johan-77905 Reviews

From (2022– )

Oopsie my hand slipped again.

[2/10 · 11 December 2023]

From season 2 it seems some high school kid wrote this. The amount of times we had a oospie my Hand slipped and I cut your throught, or sorry I was cutting vegied and I accidentally stuck the knife in your ribs was so tarded and cringe I had to stop watching this. Oopsie my gun misfired. Face-palm.

From season 2 there is no plot development or any exploration to try and solve questions in this series, Noone likes a soap on a Sci-fi horror channel. Started great then went Oopsie big time. The back and forward jumps were unamusing as the sequence of events were already explained, a big let down. We hardly need everything to be spelt out.

Shockwave: Darkside (2014)

I feel sorry for folks adding to the acifi genre

[1/10 · 13 August 2023]

I sincerely feel sorry for folks trying to add to the Sci fi gendre. Obviously it's ignorance of the science field that leads directors spending on props and scripts that make a scientist like me cringe. I genuinely feel sorry for the actors who has to endure this laughable joke of a Sci fi movie.

Please contact tech guys with degrees in science before you make yourself a laughing stock in front of the whole world. Clearly you had no clue when making this movie. Frankly it's disrespectful to the Sci fi gendre. Please don't attempt it again. It will make you look the even a bigger fool. Sci-fi is not for you.

Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

one star for Pratts sexy ass and beard

[1/10 · 20 July 2022]

The single most ridiculous story line and sci-fi inappropriate movie of the year. An acid reflux vomit of bad ideas and poor story telling. Dinosaurs just appeared and lived next to humans. Crock pot of sh#t.

Breach (IV) (2020)

Dang someone wrote this?

[1/10 · 28 February 2022]

Laughably predictably bad. A calculator stuck to a control panel? Cheap perspex boxes for cryo? Next level failure. Thomas from hottie to granddaddy. Just a sad piece of horrible.

There's Something in the Shadows (2021)

when you have no story

[1/10 · 21 November 2021]

When you have no story, no plot and no idea where a movie is going I guess this what you get. At least we got to see some guys camping. This movie has completely nothing, bigboot, really? Grasping for straws.

Eclipse: The Rise of Ink (2018)

Comic superheros

[3/10 · 6 November 2020]

Makeup and terrible sound, first half the the actors are inaudible. Did they spend the 50 mil on flowers in the mansion? Nothing flows and you cannot get invested in any characters in the movie. The cut seens are particularly disruptive., a jumpy awkwardness.

Last and First Men (2020)

boring to new levels

[1/10 · 10 July 2020]

Very boring, yawn. Unenterining, extremely slow, nonsensical doom and gloom.

My Soul to Keep (2019)

Predictable

[1/10 · 17 October 2019]

Uninteresting as the not so scary ghost is going to kill the kid. Big yawn.

Approaching the Unknown (2016)

Boring beyond comprehension

[1/10 · 4 July 2019]

Wow this was the most uneventful boring letdown of a movie I have ever witnessed. This guy is obsessed with his little water machine and that's it, no more, no script with random colour pigments in water. The end.

The Horror Show (1989)

Dead are dead

[1/10 · 24 February 2019]

Proof that people will watch anything, no matter how bad.

Deviant (2017)

Really? The movie broke midway through?

[1/10 · 22 February 2019]

You'd think with this subject matter some level of explicitly would come into play.

Jake you're a moron not a sex addict.

Stargate Origins (2018)

Oh my godness

[1/10 · 20 February 2019]

What a pile of crap. Comedians trying to act a sci fi comedy. This was the worst excuse for a movie ever!

Last Passenger (2013)

Nobody's this daft

[2/10 · 6 February 2019]

It stops and nobody gets off at the back of the train? They uncouple the wagon and the moron doctor is on the wrong side? Seriously?

Idiotic script.

IO (2019)

IO doesn't feature

[4/10 · 4 February 2019]

The isolation theme worked well with scenes pointing out the eerie sadness of a dying world.

IO has noting to do with this movie. There is no ending just an irrasional suicide which is not a suicide? Where did the kid come from what the? End.

First Man (2018)

Beautifully done

[9/10 · 25 January 2019]

Lots of history I did not know. Gripping first person views. Not sure if Armstrong was as distant as Ryan portrays him? Well executed but missed reentry scenes from Apollo, some of the most famous pictures in history was that of the crew floating in the ocean victorious. Well done.

Of Silence (2014)

Catatonic moping around

[1/10 · 25 January 2019]

Semi brain dead Cody hears high pitch squakes, moping around. Honestly how can this be entertaining?

Black Mirror: Bandersnatch (2018)

Could not decide on a story line

[1/10 · 23 January 2019]

Could not decide a story so all the options filmed. What crap.

The Cabin (II) (2018)

Whining woman

[1/10 · 22 January 2019]

I would have slaughtered that woman 5 minutes into the movie. crinch!

The Remaining (I) (2014)

Dogma horror

[3/10 · 20 January 2019]

No twists or turns here, only so much you can do with this subject. Good cgi (tentacle from heaven shot, really?) and acting but it has been done before, exactly the same, many times.

Z for Zachariah (2015)

Ending could have been climactic, and not the bore.

[8/10 · 19 January 2019]

The ending could have been such a climax with the excuse that Caleb left so obviously a lie. Our heroin could have sought revenge or at least confront or tried to get rid of him. At least her disfavor of him could have been a better ending. It's an insult to her to just live with a murderer especially given her religious demeanor. Good movie but meh ending that should have climaxed and not frazzle out.

Molly (II) (2017)

Stething out hands with sparks coming out of then... Again.

[3/10 · 19 January 2019]

Each time a Sci fi movie has nothing better to offer then stretching out hands with sparks flying out you'd have to sheak your head. That's just.... Really?

UFO (2018)

Awesome when do we see UFO2

[10/10 · 18 January 2019]

Well paced, true to Ufology pseudoscience even though I suspect if you travel lightyears for a visit you'd start to communicate in simplest terms. Else trip for nothing? Fun to watch.

Tinker' (2017)

Crystals whooooo!

[7/10 · 17 January 2019]

Pseudo science fantasy with likable characters. The afterlife theme took it too far but indulging fantasy nontheless.

Let's Be Evil (2016)

Kids as protagonis flop

[1/10 · 17 January 2019]

Kinds being the bad guys were extremely unconvincing, Darcy unable to escape a piece of tape was laughable. Ending a nonsensical joke.