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7/10
A decent movie with many plot holes
14 November 2018
The biggest mistake in this movie is that we know why these characters do whatever they do. The children kill adults because Isaac says so. Isaac says so because the demon-thing "He who walks behind the rows" tells him to. The demon tells to because... it's a demon, enough said. Fear is born when we don't know or understand something that's strange to us. That's why so many people think Birds (1963) and The Shining (1980) are very creepy movies. We don't know why the birds attack or why Jack goes crazy, but that is exactly the reason why those movies are so popular. Another flaw in this movie is how it seems so made up-scary. The texts "spill the blood" and "and a child shall lead them" written with _unknown red fluid_ felt a bit unnecessary, just like the dried corn stalks that were everywhere.

It feels like this movie tried to make Vicky and Burt some kind of immortal heroes. In Stephen King's original short story, they end up dying, but here they don't. They just kill off the three bad guys we had and then the movie's just over. And so we get to the next thing I disliked really much in this movie. The ending. In the novel, we know that the children continue sacrificing each other and themselves to He who walks behind the rows, but in this film Burt, as our strong neverdying superhero, comes to preach how every religion with violence as the main point is wrong. Though I agree with that point, as for horror movies, I prefer the ones where the heroes don't survive. Maybe that's just a personal opinion, but I think we all can agree on that the ending was super unimpressive. It just leaves the story unfinished. It's almost like they didn't even try. No talking, no music. Just "The End" and nothing else. It raises so many questions that we'll never get answers to.

I think the plot would've been much better if "He who walks behind the rows" was made-up and not an actual being. I've always been more scared by people with just homicidal minds, but never monsters. I'd like the plot better if there never was any bigger force, just Isaac. Or there could've been an adult behind all this because, after all, a 12 year old making up a religion that actually has affect on people would be kinda unrealistic now that I think of it. But the main point is that the children are not the villains if their lives were in danger if they didn't kill. There's a major plot hole there, because the movie tries to make these kids look scary but if you think it; they just did it to save their own lives from the massive demon thing behind the rows.

Even though this film is full of plot holes, there are still things in this movie that I like. First of all; the town of Gatlin. The scenery is just so beautiful, both at the cornfields and in the city. I could almost smell the fresh corn. And secondary; the actors. Though the actors of our two protagonist kids were kinda stiff, I still enjoyed every child actor in this movie (or maybe actors playing children, because many of them weren't actual children). The kids actually seemed to believe what they were told and the expressions on their faces look really legitimate. Isaac's actor was probably the best thing in this movie. Though he was like twenty-something whilst making the movie, he actually came across as a child to me. His acting was also really good, and the way Isaac spoke was just - of course I have never met a child cult leader talking about sacrificing adults - like I'd imagine a character like him would talk. It's hard to explain, but in few words, he is just one of my favorite actors of all Stephen King adaptions.

Children of the Corn is not the best Stephen King movie - not even close being it, but it just has that something that has been sticking with me since I watched the film for the first time. I recommend watching it, though it doesn't bring anything new to its categories. Now there's only one question. How did this piece of mediocrity get 8 sequels?
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3/10
Memories grow sweeter with time
21 October 2018
I remember my grandmother buying The Seventh Little Brother on VHS when I was a little kid. I loved the film and watched it many times a day. Few days ago, I watched it again remembering the film as a masterpiece and boy, was I upset.

The animation was mediocre and made with a small budget, the story advanced really slowly and the (Finnish) voice actors were just horrible. Of course, I'm not the movie's target group anymore and I wouldn't be surprised if this movie would still entertain kindergarten-aged people.
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Hercules (1997)
6/10
Skippable
21 October 2018
When I think about Disney films, Hercules doesn't come to my mind right away. Hercules is the one odd guy among the memorable classics of 90's Disney movies. I'm not really sure why, I mean, the film made well over 100 million USD and I saw it as a kid. Maybe it just misses that one feeling of nostalgia.

There are things in Hercules that I like though; it has witty humor, the characters are imaginative and the animation is... well, something you could imagine for a 90's Disney classic (by that I mean amazing). Megara also serves as a great female lead alongside to the developing character of Hercules.

I didn't really enjoy the long singing prologues sung by the muses, but I still think it was a better choice than some narrator telling about the Greek mythology for minutes. Otherwise, I think everything's just decent and good in this movie.

Hercules is a great movie I'd love to love more. It just misses the unforgettable charm that makes it a classic for me.
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Freaks (1932)
9/10
One of the best pre-code horror films
18 October 2018
When talking about exploitation films,we have to go back to the year 1932. The director Tod Browning had just finished filming his success movie Dracula and wanted his next film to be about sideshow. He knew about that subject very much because he himself had ran away to circus at the age of 16 where he worked before his movie career. He contacted many circuses around the country and got himself a group of special, unique people from the world of sideshow and circus.

The filming of Freaks started in December 1931 and the premiere was already on the next year's February. The critics absolutely hated it and the movie was cut about 30 minutes. It was too much for the "normal" people to be described as the monsters for once.

Freaks tells the story of Hans, a dwarf working in circus, who falls in love with the beautiful trapeze artist Cleopatra who starts using him for his large inheritance. Hans seems to be the only one not noticing this and the two get married. When the plot of Cleopatra and Hercules, the circus strongman she has a secret relationship with, is revealed, the freaks get their revenge.

That summary is only a soft touch of what this movie has to offer. The audience is introduced to many of these so-called freaks, who are treated as second-class citizens by almost everybody, even fellow circus workers. Though they are oppressed, the freaks still keep being cheerful and enjoying life. Until now it sounds pretty clichey, but the difference to other movies comes when they are not saved by a normal-bodied person nor getting acceptance from the society.

It's sad to know that there are people watching Freaks only as an exploitative freakshow movie when there's so much more to it. The names this film was marketed with in the 40's were just horrible. "Nature's Mistakes" and "The Monster Show". I'm pretty sure that's not what Tod Browning would've wanted.

Freaks is one of the best pre-code horror movies that was so much ahead of its time that it destroyed the director's career. The film will keep shocking, frightening and even touching people in a way the people of that time missed. It's a movie classic that every fan of the genre should see at least once.
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