krahnic-44576 Reviews

Blue Demon (2004 Video)

Oscar winning acting lol

[1/10 · 23 August 2022]

Not sure how many more shark movies people are planning on making but it gets a little tiresome and they seem to be getting worse.

The worst part of this whole show is that this scientist creating these sharks can't even say the Latin name for the great white properly.

Superhost (2021)

Other than Teddy being the biggest pansy in history....

[6/10 · 21 November 2021]

Not a horrible movie, but honestly, by the last 20 mins, I wanted to kill teddy myself lol. He watches his gf get murdered, has a fire poker for a weapon, and the tiny woman takes it off him like candy from a baby and stabs him. If that was me watching my girlfriend get killed, there would be some serious homerun swings to her noggin. "Swing away Merrill. Swing away" - Signs lol

Anyways, like I said, wasn't terrible.

Homekilling Queen (2019 TV Movie)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 1 May 2020]

Terrible movie. Acting is horrendous. Plot is f'n stupid. Can't believe I watched

Killing Mommy (2016 TV Movie)

Why do I bother

[1/10 · 24 October 2019]

Wow, another real "gem". Acting is terrible, costumes, brutal. Wtf. How do these movies even get made????

P.S. this is stupid because although twins share identical DNA, they do NOT have identical fingerprints. So, wouldn't work

The Walking Dead: Lines We Cross (2019) Season 10, Episode 1

Boring. Braveheart beginning

[2/10 · 7 October 2019]

Acting wasn't great, boring, not enough bad ass negan, headshots from bows at like 60 feet on a moving target.....and P.S. Carol, a tiny deer like the one they shot would NOT feed 200 people lol.

Also, I hate Judith lol

Storks (2016)

Really funny

[10/10 · 23 September 2019]

Best part, when He Jennifer Aniston's character is debating on taking a call or helping her husband and son.....she hangs up on the call...the call is from A Jolly..... hilarious. I'm guessing a little dig at Angelina Jolie

Anaconda (1997)

Good for ol' time sake lol

[8/10 · 21 September 2019]

I actually found a goof in the goofs section. It states that anacondas don't have heat sensor pits, when in the movie it says they do. They do, along their lips.

Woody Woodpecker (2017)

Brutal

[1/10 · 10 August 2019]

What a waste of time. Worst movie I have seen in a long time. Acting is terrible.

Lethal Soccer Mom (2018 TV Movie)

Two hours I won't get back lol

[1/10 · 28 April 2019]

Acting - bad Soccer playing - bad Ugh, what a waste of time lol

The Scorpion King 3: Battle for Redemption (2012 Video)

Wow is this bad

[1/10 · 12 April 2019]

Compared to the first one, this is a joke. The acting is terrible.

This "powerful" Asian witch stabs a tree as she misses the scorpion king, and her blades are maybe an inch deep, yet she cant pull them out.....lol. so she does a Ryu and Ken "ahryuhket" move on the tree hahahaha.

There's 2 hours I'll never get back.

Bones: The Grief and the Girl (2017) Season 12, Episode 8

Not sure about the accents

[1/10 · 9 April 2019]

The main RCMP office try to sound like a Newfie but comes across as half Irish leprechaun, half Scottish lord, half Canadian lol. She is from Edmonton (me too) but it's not a good Newfie accent that's for sure.

A Warden's Ransom (2014)

Not very good, another cheese ball Canadian movie

[1/10 · 9 February 2019]

Don't have much to say really. Lol

What made me laugh is for a "medium security" prison, the armory is more heavily gunned than the actual Canadian Army hahahaha

The Psycho She Met Online (2017 TV Movie)

Terrible

[1/10 · 24 January 2019]

Just curious how they figure they can make $4000/month renting out a room lol...

CSI: Miami: Recoil (2005) Season 3, Episode 21

Not a review, just noticed another goof

[2/10 · 13 December 2018]

Caleigh has blood on her pants after the shooting, yet she continues to wear the same pants for the entire episode and no blood is seen on them after the shooting lol

Deep Blue Sea 2 (2018 Video)

Lol....

[1/10 · 26 October 2018]

Literally a repeat of the first movie, except WAY worse.

Only good part, and it wasn't even that good, was the stripper scientist in her undies...which of course they had to add in there lol

Global Meltdown (2017 TV Movie)

Can't believe I watched this lol

[1/10 · 10 October 2018]

This might be the worst movie I have ever watched lol. Terrible graphics, horrible acting. They run into some acid mist, and hide in a cave. Apparently mist is scared of caves and can't go into a gaping hole lol.......the actors can't even cough realistically ahahaha. And for some reason this group seems to be maybe the last people on earth. Set looked like the Walking Dead, cars all over the place lol.