot • Senator Paine • Senor Ding-Dong • Sergeant • Serious Homer • Sex Toy • Señor Subway • Sgt. Scraps • Shakespeare • Shakespeare Fried Chicken Commercial Singer • Shaver • Shelbyville Groundskeeper • Shelbyville Martin • Shelbyvillian #2 • Ship Captain • Shooting Victim • Shopkeeper • Shouting Crowd • Siamese Twins • Sid • Sideshow Me • Sideshow Mel's son • Signor Beaverotti • Singing Telegram • Singing Waiters • Skeleton • Smoking Irishman • Smooshie Man • Snake's Brother • Snooze • So You Think You Can Dentist Man Screaming • Son in Monroe ad • Sonic the Hedgehog • Special Effects Technician • Spirit #4 • SpongeBob SquarePants • Sports Bar Guy 2 • Sportscaster • Spotter • Springfield Billy • Springfield Communist Party Recruiter • Springfield Squares Announcer • Spy Dressed as Bart • Squeaky Voice Teen • Squeaky Voiced-Teen • St. Greeter • Stage Manager • Stan • Station Announcer • Steel Mill Worker #1 • Steve Irwin • Stevie F. (Jello Shot) • Stimpy • Street Sweeper Driver • Strom Thurmond • Stu's Friend • Student #2 • Student Who Jumps Out Window • Sub-Contractor • Subway bum • Suicidal Man • Suit • Sundance Head • Sundance Kid • Surrendering Man #2 • Suzie's Dad • Swedish Bartender • Swedish Chef • T-Shirt Vendor #1 • TV Anchorman • TV Announcer • TV Voice #1 • Talking Frog • Tattoo • Taxi Driver #1 • Teamster • Ted Flanders • Teen in Commercial • Telegram Man • Telemarketer • Television Announcer • Tennis Gamer • Terrorist • Test Supervisor • Tetragrammaton • Tex • Texan Clown Student #2 • The Furry • The Inhuman Capotes singer • The Pigeon • The Professor • Thomas Jefferson • Tibor Jankovsky • Ticket Booth Operator • Timothée Chalamet • Tinky Winky • Tom Collins • Toot-Toot • Tooth Decay • Toucan • Tour Bus Driver • Tourist • Tower Guard • Townsman • Toy Story Employee • Tractor • Train Announcer • Trainee Barber • Tram Conductor • Trapped Teacher • Tribe Member #3 • Tribesman • Trucker #5 • Trucker #7 • Tweedy Writer • U.S. Coastguard • Uber Kid Cyclist • Ultrahouse 300 Dennis Miller Voice • Ultrahouse 300 Standard Voice • Underwear • Ungwee Oaf 116 • Unimpressed Fan #1 • Unnamed Millennium Student • Usher • Vampire • Vampires • Various Indian Men • Vendor • Vendor #2 • Veteran • Victor's Secret Worker • Video Game Announcer • Video Surgeon • Viking Squeaky Voiced Teen • Vincent (The Occurrence) • Virtual Darts Player • Vitruvian Man • Voice Actor • W.C. Fields • Wall E. Weasel • Wally Cox • Walter Raleigh • Warden • Warehouse Clerk #2 • Warren • Warrior #2 • Weatherby • Wedding Photographer • Whales • White Elder • Willie Nelson • Willie's Friend • Wimbledon Commentator • Window Cleaner • Window Man • Wine Expert • Winemaker • Winnipeg Father • Wiseguy • Wolf • Wolfman • Woman Driving Car • Worker #2 • Worker in Movie • Worker with Limousine • World Trade Center Worker #3 • Writer #1 • Writer #3 • Yay Crowd • Yelling Audience Member • Yoda • Yodellin' Zeke • Yokel Student • Youth Orchestra Students • Z-Dog • Zeke • Zombie #2 • Zombie #3 • Zombie #4 • Zombie #5 • Zombie Groans • Zookeeper • Zutroy
- Homer: Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk.
- Krusty the Clown: We're going to drop him out of a helicopter and see what happens!
- [Pats Mr. Teeny]
- Krusty the Clown: Aw, don't worry. Nothing's going to happen to you, Mr. Teeny Number 7.