Let's Scare Jessica to Death (1971)

Kevin O'Connor: Woody

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Quotes 

• Old man : Look what they're driving. Damn hippies, creeps!

  Duncan : Some welcoming committee.

  Jessica : I don't think they like our mode of transportation.

  Woody : Look at those bandages. I think these guys are left over from the Civil War.

  [to the old men] 

  Woody : It's cheaper than a station wagon!

  [they drive off, laughing] 

  Old man : Good riddance.

• Woody : [Emily has just conducted a seance]  Do you really believe in that kind of stuff?

  Emily : I don't know.

  Woody : [reacting to the sound of Jessica and Duncan's lovemaking upstairs]  Do you believe in THAT kind of stuff?

  Emily : [embarrassed, laughing]  Oh, I don't know.

• Emily : [Emily and Duncan have just finished playing a song together]  Wow, terrific! He's really something! I mean, really.

  Jessica : He's an important man. He was with the Philharmonic.

  Emily : Are you going to try to find someplace around here to play?

  Woody : No, he's gonna farm. Raise apples, have a garden... get back to nature. He's a nut.

  Jessica : *I'm* the nut.

• Emily : Let's have a seance.

  [the others are visibly uncomfortable] 

  Emily : Why not? Don't you believe in spirits? Nothing's ever completely dead.

  Woody : Right! I even hear the Twist is coming back.

• Woody : [Jessica and Duncan are trying to communicate with the blonde girl in white, who is mute, when Woody arrives]  What's that?

  Jessica : She led me to the body.

  Woody : What's the matter with her?

  Jessica : She knows who killed that man!

  Woody : What man?

  Duncan : [exasperated]  I don't know.