There's not much to say than if you like the first two movies and love gun fights and knife fights, then this one is just for you
Reviews
17 Reviews
Overlord
(2018)
Not that bad
20 September 2019
Although it is 101st Airborne Division men we follow, it is not the Band of Brothers, but still a good movie if you like war movies mixed with a little Resident Evil.
The movie has its flaws, but it's not that bad at all.
The movie has its flaws, but it's not that bad at all.
No Surrender
(2018)
Worst movie in history
12 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Englishmen in Egypt suddenly start a big war because Egyptian policemen / military have arrested some Englishmen for rape.
Egyptians who speak better English than the English.
Mouth movements that certainly do not fit what is being said.
There is no explanation for what English soldiers are doing in Egypt. No prehistory that just got the movie going. Just a direct rape, Egyptian men trying to help her but end up in jail and then just war, war and then of course Scott Adkins who punches everyone and everyone.
There is no explanation for what English soldiers are doing in Egypt. No prehistory that just got the movie going. Just a direct rape, Egyptian men trying to help her but end up in jail and then just war, war and then of course Scott Adkins who punches everyone and everyone.
Avengers: Endgame
(2019)
Infinity War is better
9 September 2019
Warning: Spoilers
I know I get a lot of hate for saying this, but Infinity War was far more superior and far better than Endgame - the play in Infinity War was better, the story in Infinity War was better .... Endgame seems a little too rushed, like everything just had to quit right now.
Endgame is certainly a great MCU movie, there is no doubt about it, but I thought there was too much hype about it, to what it actually gives the audience. The scenes that should be sad and may lead to tears, I thought, were not quite as well done, either by the producer or the actor. Thor, they have done everything too Stand-Up-like. It all seems like once the inn humor and junk.
That Iron Man eventually dies, to save everyone, that's really sad, I must admit... but still seemed to be missing more than he just set out, said goodbye to 3-4 characters and then died . Captain America to deliver the Infinity stones and then stay in Peggy's time, but still in the present and handing his shield to The Falcon, I seemed strange + certainly not the right replacement as Captain America.
Endgame is certainly a great MCU movie, there is no doubt about it, but I thought there was too much hype about it, to what it actually gives the audience. The scenes that should be sad and may lead to tears, I thought, were not quite as well done, either by the producer or the actor. Thor, they have done everything too Stand-Up-like. It all seems like once the inn humor and junk.
That Iron Man eventually dies, to save everyone, that's really sad, I must admit... but still seemed to be missing more than he just set out, said goodbye to 3-4 characters and then died . Captain America to deliver the Infinity stones and then stay in Peggy's time, but still in the present and handing his shield to The Falcon, I seemed strange + certainly not the right replacement as Captain America.
Critters Attack!
(2019 TV Movie)
Hmm.... naaahhh...
30 August 2019
I hardly know whether to laugh or cry. Can only laugh at those crazy critters and their roll around ... but can cry about how miserable they are made, how poorly instructed and done this movie is. I would almost say the 80's and 90's editions were better
Hellboy
(2019)
Pathetic and pure junk
29 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Just the beginning seems junk - the narrator sounds like a child reader and a horror lesson.
The first 3 minutes don't exactly indicate that I'm super excited for the rest of the movie's 1 hour and 55 minutes.
The same goes for Hellboy. We have been delighted with Ron Perlman Hellboy character as well as his dark, deep voice and now such a slightly more 'ordinary' hard voice + Hellboy's "I have a gentle touch" and the breaks the glass on his phone a split second after... bit two cliché for me. Hellboy's father has also acquired a new personality, from calm and nice to a mad professor who curses a lot and yells at people.
At a little show around Hellboy's origins, suddenly such a half-old, half-fat Captain America meets The Punisher wannabe shows up, who just ruins everything - with bad replicas, scenes that have been seen too often and plays so badly that it can get everyone feeling sick.
In a monastery where monks are not allowed to speak but write on blackboards, a Hercules wildhog look-a-like emerges, Gruagach - who curses worse than the Sons Of Anarchy motorcycle gang - eats a monk's tongue and sounds like him for a second only to gain a bodypart for his Queen. Looking back from when Gruagach was a child and wanted to be a regular human being, he is discovered by Hellboy and casted away... so when we see him as an adult 'beast' he clings as a 4-year-old is pathetic.
The last, more or less, half of the movie is very much based on the fact that they have chopped ideas from the AVP and Predator films... just much inferior and with Harry Potter-like creatures. Milla Jovovich overplaying her character, Nimue, so damn much.
Just all the bouncing around all the time is annoying. Then they are in the process of fixing something in one city, then suddenly they are in another, then back to the first and then in a kind of underworld and so on to a new place.... was it just confusing, then that would be an improvement.
Hellboy meets a wizard in a cave, where all of a sudden Hellboy is half-heir to King Arthur and the Excalibur sword - he predicts that he wants to wipe out the world and there you seriously see the bad CGI movie offers.
If people are just furthest away from the two previous Hellboy movies, then for God's sake, don't waste time on this one.
The same goes for Hellboy. We have been delighted with Ron Perlman Hellboy character as well as his dark, deep voice and now such a slightly more 'ordinary' hard voice + Hellboy's "I have a gentle touch" and the breaks the glass on his phone a split second after... bit two cliché for me. Hellboy's father has also acquired a new personality, from calm and nice to a mad professor who curses a lot and yells at people.
At a little show around Hellboy's origins, suddenly such a half-old, half-fat Captain America meets The Punisher wannabe shows up, who just ruins everything - with bad replicas, scenes that have been seen too often and plays so badly that it can get everyone feeling sick.
In a monastery where monks are not allowed to speak but write on blackboards, a Hercules wildhog look-a-like emerges, Gruagach - who curses worse than the Sons Of Anarchy motorcycle gang - eats a monk's tongue and sounds like him for a second only to gain a bodypart for his Queen. Looking back from when Gruagach was a child and wanted to be a regular human being, he is discovered by Hellboy and casted away... so when we see him as an adult 'beast' he clings as a 4-year-old is pathetic.
The last, more or less, half of the movie is very much based on the fact that they have chopped ideas from the AVP and Predator films... just much inferior and with Harry Potter-like creatures. Milla Jovovich overplaying her character, Nimue, so damn much.
Just all the bouncing around all the time is annoying. Then they are in the process of fixing something in one city, then suddenly they are in another, then back to the first and then in a kind of underworld and so on to a new place.... was it just confusing, then that would be an improvement.
Hellboy meets a wizard in a cave, where all of a sudden Hellboy is half-heir to King Arthur and the Excalibur sword - he predicts that he wants to wipe out the world and there you seriously see the bad CGI movie offers.
If people are just furthest away from the two previous Hellboy movies, then for God's sake, don't waste time on this one.
Blade Runner 2049
(2017)
Beginning To End; Boring
21 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The hopes were high, the realization low.
It is just Ryan Gosling walking around like an older 'robot' and having feelings while looking for Harrison Ford.... first 5 to 10 minutes, you really get your expectations are up, but from there it goes downhill only.
I believed in more drama, more real emotions and a little more action... but you have to avoid beliving that.
I believed in more drama, more real emotions and a little more action... but you have to avoid beliving that.
Alien Warfare
(2019)
Holy sh...
11 June 2019
Warning: Spoilers
The instructor could at least have spent 5 minutes watching the documentary about the Navy Seal; how they move, the way they talk and such.
The Navy Seals in this movie seems like a bunch of National Guard who tumble around and play war.
Classic lousy movie. Two alphaes who are struggling to be the best, one who constantly jokes with everything and one who is a kind of poetic type.
Some of the worst is almost the aliens - they have tried to make a Predator version of the way they look and repeat what people say... but from there it goes downhill; Aliens that look like they came directly from the original Power Ranges series, explorations that look like something from the 70s and a whole facility that is laid desolate (everyone has become ash) but the Aliens can't handle 4 Navy Seals and a soil sample employee.
If an instructor can make a profit with such a movie then I go into the film industry...
Classic lousy movie. Two alphaes who are struggling to be the best, one who constantly jokes with everything and one who is a kind of poetic type.
Some of the worst is almost the aliens - they have tried to make a Predator version of the way they look and repeat what people say... but from there it goes downhill; Aliens that look like they came directly from the original Power Ranges series, explorations that look like something from the 70s and a whole facility that is laid desolate (everyone has become ash) but the Aliens can't handle 4 Navy Seals and a soil sample employee.
If an instructor can make a profit with such a movie then I go into the film industry...
I Feel Pretty
(2018)
Best Schumer movie
13 May 2019
Now I'm not the big fan of Amy Schumer, but this movie is pretty okay... but it do helps a lot that Emily Ratajkowski appears sometime.
It is a good movie if you have black humor and just need some modern Halls Big Love-alike to relax to.
It is a good movie if you have black humor and just need some modern Halls Big Love-alike to relax to.
Hopefully the last one
13 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Just the fact that Ken Jeong is on the cast list testifies that it will not be a particularly serious movie.
If the first Goosebump was for the teenager audience who must not see adult horror movies, then this is clearly for the minors.
In the first movie, Slappy is the villain, here he is almost a hero the first, at least, 35 minutes. He helps the two boys against the bullies, helps them with their homework and such, as well as the one brother's sister, helps her getting revenge on her boyfriend after he has been her unfaithful. ... right untill they try to turn Slappy off, then he become the Villain again. It is only after 43 minutes that we see some creatures from R.L. Stine's books as Slappy goes to the supermarket and makes the costumes live.
The funniest thing is that they break into a older lady's house and the two boys get into a fight with gummybears.
To make a long story short, the first Goosebump is about a lot of monsters and fairytale creatures, where Goosebump 2 is more about a insane angry Slappy.
So with hope in my voice I say this; "Let's just say Goosebump is a completed chapter now."
If the first Goosebump was for the teenager audience who must not see adult horror movies, then this is clearly for the minors.
In the first movie, Slappy is the villain, here he is almost a hero the first, at least, 35 minutes. He helps the two boys against the bullies, helps them with their homework and such, as well as the one brother's sister, helps her getting revenge on her boyfriend after he has been her unfaithful. ... right untill they try to turn Slappy off, then he become the Villain again. It is only after 43 minutes that we see some creatures from R.L. Stine's books as Slappy goes to the supermarket and makes the costumes live.
The funniest thing is that they break into a older lady's house and the two boys get into a fight with gummybears.
To make a long story short, the first Goosebump is about a lot of monsters and fairytale creatures, where Goosebump 2 is more about a insane angry Slappy.
So with hope in my voice I say this; "Let's just say Goosebump is a completed chapter now."
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