Out of the Coffin
A pilot series concept: Comedic Vampire Social Commentary Spoof.
Dade must confess to his family and friends that he is a real Vampire, has sucked blood compulsively, and has been sucking rats and family pets to stay alive for many years. His friends and family who have a stake in the matter are not taking it well. But this is his life forevermore... unless... they catch him.