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Colonials (2023)
Avoid at all costs...
Hot garbage would be too nice to describe this movie. The acting is horrific, the SFX are laughable and the story is mind numbing. Anyone giving this above 1-star must be part of the cast trying to bring the rating up. There isn't anything else to say, but you need to fill the "required characters" so I'll keep typing. Random words. Terrible movie. Do not watch. Most sets look like a junkyard. More random words. Filler,filler. Crazy guy playing in dirt. Trailer park. 1970s satellite dish. Did I mention how bad the CGI is? 8 bit games are better than this movie. Looks like I've finally filled all the characters I need.
The Towel Man (2021)
Don't waste your time
I've seen better acting at a middle school musical. The cast is terrible, the story is weak, the sound is horrific, the 'special effects' were lousy and the "towel man" is very sad. What's with all the blurry, half baked, film? Is it supposed to make us believe that it's part documentary? If you believe any of the "glowing reviews"... please check yourself in to be psychologically evaluated. I hate that I have to write 600 words to make this post. Run, don't walk, as far as you can away from this movie. I've seen some terrible movies but none have sent me to write a terrible review as much as this movie.