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Reviews
Secret Suburban Sex Parties (2003)
Bored young housewives desperate for sex
This film rings the changes on the bored housewife/yummy mummy theme, consisting of a series of "parties" (bachelorette party, lingerie party, breakfast party etc.) which provide the desperate divas of American suburbia with the opportunities they obviously crave to compare sex toys, eat toast from one another's pussies, play with themselves and each other, and generally get naked and behave disgracefully.. Oh, and occasionally a nice virile guy puts in an appearance, to everyone's satisfaction.
Unfortunately the copy I watched was the usual heavily censored UK "18" certificate version - which made the lack of continuity in this film even worse! Plenty of heaving bosoms and bare bums, but a bit repetitive! Realistic, I suppose, if a bit sad in its depiction of how sex-starved many young ladies are, and how they relieve their feelings!!
Mayfair: The Private Practice (2005)
Passionate doctors and saucy nurses in romps galore ,
The action in this movie takes place in a posh doctors' practice. Various doctors (notably the lovely and talented Hungarian actress Sandy) examine a series of patients, male and female, and quickly diagnose a range of headaches, heartaches and pussy-aches! Though they try to treat their patients appropriately they quickly lapse into very unprofessional conduct which would definitely have them struck off if discovered by the BMA! Cue a series of sexual encounters which the patients certainly find therapeutic and the doctors equally so...
Meanwhile the poor practice nurses are trying to do a professional job but are distracted just as easily, and seem to need little persuasion to shed their cute if rather starchy little uniforms, providing us with lingering views of bare bosoms heaving with passion, not to mention skimpy little damp panties being discarded as their owners' arousal levels rise uncontrollably.
Unfortunately the version I watched was classified 18, but there is also an R18, i.e. uncensored, cut. As it happens the censor sensibly applied a "light touch" to the 18 version so the eroticism is toned down rather than expurgated, for example once or twice men can be glimpsed in a rather excited condition where the action clearly demands it. On the downside, a jokey sequence where a lady consults Dr Sandy about a vibrator which is stuck in her nether regions falls rather flat as we are unable to view the treatment! The production quality, sets, lighting and acting are of a very high standard. The content is lighthearted, occasionally lyrical and, because it is quite tastefully presented, unlikely to offend a reasonably broadminded adult. On the minus side, plot and characterisation are thin as the emphasis is, frankly, on showcasing various attractive young ladies - mostly in their birthday suits, enthusiastically making love with one another or with husky young men, sometimes both.
Definitely a try-to-see if not a must-see.