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Terrifier 3 (2024)
I came out of the theaters a changed man. I might need a hug
I have so much respect for Damien Leone. He wants to do his movies, HIS way. And he found a way to do it. Also, the gore effects are top tier. They take it seriously, and do it right: minimal to no CGI. This is how it should be done.
He also said he wanted to make this more brutal and offensive than the previous installment. Was it? Yeah. Did he succeed? OH yeah. But was he TOO successful? Some would argue yes. And regretfully, I may be one of them.
I really liked and appreciated his film. It's everything he said it would be, and more. He said the opening scene would be extreme, and it was. He delivers everything he promised and more. But, and this is coming from a horror buff and gore hound, he may have went too far with this one. I both loathe and respect how far Damien Leone goes with this one. He has full creative control, and damn he makes even the most seasoned horror fan feel uncomfortable with this one. But it also makes them (us) kind of wonder if we have limits after all. Maybe that's a good thing, maybe not. All I know is that I felt very uncomfortable during a couple scenes, and was even a bit nauseous. And I thought I had a stomach of steel.
My second biggest complaint was that Art wasn't as funny as he was in the second movie. Yes, he has some GREAT moments in this one. Especially what he constantly does to a character in the film's climax, despite how serious and intense the scene was. And yeah, David Howard Thornton's miming experience definitely is still apparent in this film, and I don't think anyone could do the character better. But still, I found this one too serious, and not able to balance the acrobatic art of balancing humor with horror as well as the previous installment. There was definitely some humorous moments, but most of them in the second half just didn't work because the nature of the second half was just too sadistic.
A lot of people are complaining of a lack of story. I disagree. There's plenty of story AND character development. More is revealed about the nature of Art and "The Pale Girl." The story goes places, and the ending leaves so many questions. There is definitely a story. Anyone who says otherwise is probably expecting a storyline on the same level as say, Game of Thrones or Breaking Bad.
It's good. But it's definitely not for everybody. And if you want to see it out of morbid curiosity, if the second movie was too much, you should definitely avoid this one.
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
A pleasant movie where everyone is super nice to everybody else and no one gets hurt
Reasons to watch this film (one or more may apply):
- If you love Rob Zombie's work
- If you have seen House of 1000 Corpses
- If you like, love, or at least can tolerate mindless, brutal, sadistic violence, sometimes in a sexual manner
- You are not judgmental of Rob Zombie's personal character at all
- You are in a morbid mood
- You have yet to see it and feel like you're so desensitized to graphic cinema
- You hate roadies
- You like dark, dark, DARK comedy
- You love the F-word
- You're a fan of the actors
- You're not yet sick of Free Bird
- Sheri Moon Zombie turns you on (just don't tell Rob!)
- The constant depiction of how horrible people can act towards another, with a complete lack of empathy or good will, does not bother you
Reasons NOT to watch this film:
- If graphic violence upsets you
- If you hate clowns on any level
- If you have seen other live-action works by Rob Zombie and absolutely hated it
- If you can't handle (and seriously, no shame if you can't) profanity, anti-religious acts by fictional characters, a cinematic void of anything uplifting and good, and the theme that no one is pure and that all mankind is inherently downright evil.
- If suggested necrophilia is a deal-breaker
- If you cannot understand that the actors, along with Rob Zombie, are actually normal people who are pretty cool to their fans
- If the slightest bit of violence gives you nightmares (seriously, if you can't handle a character suffering from a paper cut, you haven't a chance to handle this movie)
What Josiah Saw (2021)
A solid, well-acted drama horror
It's a slow-burning mix of folk and and atmospheric horror. Three stories of three siblings come crashing together to unfold at a familiar location of horror. It's not scary but it has some legit scary moments. It's not ground-breaking, but its execution is well done. I applaud the acting, and the story-telling.
One may think they know how the story will play out. Nobody will know, and only a few will guess it correctly. The story's ending is a bit lackluster, I found myself saying "that's it?" when all was said and done. I was sort of disappointed in myself for not seeing the end sooner, even though I typically try to avoid spoiling movies for myself.
It's still a great film, very well done. I recommend it to anyone who doesn't need fast paced, over-the-top shock factor with heavy gore, and they just need an interesting story.
The Demon Disorder (2024)
Bonus points for practical special effects
While not sporting the best story, the most creative dialogue, or the most logical character development, one thing that gives a HUGE bonus to this movie, is its use of practical special effects.
Sure CGI is used. But unlike SO MANY movies that pander to the big screen or the lowest common denominator, it's not used as a crutch.
It's not particularly unique, or scary, but it's fun and interesting. Also, there are a few subtle comedic moments that sort of break the ice without breaking the flow.
It's a decent movie. They went kinda weird and cheap CGI at the end, but it's still a pretty good flick. Almost like if you crossed "Four Brothers" with "When Evil Lurks" and "Isolation" (2005).
South Park: Royal Pudding (2011)
As usual, it's brilliant social satire
The episode obviously mocks the British royal wedding, pointing out how absurd and unimportant it is, and even mocks Great Britain's false and conceited perspective on how it affects the whole world.
It's like the American show "The Bachelor." It means nothing to the public, in the grand scheme of things. As a society (whether American, Canadian, British, Scandinavian, Turkish, Indonesian, whatever), we put too much importance and emphasis on things that truly do not matter. Not only Does South Park do a great job pointing this out, but in contrast, as a side story arc, it makes light of a legitimate issue that EVERYONE, no matter where they're from, will face: tooth decay.
And as an added bonus, Mr. Mackey becomes unhinged and goes against his previously established principles of anti-swearing.
It's deep, it's also not. Great commentary, underrated episode. Not even close to being one of the best of SP, but it's still funny and spot on.
Chimp Crazy (2024)
Simply a pathetic attempt to piggy-back off the success of a show that was only popular because people were quarantined and bored
Sure, the show does a good job showing what's wrong with exotic animal ownership (specifically primates). Sure, it follows a similar formula to that used by the Netflix special "Tiger King."
Tiger King was unique, and something we all needed during the exaggerated quarantine of the "dreaded" corona virus.
But Chimp Crazy is just a lame, hammed up attempt to capitalize on that previous show's success. It's so scripted, only an idiot would buy into the supposed "true story."
Not only that, but it features PETA, an organization that is more responsible for animal deaths than all national animal shelters combined.
And let's not forget the story of Charla Nash and "Travis." Look them up. They're not in this documentary, I wonder why?
South Park: The End of Obesity (2024)
Once again, Matt Stone and Trey Parker hit the nail directly on the head
In this special, South Park makes several statements about modern social trends, and they are all 100% accurate.
It draws attention to how horrible and hypocritical big pharma is, and also evilness of corporations that feed off the unhealthy lifestyle of middle, mid/low, and low class tiers. It also focuses on the plight of the average unhealthy American, and how it IS a choice for many to be overweight, but also how difficult it is to choose a healthier lifestyle. It teaches us acceptance, while farting in the face of social predator morons like Lizzo.
And the jokes are fantastic. There are blatant jokes, and sort of subtle jokes. I especially loved the random 1-sec long doo-wop singing of the classic "Golden Crisps" theme. It's a small, yet blaring piece of evidence that the brains of South Park still got it.
And let us not forget the CLASSIC and typical story arc and motivation of Cartman's character. It's on point, never-changing, and it's one of those episodes where he either gets his just desserts, or it ends with him winning and everyone else frustrated. Either way, it's a win for the audience, especially those of use who have been with the show for eons.
Only a few minor drawbacks to this special. For one, there are a few moments when it seems like they're either phoning it in, or trying too hard to be "typical South Park" (case in point, the side effect of "Lizzo" with the ears). But then again, maybe that's what makes South Park so "South Park" and they're merely sticking to the original recipe of the show.
Terminator Zero (2024)
It's alright
Terminator Zero panders to the American audience by supplying an animated show with a lot of familiar traits. Cool action sequences, feelings of hampered dread (because we all know what to expect now), a strong female lead and a ruthless "male" robotic killer (oh boy where have we seen THAT before).
It just seems like such a derivative that there's nothing new or special about it. Sure it's got a lot of parts to keep it fun, but where's the substance? And the dialogue seems so phoned-in. I feel like this could have been something great.
There are a lot of cheesy, corny, predictable lines. But, the show also tries to take on a Japanese culture spin to it, and it plays out kinda cool.
Rick and Morty: The Anime (2024)
A travesty, a mockery
Don't give it the satisfaction of your attention. It's bad. It's a bandwagon jumping on the nearest bandwagon filled with gold and social promise. Stop it, please. Nothing can top Justin Roiland's performance, no matter what you think of the guy, But this, this is just something new. Something, a different kind of "rot." Where anything good and creative is spat upon.
Stop it. Don't watch it. Please. Stay true to what made the show good, and stop pandering to the lowest common denominator audience. They took something great and made a mockery of it. Do NOT be a part of it. PLEASE. This represents everything that hates humanity.
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker (1981)
High tier creep factor
Gotta give a nod to Joe Bob Briggs for introducing me to this underrated gem. To today's standards, this is a really tame horror film, but it's one of the best acted, most subtly well made horror films I've seen recently.
In the film's climax, there is some hardcore, overaged "cheese," but there is so much to appreciate here. The little nuances of the actors' behaviors and facial expressions, yes some people could critique the lead actors for "over-acting," but I think they hit the nail in the head, and especially for that time period.
No spoilers, but there is a scene that shows how obsession is a dominate trait in one character's psyche, and it's displayed wonderfully.
A good time-piece for the gay community too. It shows how unaccepting society used to be, and what the community has had to deal with in the long effort to overcome such persecution. It's too bad the modern movement has separated itself from such pure motives to such attention-seeking, false narratives.
It's a well made horror film about obsession, and power. By today's standards, it's not shocking, but it should be considered a cultural and historical gem. At least by horror cinema standards.
Futurama: Quids Game (2024)
Interesting, funny, but what the @#$! Hulu??!?
Is the whole purpose to make us feel like crap?? This episode feels like it's trying to hard to be like "Jurrasic Bark" or "Luck of the Fryish." It's a little desperate. Still, a good episode. Needs a little more Zap, why not. I mean, it's a fun little "grab bag" of an episode. I will never complain about more Futurama. But this one was a smidge off-center.
But geez, that ending. Little rough on the viewers there, Hulu. Also, lots of continuity errors. Characters you've come to love may or may not be seen ever again. Emphasize on the "may or may not."
Also, we learn something about Fry. Did he have bad friends? Bad parents? Or both, in the 21st century? No him doesn't.
Fortnite (2017)
The worst matchmaking system I've ever seen
Seriously. My brother and I have not played in over a year, and in this newest league where we're levels 3 and 4, we're pitted again sweats who are level 300+. It's an absolute JOKE. The makers of this game should be put in jail for how badly they designed the matchmaking.
I started online console gaming when Call of Duty 2 was brand new. I've never experienced matchmaking so skewed and unfair. Screw this game, screw the tryhards, this game is a joke.
Laaalalaaaaalallalalallalalallala IMDB wants more words...here you goooooo.....screw youuuuul... blah blah blah fortnite is for wussies anyway it's all about PUBG anyway.....lolol.
Evil: Exorcism Part 2 (2019)
By this point, if your complaints of the show are directed at all to the "religious" nature of the show, you're the one to blame.
At this point, it's obvious that religion is a heavy theme. Yet, I see morons here complaining about how religiously focused it is. Here's an idea: WATCH SOMETHING ELSE. It's not hard. You have, Real Housewives, or, Jersey Shore. If you're afraid of a LITTLE BIT of religious "propaganda," then, this show is obviously not for you, so you can focus on something something more easily absorbable for your cerebral capacity. You know who I'm talking about Mr/Mrs "Now we veer into Religious Propaganda". This show is for the open-minded, and those who are not immediately biased of the religious community.
This show is for those who are either open-minded, or those who believe there is a POSSIBILITY that there is a God, or some sort of supreme being out there.
It doesn't prove anything, it doesn't prove one side or the other. That's the best thing about this show. Nobody really wins in the theoretical or spiritual debate. But you get a good sense of WHO SHOULD......
Evil (2019)
Nothing wholly original on its own, but a fun entertaining derivative of supernatural, mystery thrillers
"Evil" is the spawn of neglectful, biological tv show parents "Supernatural" and "The X-Files," raised by its dedicated and influential grandparent "Fringe," and who also grew up with its close friends "Bones" and "Hannibal," in the neighborhood of "Every Catholic-based paranormal tv show & movie ever."
"Evil" went to school at "Fake it 'till you make it" because it has that feeling that the writers are intelligent and have done their research, but still come across as community college post grads trying to impress high school seniors. Arguments are made by characters which make sense, but seem rather "basic." Especially when it comes to dialogue pertaining to law.
What is really cool about the show however, is that it has deep scientific AND religious themes. It doesn't outright defend (nor mocks) the beliefs of any side of the religious spectrum: atheism, agnosticism, or any form of deity belief. The writers seem to attempt a delicate balance of religion, science, and skepticism.
While a lot of the show is cliche, derivative, and low effort, so far halfway through season one it's certainly entertaining and worth watching.
Going back to my analogy at the start of my review, the show I feel like to which Evil is most similar, is "Fringe." Great show, highly recommend.
Nekromantik (1988)
It's terrible, but there is great potential
Ok first of all, let's all agree, it's horrible what happens to the cat, and we're all so glad that it's obvious the kitty wasn't harmed in real life. I mean, that shot where he pushes the cat to the side and pulls in a trash bag of something with mass but obvious non-organic, I mean, you're not fooling anyone with a quarter of a brain.
But if you watch some of the camera work, some of the cheap, low/no-budget special effects, the movie's creators have an eye for horror for sure. Jörg Buttgereit had something going for himself. I love that he was willing to go places so many others were scared of even considering of going. And he did so many things right.
But, aside from the controversial nature of the film, I feel like it will still always scream of "amateur hour." I love his take on death, sex, desire, and mental illness in this film. It definitely could have been executed better by a pro, someone more experienced. But for someone inexperienced, this is rather well done.
The Boys: Department of Dirty Tricks (2024)
They just had to ruin it
Aside from the obvious real-world ignorance of the writers, with their bullcrap political and social propaganda they inject into the show, this is a freaking awesome and entertaining show. I have been looking forward to season 4, hoping that they would reach the climax of the main story arch soon so they could stop using the show as a medium to blatantly and shamelessly spread lies about the American Republican party (specifically Trump supporters). But alas, my hope was soon demolished during the first episode of season 4.
I have no problem with the gay community. Most people, even republicans, don't. But I think I speak for most of us when I say we're tired of it being shoved in our faces by the entertainment media. It feels like every show and movie that is heavily produced, is obligated to make at least one character gay, in order to wave their vain false flag of how accepting they are.
So viewers of this episode can probably understand why (I'm not betting a lot will agree though) I'm frustrated with this show because of this episode. WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE A CHARACTER BEING GAY AS A PATHETIC ATTEMPT OF A PLOT TWIST?!?!?? They ruined an emotional, potential and growing subplot of the relationship between two characters by suddenly making one of them gay. I have no problem with a gay character, but they way they do it, is so obnoxiously OBVIOUS that they're merely pandering to the gay community in an effort to show "how APPROVING they are."
It's become a joke, this show. I can only come to the conclusion that intolerant bigots would give this show a 10/10.
The Boys: Life Among the Septics (2024)
Funny, but not in a good way
The writers are so woke and hardcore leftist that it's laughable. Aside from politics, it's a decent episode. Entertaining, brutal, but there's also too much CGI gore. Such a cop out.
But it's so politically skewed, it's insane. There's even a reviewer calling the right "fascists," which is a constant lie people like to believe in. These kinds of people, like that reviewer and also like the villains in this show, want the government to control everything. Usually I can turn a blind eye to political and social bigotry, but it's so blunt and obnoxious, I can't ignore it. The writers are creative, I'll give them that. But this episode is the toughest one to get through so far, because it's obviously following some misguided, corrupt agenda for the left.
And to that reviewer who said the right are fascists and that the left are a "little bit nicer," sorry buddy but the truth hurts. I'd rather have a leader of the nation who's somewhat mean on Twitter, than a brain-dead puppet ran by psychotic, murderous, economy-killing, traitor liberals. Or any liberal for that matter. It's the PEOPLE who matter, not your "precious feelings." Really the psychotic bigotry of the antagonists in this show are a fantastic representation of "art imitating life" when it comes to American liberalism.
Oh "The Boys" paints a real good picture of how America is as a society and how dysfunctional our system of government is. Except not in the way the writers intended. This episode is the one that voids the benefit of the doubt.
The Boys have hit their low-point. It's become such a political statement at this point that it's painful. I imagine it should be painful for anyone on the political spectrum. At least, for anyone with a brain and common sense.
In a Violent Nature (2024)
On the surface, it's derivative. But there's a lot to appreciate here.
EDIT: currently I have 0 out of 8 users who agree with me. That only further proves my point, and exonerates my review. So many people are unfairly judgemental of this film, they are quick to judge those with opposing views and hide in their slimy cowardice when they see someone who opposes their view. I thrive when people like these surface and show themselves.
I get the move title now. There are a LOT of "nature shots".
The POV shot of the killer has been around since the 80's, or even the 1970's, but it hasn't been portrayed in such a manner until now.
The haters are children, new to the true nature of horror, dependent on the newest horror fad to know what to like and dislike.
It's good, different, but there is no much lacking. It seems like it tries to meet the level of past legends, only to fall a teensy bit short each time.
Real good, real different, real entertaining. But a bit of a disappointment. The decisions of the characters are at times, laughable.
Still, really awesome and worth a watch.
Nine Dead (2009)
Underrated mix of Saw, Exam, and just satisfying story
Great, under-appreciated horror movie. Holds your interest. Like a lot of elimination-based reality shows, a lot of characters are removed from the story early on, leaving the focus on a few essential characters. Very interesting. Decent plot, ok acting. Lots of flaws, but it's still such a fun movie.
If you like stuff like Squid Games, Saw, Truth or Dare, Would You Rather, than this is the movies for you. Give it a go. Sure, it's low budget and kind of predictable. But it's got enough originality to be different, enough rising action to keep interest, despite enough exposition to kill a theatrical mule.
Definitely recommend, unless you're a horror purist. In which case, best of luck to being satisfied more than once a decade.
King of the Hill (1997)
I only wish I had a neighbor like Hank Hill
This is such a great show. It touches on relatable subjects, and you can't help but love the main and supporting characters. Well, most of them. Luanne is the worst, incredibly obnoxious, and Khan has his moments where you're sick of him and his blatant racism towards his white neighbors. And sometimes Hank's innocence and naivety is too grossly exaggerated.
Aside from these minor flaws, this show is something special. It drives me to yearn to have a neighbor like Hank, where it pays to be a respectful neighbor, where neighbors look out for each other, despite all our flaws. And where the simple life is total bliss. And where the most valued traits are loyalty and honesty.
Not gonna lie, despite his flaws, Hank Hill really sells the desire to live in a neighborhood where community is high priority, where the lawns stay green, manners are not obscene, and the morals are clean. Aside from Luanne and Khan, you can't help but love the main characters. Even Hank's father, who is an absurd character, despicable, but loveable somehow.
I love this show. It's dear to my heart. I only wish my neighbors in real life were so well put-together, honest, dignified, loyal, courteous, Christian, innocent, and handy.
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri (2017)
A powerful statement about the struggle of those who have a loud voice, but are seldom heard
Great, intense piece of art right here. I love this movie. The acting is absolutely superb, the drama and tension is constantly high, it's just such a great story, it's hard to turn away from it.
It's a great representation too of the "average American" who are trampled under the foot of the higher authority. As someone who proudly and passionately supports our emergency responders, including the police force, there are certainly cases where those who defend the law and those who make judgements based on the law, are lazy, incompetent, or even outright corrupt. This film is about one lonely women fighting against such a force.
You really feel for her struggles, and for the situation laid out. It's a mystery, aggregated with a dramatic realization that life just isn't fair. Great representation of art imitating life.
Sinister (2012)
One of the most effective and disturbing modern horror movies
You'll never look at home movies the same again.
Ethan Hawke is absolutely awesome in this. I'm so happy he's in this. The plot is highly disturbing. Do not watch if you are susceptible to violence involving children.
One of the most effective horror movies of this modern era. Like Hereditary, it's shocking and horrible. And awesome. Be warned though, not a happy story. It sets effective modern horror trends. I love it. You should love it too.
Hello IMDB character limit. Do you folks at IMDB realize how stupid the character limit is? Look, I'm getting past the limit. So dumb, what's the point?
Blue Eye Samurai (2023)
It's basically a violent, emotional Mulan, only thing missing is Mushu
I'll admit, I had my doubts at first. Even after the first couple episodes. But by the 5th, I was hooked.
The show is about a vindictive, half-Japanese half-caucasian female samurai who's talented enough to give Kenshin a run for his money. Hurt by her past, she's out to make some people hurt by her blade. It can be a cruel show, majestic, even funny. And it seems like an accurate period piece as well, there's a heavy dose of Japanese culture, old and modern.
It could do without the nudity, it's a bit off-putting. And at times it comes dangerously close to being woke, but thankfully I don't believe it crosses that line.
A very enjoyable show, with some real badass animated choreography. Highly recommend.
Bob's Burgers: The Plight Before Christmas (2022)
This episode hits, and it hits HARD
Yes, it has all the typical Bob's Burgers quirky humor. But this episode was seriously written by people who wanted to capture the essence of the human spirit. In this episode, the music attacks your soul. The plot is on a whole 'nother level for animated modern tv. You get the feeling the episode wasn't created for views, or for ratings, or to satisfy the constant, unrelenting needs of major network producers.
Instead, what you get is a heart-felt depiction of what family is, or what the Christmas spirit is all about. The sibling bond of the Belcher family is proven. I remember the first time viewing, and it's the same reaction I have every time I watch it. I tear up. As the kids say these days, this episode SLAPS.
The Strangers (2008)
Not a happy film. But I happily enjoy it!
If you're a fan of movies such as Funny Games, Speak No Evil, Straw Dogs, The Purge, Eden Lake, I think you would very much enjoy this film.
Bone-chilling, this film is a modern horror trend-setter. It takes the slasher genre, mixes its familiar tropes with a few creative, surprising elements, sets a crazy, paranoid atmosphere, and voila! You got yourself an instant classic.
It's not without faults. Some parts are mundane, maybe boring. Drab. But man, the rest makes up for it.
And it has introduced one of the most chilling, scary horror lines of all time. I won't ruin it, but for those who have seen it, I think y'all know the line. It's the reason why the "Strangers" are doing what they are doing. A simple, effed up reason.
I love showing this one to people. It's one of those movies where the majority isn't all that special, but a few traits is what makes it so darn great.