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The Book of Boba Fett (2021)
A ERSATZ Star Wars
Once Tim Burton brags than he didn't watch the original Planet of the apes 1966 movie before to made his reboot in 2001, maybe he didn't read the original novel neither ... We know the desastrous result then. Here we have the same problem, the realisators don't love Star Wars, they don't even like it, they don't care, they don't respect Lucas lecacy and etablished lore or don't understand it or ignore it by arrogance ... They could film star Wars or a low unknowed franchise with the same NO dedication. On the top of that they have no talent, for story, for filming, for the props. They do have a agenda, a political correct one, but even that they do it badly. This TV serie is horrendous, let's see if they can go further in the gringe, I think they can, many good laugh to come.
The Emperor's Sword (2020)
Just unwachable
I'm in fund of Asian cinema as it is still classical and not progressive (woke). Korean, Chinese, Indonesian, Japanese and Thai are the best for action movies in this order (for me). Here the problem is just than the camera work is awful, the realisator tried some style effect, maybe to hide the weak fight scenes. Angle shoots are just chaotic, I mean, the wiever point a view goes to different angle in a random manners making this movie unwachable. Also there are weak slowmotion AND the horodious hand camera filming which is lame, cheap and unprofessional.
Jiu ceng yao ta (2015)
A confusing story destroys this movie
The movie starts very nicely, and then the story become messy with a lot of non explained events. If the story would have been more simple or better written, this movie would have be way much better.
Seized (2020)
Stop the hand camera
The movie is unwatchable, shacky camera is horrible, weak and cheap. Please movie makers go to cinema school and learn how to handle camera in the classic way. Make the movie at least watchable. Adkins is great as always, but he is an under rated actor linked to basic B action flick with one page story and dialogue page, it's a pity. The Action scene are nice, the story is meh, the music is inexistant, the directing is a failure, the overall is a forgetable B action flick with the great Adkins.
Army of the Dead (2021)
Woke and bad
A unlikeable team of selfmade badass action people (5 men and 5 wamen) go to zombies infested Las Vegas for some lame mission. The story is boring, and the handled shaking camera used for the caractere interaction is atrocious. (Do the camera team go to school and learn the framing ... no). The behavior of the caracteres is or flat, or stupid or annoying. The only blond and blue eye guy screams like a girl and is a wimp (nowaday standard). The action scenes and the effects are ok. The ending is bad and stupidly unbelievable (see Jaws 4). I give a 4 for the special effects and the action and the zombies.
Wrong Place, Wrong Time (2021)
I have only one question ...
Do these people ever went to acting school or something. I mean in the 80's the lowest B movies (now called "indie") were 100 time better then this. Camera shooting, light, acting, music, writting ... anything were better, or at least watchable. Do someone try to learn any basic of movie making nowdays ???? What is it, a movie ??? NO , it's a homemade video for their backyard with no light or camera or editing. It's terrible not only this title but ALL the others Indie videos from this year and the years before. Digital camera has killed the cinema.
Anna and the Apocalypse (2017)
The horror don't come from the zombies
The horror don't come from the zombies, no, it comes from feminine male heroes who scream in fear an strong wamen (respect wamen !!!) more like she-male who face the zombie menace. This movie has SJW and NPC writers and it's bad.