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The Out-Laws (2023)
I can't believe this was produced by Happy Madison
The idea that Adam Sandler woupd produxe this really horrible movie is beyond me. No spoilers here because there is no way you can spoil a nightmare. This is truly one of the worst comedies I have ever seen. Ellen Barkin and Pierce Brosnan could never save this film. In fact I only watched 13:33 of it because I have much better things to do with my time. One of those things was to write this review so I could save everyone else 13 and a half minutes of their lives by not watching this movie. Maybe it's because I really don't like Adam Devine but I think even if I liked him I would hate this movie.
Hijack (2023)
The worst Idris Elba movie ever
There are so many things that are wrong with this movie. I would name them all but they would be spoilers. The time pacing is all off. There is no way all of the action, situations and dialog could occur in the span of one airline flight. Snakes on a plane was better and better paced then this movie. This just proves that most shows are dumbed down nowadays so that the common person can understand. There are parts that are decent but in now way shape or form I'd this a even a decent series. Anyone that gets excited by this show needs to go and take an IQ test. I keep believe how sheepish everyone is too. Defintely the opposite of the passengers on United 93.
Centigrade (2020)
Great movie when you want to do something else.
If you like movies about a beta male who makes a whole series of absolutely lame decisions then this movie is for you. Personally, I couldn't wait for it to end. I can't believe that someone actually spent money on this movie. The WORST part is that it is based on actual events so the writers didn't have to dream the beta male that played the "lead" role.
I won't go into detail because I don't like spoilers but if you want the opportunity to maybe play a game on your phone while this movie plays on the TV then I think this is the movie for you. Maybe you can do like I did and write the review for the movie during the movie?
Day Shift (2022)
I would give this a ZERO if I could
I will not even waste my valuable time watching this movie. Right away I see one of the characters holding what looks like a 2011 style semi-automatic pistol with finger on the trigger and thumbs crossed behind the hammer! Where does Netflix get its technical advisors? Lemme guess, UValde, Texas? Ridiculous and Jamie Foxx is over used.
Ms. Marvel (2022)
If I could give this woke nightmare a 0 I would.
Muslim Superhero? Really? With the way their Religion treats women, children and dogs? I have witnessed that treatment firsthand in Iraq and Afghanistan. NOBODY asked for this pathetic character except for a bunch of way to skinny white guilt ridden Liberals. I refuse to pander to them and so this is the first Marvel feature I will be completely skipping.
Rubber (2010)
Maybe the dumbest and slowest movie ever
I made it 13 minutes into this monstrously horrible and boring movie. I feel like suing whomever came up with this for the 13 minutes of my life back plus the 2 minutes I spent writing this review.
Nobody (2021)
One of the best action comedies in a long while
The action in this movie was just amazing but also the writing is pretty good. I don't want to say much more than that but Bob Odenkirk is a really talented actor and he just knocked it out of the park with this movie.
Being the Ricardos (2021)
Just one more example of Hollyweird Brain Washing
I am so sick of bad references to the Republican party when are Americans going to wake up and realize that the Democratic Party is the enemy? They don't CARE about you. They don't LOVE you! I am a slave to all the streaming services and I am ashamed.
Approaching the Unknown (2016)
The premise is good, execution POOR
Let me just day that this film features the ugliest spacesuit I have EVER seen in a movie and that goes back to the 1950's! Mark Strong and Luke Wilson do a good job acting but I think the writing could have been about 95% better. Also during a trip in our Solar System we would NOT encounter nebula or other interstellar objects. The tech help on the space side was pretty poor.
Voyagers (2021)
The WORST science fiction movie EVER!!
This movie is a perfect example of how stupid Hollywood thinks that we are. This movie was so predictable every single part of the plot was predictable. I was never surprised not a single moment was I surprised and furthermore I ended watching this movie an hour before it ended. This movie was so bad that if I was Colin Ferrell or any of the actors or actresses that I recognized I would commit suicide before anybody knew that I starred in this movie! I really want my $%&#$ money back! This movie is HORRIBLE!
Project Ithaca (2019)
Technical assistant should be fired
I stopped watching this as soon as a saw a 3 star General wearing Staff Seargent stripes.
Top Gunner (2020)
Worst "Air Force" movie ever!
They could have paid a high school boy that loves to build models and gotten all the names and jargon more correct! Watch C.W. Lemoine on Mover Ruins Movies. Best way to watch this horrible movie.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
What a waste of time
Worst movie ever. I quit smoking weed about 6 months ago so maybe the current stoners will enjoy it. The writer should honestly be rendered to never be able to write again.
Archive (2020)
Wow, I am VERY picky and WOW!!!!
I will not write a spoiler. I am very picky about plots in movies. Continuity and intelligent human emotions and reactions are paramount to my enjoy of a movie. This movie had all the elements for me. A very original story and stellar acting. The director did an amazing job of keeping me interested. Just very well done.
Avenue 5 (2020)
I just can't see where it's funny at all
I have tried to watch this show but I am done. The writing is the worst ever and the character Judd is about annoying as Ashley Judd. The plot is okay and there are some funny parts but I see this show getting cancelled after Season 1. As for me I am done with it.