ebtsamryad Reviews

Look Away (2018)

Honest review

[4/10 · 21 August 2023]

" Look Away is not about a ghost twin or a supernatural demon, but a broken family and a mentally ill little girl. Maria's demons were internal and weren't conjured by anything other than mistreatment. "

Exactly as I thought , this movie isn't about the horror version of the MC.

It's about a troubled lonely girl.

Airam was a second personality that Maria created to escape from reality and to deal with her problems.

I believe Maria began to have mental illness , possibly multiple personality disorder , dissociative identity disorder , or maybe schizophrenia.

She started to see things that weren't real " airam " Maybe the picture she found out " her twin picture " caused this .

It was the cherry on the top.

I think this movie could have been made better than this , I like the set .

Although what I didn't like was , it was too dark in lots of scenes that you barely see anything .

And also many unnecessary intercourse scenes.

And the acting wasn't the best.

Serial Experiments Lain (1998)

never seen more boring anime

[1/10 · 20 August 2023]

The whole anime looks like a fever or lucid dream.

It's insufferable, I literally salute everyone who watched it fully ( myself as well ).

Went from suicide to internet to deadly games to ufo to physics and computers Bullshlt !!

You get to half of the anime and u still don't know what's going on ( neither you will at the end ).

It looks like a bunch of random shlt , gathered together to make something look cool and edgy.

It makes no sense , Full with plot holes Scenes are too long for no reason or purpose, There are unnecessary scenes, The whole thing looks like a mess, It lacks rationality. Almost fell asleep while watching it.

You will get to the end and you will only be left with plot holes , no explanation, no sense.

A complete waste of time ,you won't know what's real and what's not in the anime , I can't even believe people rated it so high .

Just Before Dawn (1981)

Borinnggggg

[1/10 · 1 January 2022]

This might the dumbest slasher movie I've ever seen , omg why do boring .

The end is so stupid , no words can describe how stupid it was .

Nothing really happens in the movie , I can summarize the whole movie in less than ten minutes.

The Burning (1981)

What was that

[1/10 · 27 December 2021]

There's a lot to unpack here .

First of all , what was the point of the whole movie , if you pranked someone to the point where you might have killed them it's okay because that makes you are a victim like what .

Todd is the real villain here I swear to god . I don't know why they made him the hero .

I really feel bad for the killer , this is in fact his origin villain story .

The whole movie felt like a bunch of friends on vacation and decided to make an awful cheap slasher movie .

The amount of unnecessary scenes oh my god .

You can sum up the whole movie in half an hour .

The movie didn't even start till the last half an hour that was left .

The scenes were too long , it's almost like it's a comedy movie not a horror movie . Literally did the director miss the point . Did he know .

There were lots of plot holes of course.

This movie literally put me into sleep because of how boring it is .

The amount of nudity too or the sexual scenes , oh my god , if you wanted to make a pornography go ahead , but don't put a misleading title and genre .

A Killer Among Friends (1992 TV Movie)

A killing among friends

[4/10 · 8 October 2021]

My god the acting of the mother is so awful lol , but Ellen and Carla are pure geniuses, their acting was everything .

Ellen is so evil , the actress is really good .

And carla's character as well , indeed beautiful.

I don't know how they sentenced as a second degree murder , and only fifteen years .

It looked like they were planning it .

I watched this movie because people were saying that the skylar neese killers were actually inspired by this . I do see it , especially with Sheila and Ellen , same act , same insanity .

The guy who was Carla boyfriend then Jenny boyfriend, point is , I don't know why was he with Jenny's family and Ellen like !! , he's irrelevant.

The Hills Have Eyes Part II (1984)

A mess

[1/10 · 3 October 2021]

This movie is a whole mess , I don't know what the heck was that .

First of all you can't see anything since it was filmed in the dark .

The story barely began after a whole hour passed by .

Everyone in the movie is so annoying, you would cheer up for them to get killed . Except for the dog .

The music , the acting , the scenes that were too long , all of it is unbearable.

There's so many plot holes and mistakes .

First one is how is a cave man who spent his all life in the desert was able to ride a motorcycle like a pro ?

Also I'm pretty sure he died in the first movie how did he live again ?

We don't know what happened to ruby and why the heck is she with Bobby , the whole relationship seems weird .

Leatherface (2017)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 29 September 2021]

This movie is draining , there's no plot actually, I don't even know what to say about it , you feel like everything happened in five minutes.

A mistake I've noticed is that how is it that the movie is placed in the eighteen hundreds but somehow the doctor said that there was a new law about children that was set in the nineteen thirties .. there's literally an eighty five difference.. the characters would have died .

It's predictable too.

Squid Game (2021– )

SAW rip off

[1/10 · 28 September 2021]

It started good but end up pretentious.

There were many things left unexplained like 1- the videos were already sent to police .

2- how did the cop's brother become a master and for what .

3- there were people who's supposed to take the MC kidney, but somehow and even though he never paid them back ( since he never used the money ) after a year , he still had his kidneys .

4- I don't remember how many players were there but how did they manage to split into groups of tens. It doesn't make any sense .

5- the cop that was shot, the body will be found and even if it didn't , he would still be remain missing, which is a huge problem since he's a cop not just a citizen.

6- when the old man told his assistant to excuse him from watching the game with the vips and wanted to play with the players, the vips only watched the glass game and the old man was expelled earlier so this doesn't make sense either

I don't know what is it with Korean drama but they always mess it up , they start good but finish badly , the acting the story line , the plot holes .

My god every time they show us the English speakers characters , I just want to throw up . The whole scene , the decorations , who the heck thought of that , why ruin it .

And I must finish with , if you're gonna watch this , you should watch the movie serie saw instead , it's better anyway , since this was a huge rip off.

I wished that the girl would have won .. and that the MC would have ended just as greedy and betrayer as others , it would be a better story line and very unexpected since she was only a side character .

Age of Youth (2016–2017)

Hilarious show

[5/10 · 12 July 2021]

Although there were many plot holes like one of the side characters kidnapping one of the main characters and even tho he looks like he lives in a secured building with cameras and all .. no one suspected it .. how did he even manage to bring her into the building without anyone noticing .

The second season sucks so bad .. I couldn't even pass the first episode .. it's so boring .. and they changed one of the actresses into an annoying one .

A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)

!!

[1/10 · 9 July 2021]

Was the mentioning of saddam Hussein and isis necessary ? Man they are obsessed..

Hell Is Other People (2019)

Plot holes everywhere

[4/10 · 26 June 2021]

1- our main character forgot to lock his door once 2- when the doctor killed the reporter he spit .. which would lead the police for his dna 3- the reporter didn't call the cops whatsoever.. also why he thought it was okay to get out of the office literally after a murderer just killed someone 4- the main character had plenty of time to contact with the female cop which was always there ready to help him .. but he didn't 5- why didn't the cops check the security cameras to see the main character getting dragged on the floor 6- police suspect that he's the main killer .. but why would a killer kidnap his girlfriend 7- when the girlfriend was kidnapped.. couldn't they watch the security cameras too ? Like the building she was living in looks expensive 8- what is up with the doctor .. he seems untouchable.. like he has super powers .. he appears and disappears whenever he wants 9- there was a scene where the crazy twin pull up a baggage and hug it .. that wasn't explained.. what was that ?

10- if the crazy twin found out that the doctor knows everything.. why would he go to the roof to kill the main character and not the doctor? If it was in fact his intentions.

11- what happened to the Christian woman in the karaoke room ? We never see her again 12- at the end .. did the main character lose his mind ? Does it mean he has split personalities.. why he keeps seeing the doctor even tho he's dead .. at the end did the doctor posses the main character soul ?

13- if the main character cared so much about his girlfriend.. why didn't he after he freed himself .. run to her too and do the same ? .. he somehow leaves her tied to the chair like she isn't even there 14- what is up with the new guy .. he asks for a charger then we see him in his room using a charger that apparently works just fine 15- when the doctor killed the main character's boss .. couldn't they check the cameras ? It's literally right there 16- the reporter knew who the killer is but still didn't call the cops although he had plenty of time.

17- when the main character knew that his boss died .. that means he has no job no more .. why did he stay in the city ?

18-Even tho he killed the murderers , he's still a victim .. like everyone knows he hated that dorm it was so obvious Yet the cops actually suspected him 19- another plot hole .. the doctor said to the main character , you did enjoy all the murders u have done here , what did that mean .. did the main character kill anyone else other than the murderers ?

We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011)

Waste of time

[1/10 · 14 February 2021]

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel about this , in my opinion it was a waste of time , I've seen so many ads and scenes and I had high expectations for this movie . It started confusing but I understood the story eventually, the thing is , I don't know why is it so overrated and hyped up , the story isn't original to begin with , the acting is ok , but what's so surprising here , we have seen this story before , and other movies that presented this kind of story way much better . If you wanna watch a movie about a school shooter type of thing , there are better movies .

Cannibal Holocaust (1980)

Couldn't even finish it

[1/10 · 4 January 2021]

It's literally the lamest movie I've ever seen.. it's too long .. and the music and the sound is so annoying.. I had to mute the movie most of the time ..rest in peace headphone users .

I couldn't finish it.. I didn't even care to finish it .. was watching it on my laptop.. I ended up playing games while the movie is playing .

I was expecting something else not this .

Cabin Fever (2002)

Make it make sense pls

[1/10 · 12 November 2020]

This movie is sooo long and boring I thought I was watching it for 3 hours .. and when I looked it was only 47 minutes passed .

The whole movie is nonsense .. nonsense scenes , nonsense scenarios .

It should be named a fever dream not a cabin fever . The movie has nothing to do with the description. You literally watch the movie with no feelings.. not even disgust . You just want the movie to end . It's lifeless .. confusing .. nonsense .. no logic .. no point or purpose. I just want to remove its whole existence. This movie shouldn't have been done .

Cabin Fever (2002)

Waste of time ..

[1/10 · 12 November 2020]

I don't get this movie .. it's so stupid .. no plot no story no scenario.. no climax no end . The acting is terrible . The characters is only one dimension.. and I really didn't care what happen to them . They seems awful human beings . This movie is more laughable than scary .. no logic at all . And I really don't know what's the point of it ? I can't believe this movie passed 1/10 .. I would rate it -10 .. we don't know what started the disease .. and how is it exactly transferred . We don't know what it's called . Random characters shows up and disappear and we don't know why . This movie is beyond nonsense . I can't even describe how bad it is .. there is so many wrong things with it . It's just a big no .

Hostel (2005)

Not impressed

[2/10 · 1 November 2020]

The movie was too long , too much nudity it got pretty boring . The acting wasn't the best .

There are many plot holes and scenes that doesn't even make any sense . For example he just lost his hand , and two seconds later he doesn't feel a thing . We humans cry from a needle . He could button his shirt with one hand . Really!! How is that even possible . He was in a hurry afraid he might get caught and when he decide to change his clothes he wears a tie ? How the heck did he even manage to tie it .

The Box (I) (2009)

Could this movie be more boring ?

[1/10 · 24 October 2020]

Omg I can't believe what I just watched , most boring movie I've ever seen , I literally almost fell asleep during the whole movie . It was unwatchable for so many reasons , the characters are all unlikable . The wife looks like a granny , the son was a pain in the a.. . This is literally the worst movie I've ever seen , two dammn hours . What were they thinking , I'm so pissed and triggered for wasting my time , the movie was so boring I had to skip it every now and then . The acting was awful , the plot is horrendous. And why does it matter for them to be in the 70s why !! Also the accent was hard to hear . Ugh , I was rolling my eyes for every scene , this movie is beyond boring . I hate it with passion . It shouldn't exist . Literally worst movie to ever exist . I wouldn't even recommend for an enemy . I can't think of one thing good about this movie . Not the casting , the characters , the music , the plot , the directing . The ending . The whole movie . This movie literally put me into sleep , it's like watching a washing machine , or paint dry , it felt like I was in those boring lectures in college that lasts forever , this is even worse , I literally feel sleepy right now , this movie is even boring than boring books . I wish I could rate it minus . The whole movie gives you a headache, it looks like a fever dream , that doesn't make any sense . Scenes are put together for no reason or connection . This movie feels like nothing It's not comedy horror thriller sci fi .. it's literally nothing , even documentaries are even more fun than this crap .

Time Lapse (2014)

Wtf

[1/10 · 22 October 2020]

SHE CANT CHANGE THE PAST .. the camera isn't a time machine , you can see the future but you can't change the past , the pictures she hid are from the past , this doesn't make any sense . Nor any of the characters actions . How can they be so stupid and make stupid decisions is beyond me . Also .. WORST acting I've ever seen .

Cube (1997)

That's it ? Seriously?

[1/10 · 21 October 2020]

Apart from the horrible acting , unlikable characters , no plot at all ..

This has to be the most overrated film I've ever seen , all of the people trying to make something out of it , some meaning to it . Is just kidding themselves .

I overlooked articles , watched videos of the explanation of this movie , what does it mean , and each person was telling another theory of their own . And I haven't found an explanation. All the people with their theories and crap , no matter what you think this movie means it's still bulls hit . We already know what you think this movie is about . Some says it's about life and abilities and traps and what you could face . Hindrances. Like yeah now what ? Duh

Leads to the actual statement.. this movie actually means nothing , and people just tries to lie to themselves , they don't wanna admit it's meaningless and the fact that they wasted their time , they are afraid to say they don't get it , cuz that means they r not smart enough , but literally the movie is just nothing ..

Cry Wolf (2005)

Borrriiiinnngggg

[1/10 · 19 October 2020]

The hole 2001 did it better , god I've never seen a movie this predictable .. couldn't they try more

the main characters are beyond boring .. we don't care whatever the heck happens to them .. way unlikable stereotypical . This movie tries so hard to be taken seriously but with that crappy acting .. the over and over plot twists , it's just tooo much . And it got 5.8 for what ??

All I could say is , I've seen better .

House on Haunted Hill (1999)

When did Michael Jackson comeback to life ?

[1/10 · 9 October 2020]

This movie is so ridiculous, everything is so cheesy and stupid , can't find one good thing about it . The acting was more than cringy, the over done flashes almost made me go blind , the many unnecessary plot twists . The ending wasn't explained , they were stuck on the roof and what now .

Characters die over and over again , It got so boring . This movie is just blah .. if Sarah didn't reveal her name only when she was talking to herself , how the hell were the other characters knew who she is . I've never seen a movie this cheesy stupid cringy .. ugh like they were trying sooo hardddd . It's not even scary it's more than annoying . The unnecessary scenes .. with the unexplained flashbacks that no one actually cares about is too much with the horrible lightning, who the heck directed this movie , please quit .. for the sake of our eyes .

Deliver Us from Eva (2003)

Umm no

[1/10 · 6 October 2020]

I don't know where to begin or what to criticize first , the whole movie seems like a mess .

First of all the whole plot was fine , but I don't know how they managed to ruin such a story , they could've done it way better to be honest , They seemed to be in a rush , things happen too quickly , I don't think they've ever heard of something called give it a time . They didn't know what to focus on , they included too many characters and they wanted to show all of them , but they literally didn't show enough. For example people getting married , people die , some are having a child , some are moving to another city , some are having a new job , some are breaking up like bruh slow down . And even the main character Eva and ray , how in earth we didn't know more about their background, the scenario was literally like this , Hey when I was a kid I stole a lollipop hehe , peace out , now let's talk about something else .

They literally had two hours to represent a movie and such a good story but they couldn't. Everything was happening so fast . In reality that would never happen .

The acting was cheesy & the lines were cheesy but maybe because it was released 17 years ago.

Something I don't get is how in earth someone will fake someone else's death .. like that's just too much .. even if it's a comedy movie . And the whole kidnapping.. trapping .. running away .. like what is that .. what was that . And since Eva's sisters admire her so much .. how in earth would any of them forgive her boyfriend or husband after all of this is beyond me . So your husband hate your sister , Make fun of her , Pay a stranger to get her out of the way , even allowing the stranger to sleep with her , to sleep with his sister in law , then , after those two fall in love , they kidnap the guy and fake his death , this is just too much . And the sisters really thought that all of this was okay , that after all what happened , you think the best thing to do is get married or have a child . Are you kidding me .. shaking my head . The movie being a comedy genre is not a damn excuse .

Train (I) (2008)

Fighters who can't fight

[1/10 · 20 August 2020]

Ironic .. Bruh seriously !! This has to be one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen , I had a hard time trying to give this movie more than one star , but on what exactly? , the plot is meh , the acting is meh .

I've wasted two hours of my life watching this nonsense and I'll till you why .. since they are ( professional athletes ) you would think they would fight back atleast once.

I had so much hope for this movie and I realllyyy tried to like it but it's beyond stupid . The plot could have been better honestly , I wish they focused on the plot more than showing every nipple existed on earth . How does this movie manage to be even more stupid the long haired white guy is a fighter but he choose to slap the killer , Istg could this be anymore nonsense. who tf dies from such a hit like that with no blood no movement, and not even a scream .. god I hate this movie so she saw the army but somehow knew they were involved too In a scene you wanna tell me she lifted a man whose twice her weight ,, realllyy I died from laughing.. in a scene the sound of the punches and the way she punched her lmao .. and how could anyone fall from two punches ? killer throw a perfect axe , and decide to punch instead , god this movies is beyond stupid . is he Superman by any chance ! I've never seen human push train all by himself, did the director assume the audience are stupid or something She literally had the axe , why tf didn't she kill him , and literally throughout the whole movie NOW she remembers that she's a fighter , are you fu cking kidding me .

Lake Mungo (2008)

Wth is this

[1/10 · 20 August 2020]

I can't believe I wasted my time watching this nonsense crap .. an hour and a half and for what .. this movie could have been made to less than ten minutes.. the story could've been more interesting.. but the overall film story and characters are very boring .. especially the girl alice .. I mean why should I care about her death anyway .. so she died so what .. I have to say the only talent I've seen in this movie was the writer/director.. the ability of making a story that could be told in five minutes to an hour and a half movie .. and why naming the movie lake mungo if the lake wasn't even mentioned till the last minute of the movie and not to mention that it wasn't an important part anyway , I really don't know what to take from this movie .. it doesn't even has a message to it .. and could this be anymore lame .. god the playing With the footage and the overall alice could sees into the future .. omg what a surprise.. did they really think this was something that should be done .. did they think this was a good idea .. that the people would be interested.. omg they had no ideas did they .. how lame honestly.. I can't believe this got 6.1 I mean reaalllyyy for what exactly.

The House of the Devil (2009)

Do not waste your time

[1/10 · 7 August 2020]

This might be the longest a s s movie I've ever seen for no reason . I don't even know where to start , first of all , here's a hint , the actual movie or ( basically the story) begins in the LAST 20 minutes of the movie , other than that it's nothing .

I'm trying to rate the movie but seriously!!on what exactly? .. they didn't even gave us something to work with . I'm trying to find something but there's nothing . Scenario ? Nope .. even when they talk ( which they barely do ) you only hear normal stuff which is not important at all . Plot ? Nope .. like I said earlier .. the movie starts in the last 20 minutes.. basically it's a dumb cult who only contains less than 5 people .. what kind of cult is that , anyway , they hunt girls and make them pregnant and that's it .. for no reason . Scenes ? Also nope .. there's barely any memorable remarkable scenes .. it's basically the main characters walking around doing normal stuff .. or barely do anything !! That's literally the whole movie . And yet at the end of the movie there was no explanation for it . Or what would gonna happen after . One plot hole : who the hell called the hospital ? How did the main character manage to survive ? Even if someone called the hospital.. so no one would be suspicious that she was shot ? Drowned in blood ? A house full of dead people ? Seriously? There was NO INVESTIGATION? Whatsoever ??? Here's a tip .. you don't have to watch the movie .. I'll explain it to you and what happened .. college girl find a babysitter job for an old lady in a faraway area .. her rich friend gets shot .. She keeps walking and playing in the big house .. the family decides to make some devil stupid s h i t makes her pregnant .. She runs away .. wakes up in a hospital . That's it ..oh and all of that happens again in the last fu cking 20 minutes in the movie , I can't believe I wasted my time on this . A long a s s movie could've been made with less than 30 min !!Waste of time