Kate Capshaw credited as playing...
Willie Scott
- Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
- Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
- Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
- [turns his cap around]
- Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!
- Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
- Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
- Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
- Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
- Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
- Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
- Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
- Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
- Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
- Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.
- [cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
- Indiana Jones: "Palace slave"...
- Willie: "Nocturnal activities"...
- Indiana Jones: *I'm* a conceited ape?
- Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning"...
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe this.
- Willie: He's not coming.
- Indiana Jones: She's not coming.
- [pause]
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe I'm not going.
- [as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
- Willie: What's that?
- Lao Che: Antidote.
- Indiana Jones: To what?
- Lao Che: [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
- [laughs aloud]
- Indiana Jones: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
- [Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
- Short Round: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
- [Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
- Willie: Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
- [wraps a rope around her arm]
- Willie: Is he nuts?
- Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy!
- Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
- [starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
- Mola Ram: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
- [the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
- Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
- Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
- Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
- [after getting dumped into a pond]
- Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
- [Willie angrily splashes the water]
- Willie: [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
- Indiana Jones: I think we'll camp here tonight.
- Willie: Why, you conceited ape. I'm not that easy.
- Indiana Jones: I'm not that easy either. The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way.
- Willie: And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr Jones!
- Indiana Jones: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
- Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
- Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
- Willie: Five. You know it and I know it.
- [last lines]
- Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
- Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
- Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
- Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
- [to native]
- Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
- [Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
- Willie: Oh...
- Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.
- [Indy and Willie start to kiss]
- Short Round: Uh-oh!
- Willie: There are two dead people in here!
- Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
- Willie: Oh, no. Oh, no. Mister! Oh, mister, wake up, please.
- Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, doll.
- Willie: Okay. Dr Jones. Dr. Jones. Oh, wake up, please.
- Indiana Jones: Are we there already? Good.
- Willie: No. No one's flying the plane! They've all gone. You know how to fly, don't you?
- Indiana Jones: [sheepishly] No. Do you? How hard can it be?
- Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
- Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
- Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!
- Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
- Indiana Jones: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.
- Indiana Jones: [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
- Willie: There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
- Indiana Jones: Right.
- [turns is back on Willie, takes a bite from an apple, Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
- Willie: Oh! Mmm! Mmm! Oh, you're a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.