majoq Reviews

Christmas Town (2008 Video)

Incredible bad

[1/10 · 14 November 2023]

I don't know where to start. There's so many wrong things with this movie.

The worst Christmas movie EVER.

Everything is forced.

The characters, the situations, the plot.

A woman meets a man and someone puts a mistletoe above their heads and almost forced her to kiss him!? WTF?!

The kid is SO rude!

I didn't like it at all and I LOVE Christmas movies!!

Of course they end up together!

Nothing is believable.

Low budget but that's not an excuse for the bad script, acting, photography, music and so many etceteras.

It's a pity, because it ruins the spirit of Christmas.

Please don't watch it. It's a waste of time.

Three Wise Men and a Baby (2022 TV Movie)

It's Three men and a baby meet Jerry Maguire in one movie.

[9/10 · 24 July 2023]

A script about 3 men that find a baby. Wow that's original. The French did it first: "Trois hommes et un couffin" which was hilarious!!!

Then the Americans which was also very funny And now we have this one.

With a beginning just like Jerry Maguire: someone is fired and ask: "who's coming with me"?

It's the revisited version plus Christmas and of course a love story.

But it's also about three men that, in spite of living in the same house, grew apart.

Each character is the exact opposite of the other.

I laughed A LOT.

It's good, entertaining, well acted.

And as in every Hallmark movie, ends well.

Watch it. You will not regret it.

Haul Out the Holly (2022 TV Movie)

AWFUL

[1/10 · 9 July 2023]

Disgusting. Annoying. Unbelievable. Sad.

I can't find anything good to say about this movie. Not even one thing. None.

Emily has no personality, people keep pushing her around and she thinks that's ok?!

That neighborhood is hellish. What kind of place is that!?

I think this is the second time Lacey Chabert plays a character that submits her wishes and dreams to those of a man. What's wrong with Hallmark and successful and married women?!

Boring movie.

The worst movie I've ever seen. Not a single loveable character.

As I watched it the only thing I wanted was for it to end. It made me angry to see how bad people treated Emily.

P.S. I Love You (2007)

Helped me deal with the loss of my husband

[10/10 · 10 June 2023]

When I saw this movie for the first time, I had just lost my husband. His death happened suddenly. I didn't have time to say goodbye.

I was full of questions and couldn't find the answers. I kept asking myself WHY.

And then, I read the book and watched the movie.

And suddenly everything made sense.

The answers to my questions were that sometimes there are things for which there's no explanation.

I love this movie.

I SIMPLY LOVE IT.

The actors, the performances, photography, everything is just perfect.

It's a movie that will help you heal.

The message is of life, love.

That even when your heart is crying, you can heal. That even when you are at your worst, life will prevail.

Enjoy it.

Steal This House (I) (2022– )

Don't like it

[2/10 · 3 May 2023]

She's authoritarian, don't listen to her clients and do as she wants.

She thinks she knows better than the people who hire her.

In one episode she decides to paint a room in dark colours and push the clients into thinking it's nice! Sorry to tell you that it's not!

You think you choose, while the reality is that she does.

You have to choose between the two options she gives you: awful both.

I simply can't stand it.

I wonder if the show is about her or the people making renovations to a house they buy? I hope that at least they get it for free; after all she makes all the choices!

There are better shows than this about renovations. Don't bother.

The Town That Came A-Courtin' (2014)

Soo Bad.

[2/10 · 6 April 2023]

It's so bad that it's actually funny.

Grownups behaving like kids.

The kids are way more mature than most of the people.

The plot is totally and completely unbelievable.

The acting sucks.

Lauren Holly has so much botox that her face is devoid of expression.

I love romantic movies. Truly LOVE them. But even me, a huge fan of this movies, find it boring.

I don't mind being predictable, in fact I hope they are; that's why I watch and enjoy them.

But this is way too much about everything.

Over the top, the actors work with what they have and do their best but it's not enough.

I even think there's no director!! That's how bad it is.

Christmas Wedding Runaway (2019 TV Movie)

So so

[4/10 · 18 December 2022]

Average rom com.

Average cast the only exception being Nana.

Average music.

Average plot.

Everything in this movie is average.

It's true that it has some funny moments, but that's all.

The only good thing is the photography.

Leads have no chemistry AT ALL.

The same could be said about the sister and the fiancée. She behaves like a child.

And don't get me started on the parents: HOW OLD ARE THEY!? 4?! Taking a priest to marry her daughter when she didn't ask o know about it!?

Very bad movie and let me tell you that I usually love Christmas movies!!

Don't waste your time. Don't watch it.

Go for a walk.

The Noel Diary (2022)

Heartwarming

[8/10 · 1 December 2022]

As always, before watching a movie I read the reviews. Just to know if it's worth my time or not.

In this case, I found the bad reviews unfair.

This is a movie about feelings, about finding yourself, about letting go of the past that's holding you down. About being brave enough to start a new kind of love.

Cheating is about tricking you, convince you that you are in love with someone that you don't. Not about others, but you. The most important thing is to be honest about yourself and true to your feelings. And sometimes you are in a path of discovery and simply have to sort them out. What's wrong about that!?

Love everything about the movie. Left me thinking about lots of stuff.

Love the characters, the acting but Ava...she steals the movie.

Watch it. You won't regret it.

Merry Swissmas (2022 TV Movie)

Liked it

[6/10 · 27 November 2022]

It's an ok Christmas movie. Not the best I've ever seen, but enjoyable.

The photography is the best!

Now let's talk about the acting: From top to bottom The kid Hudson Robert Wurster rocks it.

Sweetin is ok.

Rozar always plays the same kind of character, so I don't understand the surprise.

But the worst of all was and will be Mikaela Lily Davies. Her performance was at kindergarten level. Awful!!

Now the plot: the kid's father knew that Sweetin was leaving, since she was an architect that traveld a lot when he invited her to join him and the kid on Christmas activities, but then blamed her for his son's caring for her!? That was ridiculous. She tried to make a child happy.

Watch it but don't expect too much.

P. S: I'm tired of this kind of movie in which the woman has to leave everything behind, even her dreams "for the sake of the family". Are we in 2022 or what?!

That's Amor (2022)

Lovely love story

[9/10 · 25 August 2022]

Lovely and sweet little movie.

Lovely characters.

Lovely plot.

Lovely cooking.

Lovely music.

Lovely acting.

One of my all-time favourites.

Watch it.

Leap Year (2010)

One of my all-time favourites

[10/10 · 23 August 2022]

I simply love it.

I watch it every time I can and laugh my ass off.

It's funny, great acting, chemistry and plot. Plus the scenery!!

Ireland is so beautiful!!

Purple Hearts (2022)

A MUST watch!!!

[10/10 · 31 July 2022]

If you like romantic movies THIS one is just for you.

It has everything: good plot; acting, music, photography..... The chemistry between the main characters is soooo good!!

Loved it from beginning to end.

'Tis the Season to be Merry (2021 TV Movie)

Love it from beginning to end!!

[10/10 · 28 July 2022]

I simply loved it.

I laughed, cried, went through all the emotions watching this movie.

Travis Van Winkle without a shirt is a must watch. Specially because it's so rare in Hallmark movies to see a man like this.

There are people out there that reads and believe in rules that the ones Merry wrote. And relationships are unpredictable. That's what's great about them. There are no rules.

Follow your hearts.

One of my all time favourites.

Falling Inn Love (2019)

A rom com gone bad.

[3/10 · 28 May 2022]

The actors have no chemistry at all.

The characters behave like spoild children.

Bad acting.

I love romantic comedies, they are predictable, but this is soooo bad that even I can guess the dialogues and situations.

Should I continue?

The only good thing is New Zealand.

F*ck Love Too (2022)

So very bad.

[1/10 · 25 May 2022]

Don't waste your time.

It's soooo bad it hurts. The only good thing is the music and photography.

Bad script, actors, performances.... A couple of funny scenes and that's it.

And I'm the kind of person that loves rom coms!!! But this is neither.

Love Never Lies (2021)

Unbelievably bad

[6/10 · 21 April 2022]

I give it 6 stars because it's so bad that's it's funny.

Monica Naranjo is a great singer, for a host.

She's speakes in the same tone, boring.

The lie detector is a lie in itself.

Some of the girls are drama walking.

The prize is obviously going to be low because the contestants wanted to see the videos. That was the point of showing them.

The Royal Treatment (2022)

Silly little movie

[5/10 · 16 April 2022]

Fake accents. Fake acting.

Everything is fake.

British accents!? Really!?

It's Hallmark but worse

The only good thing is the butler and the photography.

Little Italy (2018)

Sweet little movie

[8/10 · 1 April 2022]

Sweet little movie full of fake accents but still loveable.

Some of the actors give good performances.

"Leave the gumm take the cannolli"!? Really!? 😂😂😂 Watch it. You'll enjoy it.

McLeod's Daughters (2001–2009)

Loved it the first time I saw it.

[10/10 · 27 March 2022]

I found this show on Amazon prime and decided to give it a try.

I saw it a long time ago and loved it.

But found out that it's in SPANISH without the option to English language.

It sounds awful.

And Spanish from Spain!!! It distracts me.

Please put the languages again so we can choose!!

Downton Abbey (2010–2015)

Perfect!!!

[10/10 · 21 March 2022]

I'm so in love with all the characters!!

The music, the acting, the photography all these makes this show perfect.

Can't stop watching.

I even love the characters that are mean.

I laugh, cry, hate.

I go through all the emotions!!!

The Hookup Plan (2018–2022)

Fun to watch

[9/10 · 8 March 2022]

The first season is hilarious.

The second not so much.

And the third is a mixture between one and two.

There are characters that we love to hate, and simply love watching.

The group of friends sometimes are nuts and sometimes are loveable.

Who doesn't have a group of friends like that!?

I enjoyed it a lot!! Paris!! Didn't know there's street called "Buenos Aires"!!!

Watch it. You won't regret it.

Everybody Loves Somebody (2017)

Loved it!!

[10/10 · 6 March 2022]

Loved it from beginning to end.

Love the fact that it's in English and Spanish!

Love to see great Mexican actors!! Alejandro Camacho.

Funny, witty movie that leaves you thinking.

When Calls the Heart (2013 TV Movie)

Nice movie

[8/10 · 6 March 2022]

Nice movie that leaves you wondering what happened to Elizabeth and Wyn.

Liked it. Ok acting.

It even has funny parts.

It's a pity that these actors were left out of the TV show.

Wild Mountain Thyme (2020)

Sweet little movie

[9/10 · 6 March 2022]

Sweet little movie with great performances and photography.

I'm in love with everything Irish.

Please give it a try.

I was surprised that I liked it so much.

Yesterday (III) (2019)

Sweet movie with great soundtrack

[9/10 · 14 February 2022]

Sweet movie with great actors, amazing photography, ED SHEERAN!!!

Loved it from beginning to end.

And of course THE best movie soundtrack ever!!!

It doesn't have to be historically accurate; IT'S A MOVIE!! And movies are fantasy.