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The Intruder (2019)
Pile of manure with Dennis Quaid's face perched on top
Straight to the point, it sucks. I knew it would, yet I let myself be persuaded by the very few favorable reviews. I keep telling myself it won't happen again, yet it does. My fault for watching it for sure, that's a character defect, but the movie still sucks.
Serenity (2019)
I'd rather be kicked in the BALLS by a mule
This was soooo boring, It's as if the slowest, most boring person you know, took several Valium and attempted to put together a puzzle. As sad and boring as that would be, it would be infinitely more exciting that this heap of warm dung. I beg of you, DON'T.
Undercover (2015)
Great promise, no delivery
While the actors and plot are sewn tightly together, the wheels begin to come off early on. It's not that I did not find it entertaining but there was ultimately nothing new or original to be found. I encourage those to watch this that simply cannot find anything else.