jonesy-68255 Reviews

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

LOVED IT!!!

[9/10 · 18 February 2020]

Really enjoyed this film! I am a massive fan of the franchise & minus T3 have enjoyed them all. However i like the concept of the story and has a real T2 feel about it which i LOVE!! Deffo worth £11.99 looks amazing in 4K 🤖

American Son (2019)

Rubbish!!!!

[1/10 · 3 November 2019]

I have no words that could possible describe how rubbish this film is. So so so so bad! Boring, awful acting.. Just 90mins of 2 racist people argue in a room with rain chucking down outside! You'll do what i did.. wait for the end!.. wait for the twist!! Well.. there isn't one!!!! By far one of the worst films I've watched. Im so angry! Garbage!

Terrifier (2016)

Pretty good

[6/10 · 27 June 2019]

I have to say this was a pretty good clown horror as far as they go. The clown is pretty scary looking and quirky in his ways. Not the best horror movie ever but if your looking for a decent clown horror to watch with the lights off and some pizza this will sort you right out! Solid acting.

Slender Man (I) (2018)

Beyond Rubbish!!

[1/10 · 23 June 2019]

It took me 4 attempts to watch this as each time i fell asleep.. frankly i wished i had not bothered. Its very rare i say this but honestly.. don't bother with this one. You'll miss NOTHING! Very boring film with 0 story. Garbage!!!

The Fear Footage (2018)

Gem little scarer for found footage lovers!

[8/10 · 23 June 2019]

This is actually a little gem if you like found footage films. Its pretty short so does not waste any time. Had me jumping, wincing and unable to look on quite a few occasions. Acting is solid EXCEPT the main cop.. honestly.. he was awful! But thankfully the rest makes up for this. Honestly if you like found footage films give this ago. I enjoyed it :)

1922 (2017)

Fantastically dark!!

[8/10 · 24 April 2019]

This film really is up my alley! If you like Stephen King then you'll love this, frankly Thomas Jane makes this film! His acting and his voice are second to none! The story is miserable but is a very enjoyable film. Very much enjoyed this one.

Dumbo (2019)

AMAZING!!!

[10/10 · 4 April 2019]

Dumbo is such a special film and a real disney classic, so i must say i was a little nervous about this one especially having read the mixed reviews. All i can say is i thought it was AMAZING!! Literally could not have asked for better. Mr Burton managed to capture the old world, goth side of the circus without making it to weird. The story packs some new grit and untold before chapters but still remains true to the original and is lots of little gems and easter eggs for the original fans to spot. Flawless acting, fantastic CGI and actually quite emotional (personally i think Dumbo is anyway). My one thing i would say is im not sure its for the younger audience.. if i was a kid id probably find this a little long winded in places. Love love looooooove it! You aint seen anything till you seen an elephant fly! 🐘

Cheat (2019)

BANG ON!!

[10/10 · 2 April 2019]

British drama at its best here! 4 episodes, 4 hours, BOSH! No dragging it out over 10 seasons at 35 episodes a season nonsense From the get go had me guessing, stuck to my seat and shouting at the tv! Faultless acting and solid story. What more could you want!

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

Borning Filler Movie

[2/10 · 22 March 2019]

So disappointed in this one! The first film was so so good! Was so excited to see this but literally NOTHING really happens.. found myself switched off by the end. 👎

Get Out (I) (2017)

Great Film!!!

[8/10 · 20 March 2019]

You know what.. its very rare i cant fault a film! Loved this film! Solid acting, great story, nice twists and turns! Keeps ya on the edge the whole way through! Just watch the film and enjoy 👍

Arrival (II) (2016)

Beautiful mind provoking film

[8/10 · 20 March 2019]

Really enjoyed this one, abit heavy going and very emotional and thought provoking.. if your looking for an action type alien flick this isn't the one for you.. but if you enjoy thinking films then give it ago. Fantastic acting and beautifully filmed. 👍

Mother! (2017)

Beautiful masterpeace!! Not for everyone

[7/10 · 20 March 2019]

Wow.. this film personally blew me away! I really enjoyed it especially when i grasped the concept of it all. It is beautiful! The acting is solid and never lets up on the suspense and keeps you inquisitive the whole way through. However it is heavy going, weird and not to everyones taste. Really enjoyed this one myself.

Mandy (I) (2018)

Good but not for everyone!!

[6/10 · 20 March 2019]

I actually enjoyed this film even though i did find myself constantly thinking 'what the heck is going on' 😂 is beautifully filmed, soundtrack fantastic and love Nicholas Cage. That said it could have been better and not for everyones taste. If you like weird films give it a bash! Solid 6 stars! 👍