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Sanctuary: A Witch's Tale (2024)
Waaay underrated!!
This is a very worthwhile surprise bit of episodic adventure. The first episode left me skeptical, but after the second I was hooked. After episode four I was obsessed and left begging to see the rest. Unfortunately at this moment I have yet to see five, but at the moment I am chomping at the bits waiting for the golden moment to arrive. Put this on the must watch list for all you who like suspense and a well crafted evolutionary plot. It is supercalafragilisticexpialidotious. Have fun with it and enjoy. The critics are full of it. This series is a cool ten plus. Hootie Hoo!! Let's go! Yay! More !
New Year's Eve (2011)
It's not the quality it's the quantity
For once quantity supersedes quality. Enjoy the all star cast! Stupid yes, but worthwhile in the discovery of celebrity talent. Don't sell this sleeper too short, you might regret it. Five minutes in and I was bored. Ten minutes in I fell asleep, but an hour in I was completely into it and in awe of the life preserver it threw me as I was about to sink into the abyss of worst ever movies made. Go for it! You'll love it! Like, share and save!!! Help help help helps ego. Stellar performances by all involved! Completely most awesome worse movie ever! Do it! Let's make this one of those cult films!
Fair Play (2023)
Left me in suspense looking for the suspense
Worst hype in motion pictures since Strange Brew. Waited in suspense for the suspense to happen and it majorly fell short. I had more suspense watching my popcorn in the microwave while I was hoping the end credits would be scrolling by the time I made it back to my seat. Even for a free movie, I still felt cheated. Netflix has come out with some awesome films in the past, but this was soo bad it made me want to cancel my Netflix and watch PBS reruns of the Brass sisters. Definitely a disappointment. The thought of ever having to watch this again makes me want to vomit in my mouth. Sour grapes and sour tapes. I give this a 1 star to negative 500 stars.
Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)
Academy got this wrong
This film was extremely overrated and overly hyped. While the over all plot concludes to a well intentioned crescendo, the meat of the film contains nothing more than brash interpretations of a lucid, recreational drug induced state. The high jinx meshed into the film was a nauseating collision of Benny Hill meets Monty Python. With the fore-mentioned producing better quality. One would be better to view Bubba Hotep, than this film...and gain much more from it. Save your money, and watch when it is free and you are extremely bored. This film was about an hour too long. Sadly disappointed and the end couldn't come quick enough.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
The next Cult Film
Amazingly peculiar film that tests the knowledge of median film aficionado. Have fun and enjoy this titillating 70s teaser. Great cameo tributes of Hollywood legends.