dxmr Reviews

Dateline: The Last Day (2022– )

The First 48 Copycats

[1/10 · 7 August 2022]

Your catch line is cringe-worthy. Stop trying to re sell Dateline as something it's not. The last day catchphrase is vomit. Stick to Dateline and your mini titles and investigative stories. You do not need to compete with A&E, and you're gonna lose viewers for the ripoff you're trying to promote.

The Blackwell Ghost (2017 Video)

Your first clue should be the internet

[1/10 · 7 July 2022]

Try googling anything about Ruth Blackwell. Fake. Never happened. Not real. This "crockumentary" really tries hard to beat Blair Witch. It can't. The acting is awful. So are the really bad video effects.

Ambulance (2022)

Horrible movie, Michael Bay's WORST!

[1/10 · 17 May 2022]

This movie is complete garbage. From the storyline, directing, cinematography, and sound- ALL OF IT IS GARBAGE! Who thought hiring little Timmy to do some Drone footage with a GoPro was blockbuster-worthy? The acting sucks, the unoriginal story and sheer embarrassing attempt to copy scenes from HEAT? Bay needs to retire. I want my money back.

The Problem with Apu (2017)

There isn't a problem. It's just you.

[1/10 · 21 December 2021]

When a show is extremely relatable, that's something that should be celebrated instead of shamed and canceled. The Simpson's are not guilty of a lack of sensitivity, they are guilty for being real for several dozens of years. The 2000's have been nothing but whiny anti-truth, cult culture lists that haven't a clue about real world problems and instead attack long-standing ENTERTAINING genres. Go back to the rock you live under.

Judy Justice (2021– )

The show became fake. AF!

[1/10 · 3 December 2021]

First of all, where's Byrd? Thirdly, I recognized the ACTOR on season 1 episode 1. He's been in too many shows to be played as an actual defendant in this obviously scripted show. Judge Judy was one of the original, and only UNSCRIPTED and REAL court drama's that I've actually witnessed defendants I had apprehended from previous criminal cases. This new iteration is absolute garbage.

Cobra Kai (2018–2025)

Really?

[1/10 · 10 September 2020]

This is the worst revival ever. Cheesy, dumb, fake, and totally re f ing tarded.

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

Thomas ruins another thing

[1/10 · 23 February 2020]

As soon as that annoying Verizon Wireless spokesperson (mic drop nerd) appeared on my big screen, I wanted a refund. I'm fair though, gave this raging fail of a monster mash a chance. It sucked. Sucked bad. Don't waste your $2 at Red Box. There's Mexi-Melts at Taco Bell that flush better than this crappy film. Horrible acting, script, storyline, with Millie Bobby Brown as a casualty of Hollywood's money grabbing flopbuster

A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood (2019)

The less than half-truths makes this not-worthwhile

[1/10 · 23 February 2020]

Too many embellishments with too many missed chemical bonds between characters. This movie is very overrated. When stories get washed out by Hollywood over-writing, it takes away from true-to-heart opportunities. Slow, depressing, and unimaginable story-telling.

Mid90s (2018)

Movie is okay, scoring/mixing is flunking awful

[5/10 · 8 May 2019]

The music blasts, the dialogue is quiet. Who the f mixed this movie? They suck. Don't hire them for anymore movies. Have to turn it way up to listen to the script, then suddenly some crappy music that was never played on any popular radio station anywhere in the 90's takes over and blasts your speakers to bits. That's an overzealous, incompetent and selfish member of your movie production crew. 5 stars of what could have been 6. Also, f 4:3. We've evolved. D bags.

The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical Man (2018)

Fanboy obsessed with cult culture, makes a movie

[1/10 · 5 May 2019]

This documentary lacked a lot. Taking a quote from a Bill Murray movie then trying to make it the movies mantra. Blah. I love Bill Murray. This "director" ruins all that is mythical of the man himself. Let him do his thing. We didn't need a documentary about it.

BlacKkKlansman (2018)

Garbage, misguided and full of stereotyped over-acting

[1/10 · 28 April 2019]

Spike Lee let's his personal racism guide his directing in this awful movie that should have been view-worthy. First problems, it's filmed in New York. Second, it's like they googled basics about Colorado and Colorado Springs to make as much dialogue they thought would connect to the people of Colorado Springs. It is far from comfortable and not at all accurate or believable. The real story should have been told, but the acting is garbage and the directing is worse. Don't waste your time. Han Solo's killer is far from being a narcotics cop as Chewy is an Ewok.

The Dirt (2019)

Pete Davidson ruins EVERYTHING

[1/10 · 11 April 2019]

I started to like this movie, then that vile rat-hog with the HUGE DSL's popped in. Pete Davidson sucks. He has the lips for it. And he does that to everything he touches. F U Pete!

My Friend Dahmer (2017)

Overacting at its finest

[1/10 · 3 April 2019]

Every aspect of this movie is garbage. It's like the director took years and years of rumors and exaggerated stories, combined them and borrowed his neighbors to cast this movie. Don't waste your free trial with HBO .

Bird Box (2018)

Cliche Patty with Cheese

[1/10 · 1 January 2019]

Don't believe the hype. This movie was made by someone (a "simpleton") that read a book about horror movie magic. The unseen and your imagination are supposed to make the perfect scare-flick soup. Not so. This movie is cheesy and over-acted, with cookie-cutter casting and sloppy script. I was neither gripping my seat, nor shaking in my boots over any actor or entity in this film. Have we run out of original story-telling? Come on. Garbage. People today are bored, so everyone crowds the latest and buzz-worthy film of the month. Don't waste your time.

Robin Hood (2018)

Robbed in the Hood

[1/10 · 9 December 2018]

Don't waste your money. Worst acting, directing, nonsense ever to come out of Hollywood. Stay in school. Period/Era fallacies rule this vomited hack job of tale.

The Butler (I) (2013)

There's no way to add a fraction of 1 star

[18 January 2018]

This movie is full of bologna. Anyone raving about this is a puppet of propaganda and enjoys the re-write and false representations of actual and historical events.