Hank Azaria credited as playing...
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• Australian Actor • Australian Bartender • Australian with Spoon • Authentification Chip • Auto Mechanic • Autodrive • Award Show Host • Backstage Guard • Bag Boy • Bag Boy #1 • Bag Boy #2 • Bait Shop Owner • Bald Guy in Wheelchair • Bald Man on 'Stranded' • Balki Bartokomous • Bank Manager • Bank Robber #1 • Bank Security Guard #1 • Bank Teller • Bar Employee • Barbarian Invader #2 • Barber • Barfing Belgian Munk • Barfly • Barfly #2 • Baron von Wortzenberger • Barry the Satellite TV Guy • Bart's Follower #2 • Bart's Manager in Fantasy • Bart's Sprayed Voice • Baseball Announcer • Baseball Announcer #2 • Baseball Game Announcer • Baseball Player • Bashir's Father • Basho Guy • Beauregard • Bee-Keeper #1 • Beer Shipment Deliverer • Beer Vendor • Ben • Ben Teamster • Benevenstanciano • Benito Mussolini • Benjamin Franklin • Bernie • Bestimus Muchos • Bigger Brothers Commercial Voice-Over • Bill Gates • Bill Pye • Bill Watson • Billy Bouillon Cube • Billy the Kid • Bird 2 • Black Weasel • Black-Haired Cadet • Blackbeard • Blackjack Dealer • Blacksmith • Blimp Pilot • Blind Willie • Blue-Haired Patient • Board Member #1 • Board Member #2 • Bob • Bob Arnold • Bob Hope • Bobby • Bobby Mindich • Body Fat Tester • Bonk It • Booing Crowd • Boomerang Man • Bottomless Boat Ride Guide • Bouncer #1 • Bouncer #3 • Bowler #1 • Bowler #12 • Bowler #8 • Boxer • Boy Who Works at the Library • Boyfriend in Movie • Brandt • Brazilian Man • Brazilian Record Producer • Brenda's Attorney • Brigade Leader • Brody McKenna • Bronson Kid • Bronson Man • Brother #1 • Bruno Dundridge • Buck Mitchell • Bud Armstrong • Bullfighting Entrepreneur • Bum #2 • Burlesque Show Director • Burly • Bus Driver • Businessman • Butler • Bystander • Cafeteria Worker • Caller • Calvin • Camcorder Salesman • Camera Guy • Camp Policeman • Camper #1 • Canadian Football Host • Candlemaker • Candy Ball • Captain Kirk • Captor #1 • Captor #3 • Car Buyer • Car Radio Newsman #1 • Car Salesman • Car Stereo Salesman • Car Wash Attendant • Caricaturist • Carlum • Cartoon Cow • Cashier • Casino Bouncer #1 • Casino Clerk • Casino Employee #1 • Casino Minister • Castro's Associates • Cat in the Hat • Cayman Islands Banker • Celebrity Chop Shop Host • Chang Stein • Character Assassin • Charles Bronson • Charlton Heston • Chauffeur • Chavez • Cheering Crowd • Cheering croud • Chef Rodrigo • Cherry Picker Guy • Chess Player #1 • Chief • Chief in McBain Movie • Child Therapist • Chili Man • Chimp #2 • Chinese #2 • Chinese #3 • Chinese Busboy #2 • Chinese Principal #1 • Chip Bunyan • Choc-o-Bot • Choreographer • Christian • Christopher • Chuck • Chuck Ellis • Chuck Garabedian • Church Security Guard • Churro Vendor • Cigarette Man • Cinema Clerk • Clark • Clark Gable • Cleaner • Cleanup Man • Clem • Clerk #1 • Clerk #2 • Clock Channel Voice • Clown • Clown Bed • Clyde Actor • Co-Pilot • Coastguard • Coders • Collector • College Bachelor #1 • Colonel Chet Manners • Coma patient • Comedy Club Audience Member • Comedy Festival Promoter • Comic Book Store Guy • Commercial Announcer #2 • Commercial Bald Person • Commercial Doctor • Comptroller Atkins • Computer AI Message • Concert Announcer • Congressman • Construction Line Workey • Control Room Guy #1 • Convict • Cop #2 • Copy Shop Clerk • Corey • Corey Masterson • Cornelius Talmidge • Costa Rican • Costington • Costingtons Guy • Costingtons Manager • Costume Man • Costumed Man #1 • Costumed Man #3 • Count von Count • Court Show Announcer • Cowboy #1 • Crabby • Crane Operator • Crazy Golf Attendant • Cregg Demon • Crew chief • Criminal #1 • Cruise Line Man #2 • Crusher • Crying Man • Cubby • Cucumber Moses • Currency Committee Member 2 • Customer at Car Boot Sale • Cyborgonizer • Cyrus Simpson • DJ 3000 • DNA Analyst • Dad #1 • Dad #2 • Dad at Science Fair • Dan Marino's Manager • Dance Leader • Dancer • Dancing Santa • Danger Dog • Dave Rosenfield • David • Dealer • Dean Bitterman • Dean Peterson • Death • Death Count Presenter • Decapitating Harry • Defendant • Delbert Fornby • Delivery Man #3 • Demolition Foreman • Demolition Worker • Demon • Denny • Deprogrammer • Derby Announcer #2 • Derek • Designated Driver Attendant • Devil • Dexter Colt • Diamond Thief • Dick Cheney • Dimitri Nigelovonovitch • Ding-A-Ling Bros. Circus Ringmaster • Dino-Dad • Discoteque Stuart • Discount Lion Safari Worker • Discus Stu • Dispatcher • Divorce Lawyer • Dockmaster • Documentary Narrator • Dog Pound Supervisor • Doll Repairman • Donut Van Driver • Doorman • Doug the Cameraman • Dr Nick Riviera • Dr. Callas • Dr. Colossus • Dr. Egoyan • Dr. Foster • Dr. Gonzo • Dr. Hibbert's Elder Son • Dr. Nussbaum • Dr. Schulman • Dr. Wolff • Dr. Zaius • Drug Lord • Drug-Taking Teacher • Drunk • Duff Blimp Pilot • Duff Gardens Security #1 • E.T. • EPA Man • Ear Piercer • Editor • Eduardo • El Chemistri Chef • El Salvadorean • Electaurus Voice • Electrician • Eli Stern VI • Emergency Announcement Voice • Emergency Broadcast Announcer • Employee with Shotgun • Employment Counselor • Engineer • Engineer #2 • English Soldier #1 • English Teacher • Englishman • Entertainment Newsanchor • Entrance Guard • Eric • Ernest P. Worrell • Ernst • Escape from Death Row Character • Eugene Fisk • Eustace Van Houten • Everyman • Evil French Guy • Examiner • Exec • Executive • Executor • Exhibitor 1 • Exterminator • Eye-patch Man • Ezron • FBI Agent • FBI Agent #1 • FBI Man #2 • FEMA Worker • Facial Hairless Portland Guy • Farmer #1 • Father • Father #1 • Father at Beach • Father in Monroe ad • Fausto • Fernando Vidal • Fighter Pilot • Fighter Pilot #1 • Film Student #1 • Film Studio Manager • Firefighter • Fireman #2 • Firing Range Instructor • First Amish Man • First Government Man • First Man • First Man at Lincoln Memorial • First Man in 'Don't Go There!' • First Surrendering Man • First Surveillance Man • First UN Man • Fisherman • Flash Baylor • Fleeing Man • Fleet-A-Pita Chef • Flight Messenger • Flying Brother • Flying Giuseppe • Fonzie • Football Announcer • Foreign Exchange Clerk • Foreign Guy on Boat • Forklift Truck Driver • Formico • Fort Sensible Actor • Fossils on Fossil Fuels Announcer • Founding Father • Fourth Reich Man • Fox Executive • Fox News Anchor • Francine's Dad • Frank • Frank Grimes, Jr. • Frank Grimes, Sr. • Frankenstein • Frankenstein's Monster • Frat Boy #1 • Freak Show Manager • Free Willy Father • French Canadian Mountain Man • French Canadian Official • French Chief Wiggum • French Lou • French Ticket Man • Friendly Old Golfer • Frink Clones • Frying Dutchman Waiter #1 • Fudge Tanker Driver • Funeral Home Representative • Funopoly Man • Funzos • Furniture Salesman • Future Man #2 • Future Sphere Narrator • G.I. 2 • G.I. Joe • GOP Man • GPS • GPS Man Voice • Gangsta • Garbage Boat Man • Garbage Cutter Captain • Garbage Man • Garbologist • Gareth Prince • Gary • Gas Man • Gas Pump Attendant • Gas Station Attendant • Gasso Employee #1 • Gate Guard #2 • Gatekeeper • Gator McCall • Gautama Buddha • Gay Man • Gay Man #3 • Gelatin Man • Gelatinous Cube • General Krull • Generation X Kid • Geoff Jenkins • George • George Washington • George Wilson • George the Frog • German Biker • German Officer • German Soldier • German Soldiers • Get Buzzed Announcer • Ghanaian Chaffeur • Gingo • Giuseppe Granfinali • Gladiator Spectator • Glen • Globex Guard • Glue Man #2 • Gondolier • Goofy Clown • Google Car • Goose Gladwell • Gordo's Friend • Gorilla Sanctuaries Host #1 • Graduate Ceremony Man • Grampa Van Houten • Grand Papa • Grand Pumpkin • Grandma's World Clerk • Grandpappy • Grief Counselor • Grocer • Groom • Groom #2 • Groundskeeper Seamus • Guard #2 • Guard #3 • Guess Your Age and Weight Man • Guidopolis Cashier • Guillermo • Guiseppe • Guy in Flash Mob • Guy in Pink Shirt • Gym Coach • Hairdresser • Haiti Veteran • Hammock Salesman • Hangar Guard • Hans • Happiest Man in Springfield • Happy Little Elf #3 • Hare Krishna Guy • Harold • Hat Vendor • Hawaiian Bartender • Head #1 • Head of Crazy Clown Airlines • Headmaster Van Hoogstraten • Health Department #1 • Health Inspector • Health Insurance Salesman • Heart Delivery Man • Heckler #2 • Henchman • Hick Newsreader • High School Student • High-End Cater • Hillbilly #1 • Hillbilly #2 • Hispanic Senior • Hitchhiker • Hitler • Hobo • Holo-gram Man • Holy Cow • Homeless Man #2 • Homer Fan #1 • Homer's Supervisor • Homer's cousin • Hooded Portland Guy • Hoppy • Horatio Caine • Horatio McCallister • Horserace • Host • Hot Tub Salesman • House Salesman • House Speaker • House of Evil Owner • Howard Jr. • Hug-A-Bull • Hugs Bunny • Humanoid Dog Psychiatrist • Humbleton Man • Humphrey the Talking Camel • Humungous • Hurray for Everything Member • I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate' • I.C.E. Leader • IRS Agent #2 • IRS Guy • Ice Gatherer #1 • Ice Hockey Host #1 • Iggy Wiggum • Imaginary Party Guest #1 • Immigration Official • Impervo the Painless • Incredible Hulk Hands • Indian #2 • Indian Man in Film • Indian Point Nuclear Power Plant Owner • Injured Person • Inmate • Inspector • Inspector #2 • Institute Council Member • Instrumental Crowd • Insurance Company Man • Intensive Care Bear • Interceptor Pilot • Intern • Interviewer #1 • Investo the Robot • Iraq war veteran • Irish Cop • Irish Cop #2 • Irish Father • Irritable Bowel Syndrome Support Group Man • Israeli Airline Man • Italian Baseball Gamer • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie Trailer • Izzy • Jackpot Realty Boss • Jacob Flanders • Jai Alai Player • Jamie Killday • Japan Representative • Japanese Ambassador • Japanese Father • Japanese Friend #1 • Japanese Worker #1 • Jebediah Springfield • Jed Clampett • Jeff • Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend • Jeopardy Judge • Jeremy (Network Executive) • Jeremy Jailbird • Jerold • Jerry Lewis • Jesse • Jester • Jesus Christ • Jet Pilot • Jetskier #2 • Jim 'Jimmy' Jimmerson • Jim Jam Bonks • Jimbo's Dad • Jimmy • Jimmy Pearson • Jimmy the Snitch • Jock #1 • Jockey #1 • Jockey #3 • Joe Laboot • Joe Lum Kin • Joe Theisman • Joey Crusher • Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo • Joey the Arsonist • John Coffey • John Smith '1882' • John Wick • Johnnie • Johnny D • Johnny Joe • Joke Shop Clerk • Jolly Jack Tate • Jordan • Jose Flanders • Judge • Juggler • Jughead • Juice Boxier • Julia's fiance • Julio Franco • Justin Sherman • KBBL Psychic • KFSL DJ • Kabul Restaurant Employee #1 • Kang & Kodos' Boss • Kavi • Kennedy • Kenny the Problem • Kent Brockman's Agent • Kermit • Kermit the Frog • Kevin Costner • Khlav Kalash Vendor • Ki-Ya Announcer • Kidnapper #1 • King Julio of Spain • Kitchen Wizard • Kitenge • Kiwanis Club of Cheesburg member • Kliff • Knight Boat • Krusty Burger Representetive • Krusty Campaign Commercial Singer • Krusty Komeback Special Assistant • Krusty Komeback Special Director • Krusty Product • Krusty Telethon Announcer • Krusty the Clown 20th Anniversary Show Announcer • Krusty's Agent #2 • Krusty's Assistant #1 • Krusty's Attorney • Kumatsu Motors Man • Kumiko's Father • L.T. Smash • Lady Duff • Landlord • Laramie's Exec #1 • Larry Doogan • Larry H. Lawyer, Jr. • Larry the Bus Driver • Lars • Laughing Crowd • Lawyer #2 • Le Superintendent • Lemonade Kid's Big Brother • Leo • Leon Kompowsky • Leprechaun • Liberace Action Figure • Librarian • Lifeguards' Leader • Ling Chow • Ling-chow • Linguo • Little Moe Szyslak • Lodge Waiter • Long-Haired Teacher • Lord Widebottom • Los Souvernir Jaquito • Lou Collier • Lou Rawls • Low Expectations Dating Service Employee • Lt. Adventure • Lumberjack • MC Safety • Mac • MacDill • Mafioso • Magician • Magnesium Man • Mail Carrier #3 • Male Audience Member #1 • Male Cab Driver • Male Doctor • Male Scientist • Male Student • Male Worker • Malibu Stacy Executive • Malibu Stacy Phoneline • Man #3 • Man Below Balcony • Man Delivering Cypress Hill • Man Disposing of Body • Man Driving Car • Man Giving Eulogy • Man Helping Homer #2 • Man Hit by Bowling Ball • Man Killed by Arrows • Man Looking at Homer #2 • Man Looking to Buy House • Man Selling Malibu Stacey • Man Talking to Leonard Nimoy • Man Thanking MacGyver • Man Underneath Rug • Man Using Photocopier • Man at Airport • Man at Arctic #2 • Man at Duff Beer Sign • Man at Festival • Man at Kwik-E-Mart • Man at Pool • Man at Yard Sale • Man from the White House • Man in Audience #2 • Man in Audience #3 • Man in Bar • Man in Bird Costume • Man in Blazing Guy Video • Man in Body Cast • Man in Burning Building • Man in Church #2 • Man in Commercial • Man in Crowd #1 • Man in Film #3 • Man in Itchy & Scratchy Cartoon • Man in Lift • Man in Long Car • Man in Malibu Stacy Division • Man in Movie • Man in Post-Apocalyptic Movie • Man in Pyramid #2 • Man in Soap Opera • Man on 'Laugh-In' • Man on Bike • Man on Bus #2 • Man on Ham Radio • Man on Helicopter • Man on Monster Island • Man on Phone • Man on Sidewalk • Man on Street • Man on Toilet • Man with Letters • Man with Neck Damage • Man with Parking Ticket • Mapple Salesman • Marcus 'Marbles' LeMarques • Marge's Assistant • Marge's Fantasy Man • Marge's Friend • Mario • Mark • Marrakesh Vendor • Marriage Counsellor • Marriage Preservation Committee Member #3 • Marshall Goldman • Martian • Martin Luther King • Marv • Marvin Cobain • Math Clown Teacher • Math Teacher • Mathemagician • Matthew McConaughey • Mav • Mayor Quimby • McBain Villain • Meaux • Mechanic • Medbot • Meganaut • Men's Mission Manager • Mennonite • Merchandiser #3 • Mesmerino • Meth Cook • Mexican Duffman • Mexican Milhouse • Mexican Mouse • Mexicans • Meyer • Michael • Michael Corleone • Mick • Mickey Mantle • Mike • Mike Jambowski • Mikhail Gorbachev • Milhouse Van Houten (older) • Military Men • Milkman • Milton Burkhart • Mirror • Mitch Hartwell • Modus • Moe Syzlak • Moe's clone • Money Changer • Money Print Employee • Monk #1 • Monorail Switchboard Operator #1 • Monster Truck Rally Announcer #2 • Moon • Motel Clerk • Motorist • Mountie • Mousepad • Movementerians Lawyer • Movie Credits Rapper • Movie Theatre Manager • Movie Usher • Movie Villain • Mr. Amazing • Mr. Becker • Mr. Burns • Mr. Cleanser • Mr. Danielson • Mr. Gammel • Mr. Gammil • Mr. Jericho • Mr. Johannson • Mr. Johnson • Mr. Kinkade • Mr. LaCoste • Mr. Listenforfree • Mr. McGreg • Mr. Millwood's Dad • Mr. Montone • Mr. Mouse • Mr. MovieFone • Mr. O'Bannon • Mr. Rum-ta-Tum • Mr. Sakamoto • Mr. Silas • Mr. Sulu • Mr. T • Mr. Thompson • Mr. Weewee • Mr. Woosterfield • Muckraker (take two) • Mugger • Muslim • Mustached Man • Mustached RV Driver • N'gungo • Nail Man • Nameless Employee • Narrator • Nathaniel • Native American #2 • Native-american Man • Nautical Stu • Naval Officer #1 • Naval Recruiter • Ned Flanders • Ned impersonating Wiggum • Ned's Friend #2 • Nehorai • Neighbor • Neil Armstrong's Assistant • Neon Sign Worker • Nerd #1 • Nerdlinger • Network Executive #2 • New Hampshirian Clown Student • New York Pilot • News reporter • Nick #2 • Nick Callahan • Nod-Bot • Nom-Noms 6 Producer #1 • Norbert 'Zack' Van Houten • Nuclear Power Heckler #1 • Nuclear Response #1 • Num-chuks Guy • Number Fifteen • Number Two • Nutcracker • Nutz App • Nutz Manager • Oak Ridge Technician • Oakley • Obengruppenfuhrer Wolfcastle • Oboist • Old Film Director • Old Hispanic Guy #1 • Old Springfield Mayor • OmniGog Man • Organizer • Ornette Coleman • Orphanage Guard #2 • Orthobot Prime • Otto's Shoes • Outlander • Ox • PBS Host • PDS Man • Pachinko Machine Voice • Package Forwarder #3 • Package Processor • Paparazzi • Paparazzo • Parade Santa • Park Announcer • Park History Film Narrator • Park Manager • Park Ranger #2 • Parole Board Officer • Partygoer #1 • Patrolman #2 • Pele • Penny Farthing Cyclist • People by Death Tome • Persian CD Salesman • Persian Trader • Person Ordering Food • Pervert • Peter DeBrusio • Phantom of the Opera • Pharm-er John • Pharmacist #1 • Phil • Phil Angelides • Phineas Q. 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(Ass Money) • Stig • Stockbroker • Store Santa • Strip Club Announcer • Strongman • Student • Student #1 • Studio Store Clerk • Sub Delivery Man • Suicide Notes Clerk • Sulu • Sun • Super-Intense-Kid Chalmers • Superman • Surgery Audience • Surly • Surly Duff • Sven Golly • Sycophantic German Instructor • T-Shirt Vendor #2 • T.D. • TV Chief • TV Homer Simpson • TV Repair Man • TV Salesman • TV Voice #1 • TV Voice #2 • Taco Vendor • Talking Frog • Tall Man in the Audience • Tank Driver • Tape Voice • Taxi Driver • Taxi Medallion Man • Tea-Drinking Man • Teacher • Technician #1 • Teen • Teen #1 • Teen #6 • Teenager boy • Tenant • Tennessee Ernie Ford • Terence the Zombie • Texan Clown Student #1 • Thai man • Thayer Blackburn • The Bore Ax • The Chief • The Collider • The Commandant • The Fracker • The Heartmark Channel Network President • The Leader • The New Guy • The Parson • Ticket Clerk • Ticket Vendor • Tim Taylor • Timmy's Baby Teeth Vendor • Tito • Tom Turkey • Tony Lip • Tooth Chipper Operator • Toulouse-Moetrec • Tour Guide #1 • Tow Truck Driver #1 • Tow Truck Driver #2 • Toy Robotic Detector • Trailer Announcer • Train Announcer • Train Engineer • Translator • Trapped Teacher #1 • Treadmill Salesman • Trent Steele • Tribal Chief • Tribal Leader • Trucker #4 • Trucker #6 • Tunnelton Man #1 • Turbo Diary • Turkish Freighter • Turkish Man #2 • Turtle Masseur • U.S. Border Guard #1 • U.S. Marine • U.S. Ninja Ultimate Beast Blaster Host #1 • Umpire • Uncle Al • Uncle Eldred • Unimpressed Fan #3 • Usher • Uter's Dad • V.A. Psychiatrist • Vac-U-Bot • Val-U-Mart Owner • Vampires • Vance Connor • Various • Various Indian Men • Vendor #1 • Vet • Victor • Video Game Designer • Video Game Surfer • Video Narrator #2 • Video Tutorial Guy • Video game voice • Viking • Vince • Virus • Vomit Clown NFT • Voting Machine • Vulture • Walt Warren • Warden • Warehouse Clerk • Wax Lips Spokesman • Wax Museum Worker • Waylon Smithers Sr. • Wes Doobner • Whipping Man • White Dragon • Widelife Preserve Representative • Wiggum • Wild Beast #1 • William Clark • William Milo • Willie's Father • Window Pane Man • Wine Snob • Winemaker • Wings Announcer • Wise Gaius • Wolf • Wolf 2 • Wolfgang Schmuck • Wolfman Jack • Wooly Bully Clerk • Worker • Worker #1 • Worker #3 • Worker in Movie • World Trade Center Worker #2 • Wrestling Announcer • Writer #1 • Writer #2 • Yakov Smirnoff • Yale Admissions Man • Yiddisha Guy • Yo-Yo Ma • Yoga Instructor • Zachary Vaughn • Zadume Magarabad • Zombie #1 • Zombie DJ #2 • Zombie Dad • Zombie Groans • Zombies • Zookeeper • Zorro • announcer • drawbridge Guy
- Chief Wiggum: [shopping for his wife at a women's clothing store] My wife's looking for something that doesn't make her look like a horse, so, I'm gonna be here for a while
- Superintendent Chalmers: [Vaudeville] What I am asking you is "Who's on first?"
- Principal Skinner: A man called Hoo is on First Base, whose name confusingly sounds like the question "Who?"
- Superintendent Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you have ruined the Act. Ya sexless freak.
- Superintendent Chalmers: I'm a public servant, Seymour, I'm not allowed to use my own judgement in any way whatsoever.
- Superintendent Chalmers: [On Grampa Simpson's advice, Bart has kissed Nikki] Today we are gathered to put a stop to something that would have been considered innocent 100 years ago, but which in today's litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.
- Moe: We'll do this the same way they pick the Pope. Everyone take an egg from the jar, and whoever gets the black egg is the designated driver.
- Professor Frink: The Nobel Prize! It must be for my hammer which is also a screwdriver, which is mildly convenient.
- Lisa: Just for that?
- Professor Frink: It was a slow year.
- Professor Frink: [Homer is a Chiropracter] Will this help my Sciatica?
- Homer: I don't know what that is, so I'm going to say "Yes!"
- Milhouse: [Disguised as Kirk] I'd like two milks, then tell us where babies come from.
- Moe: Well, in my case, my Mother was hit with a Voodoo Curse, I gestated for 15 months and came out backwards and on fire. Five days later my tail fell off. See? Good times.
- Horst: [the new German owners of the power plant have not yet decided whether to keep Homer on] You've been safety inspector for two years now. What initiatives have you spearheaded in that time?
- Homer: Uh... all of them.
- Horst: [Horst and Hans glance at one another] I... see. Then you must have some good ideas for the future as well?
- Homer: I sure do!
- Hans: [after Homer fails to elaborate] Such as?
- Homer: Well, er... well, I wish the candy machine wasn't so picky about taking beat-up dollar bills.
- [Hans and Horst exchange another look, this time Homer picks up on it and begins to squirm under their glare]
- Homer: Because... a lot of workers really like candy.
- Horst: We understand Homer. After all, we are from the land of chocolate.
- Homer: Mmmmm... the land of chocolate.
- [Homer starts daydreaming about living in a world of chocolate until Hans' voice jolts him out of it]
- Hans: Mr Simpson? Mr Simpson?
- Homer: Oh, I'm sorry. We were talking about chocolate.
- Horst: [irritably] That was ten minutes ago.
- Moe: You know, they say there's someone for everybody
- [on the other side of the World, Moe's Soulmate hangs herself]
- Captain McCallister: I'll need three ships and fifty stout men. We'll sail around the Horn and return with spices and silk, the likes of which ye have never seen.
- Mr. Burns: We are building a CASINO.
- Captain McCallister: Aaaaarrr... Can you give me 5 minutes?
- Moe: [Homer is searching for his soul mate] I'm more of a well-wisher. Meaning that I don't wish you any specific harm.
- Chief Wiggum: Take a last look at the unconditional love in your kid's eyes 'cos when he comes out it'll be gone!
- Captain McCallister: You're the boy that does healing miracles, arrrrrren't ya?
- Bart: I don't do that anymore. I am no healer.
- Captain McCallister: Arrr. I guess I'll have to find someone else to help me with my crippling depression.
- [wanders away]
- Bart: And I thought he had it all.
- Professor Frink: According to the Gas Chromatograph the Secret Ingredient to a Flaming Moe is... LOVE? Who's been screwing with this thing!