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Registered Date: 11/26/2005
Name: Maxwell "Max" Davison
Age: 16
Resides: Novato, CA
School: San Marin High
Grade: 11th
Birthdate: August 27, 1989
Favorite TV Shows:
1. Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide
2. That's So Raven
3. The Simpsons
4. The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
5. Malcolm in the Middle
Favorite Movies:
1. High School Musical (2006)
2. Sixteen Candles (1984)
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
4. Sky High (2005)
5. The Breakfast Club (1985)
Favorite Songs:
1. Madonna - Hung Up
2. David Bowie - Let's Dance
3. B-52's - Rock Lobster
4. Weird Al - She Drives Like Crazy
5. Oingo Boingo - Weird Science
Most Hottest Women Alive (my opinion):
1. Ashley Tisdale
2. Carmen Electra
3. Lindsay Lohan
Best Movie Quotes:
(#1-3: Sixteen Candles)
(#4-6: Breakfast Club)
(#7-9: South Park: BL&U)
1:
(Caroline gives Ted a birth control pill)
Ted: O thank you thanks
Caroline: Now we're both on the pill!
Ted: What?! (spits out) You gave me a birth control pill? Do you know what that can do to a guy my age.
Caroline: I know what you can do to a girl my age.
2:
Randy: Last night at the dance, my little brother paid a buck to see your underwear.
Samantha: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
3:
Ted: How's it going?
Samantha: How's what going?
Ted: You know - things, life, whatnot.
Samantha: Life is not whatnot, and it's none of your business.
Ted: So, you going to the new faces dance tonight?
Samantha: That's also none of your business.
The Geek: So, what's your story? I mean, you got a guy, or...?
Samantha: Yes, three big ones, and they lust wimp blood so quit bugging me or I'll sic them all over your weenie ass.
4:
Claire Standish: You know why guys like you knock everything?
John Bender: Oh, this should be stunning.
Claire Standish: It's because you're afraid.
John Bender: Oh God, you richies are so smart, that's exactly why I'm not heavy into activities.
Claire Standish: You're a big coward.
Brian Johnson: I'm in the math club.
Claire Standish: See, you're afraid that they won't take you, you don't belong, so you have to just dump all over it.
John Bender: Well, it wouldn't have anything to do with you activities people being assholes, now would it?
Claire Standish: Well, you wouldn't know, you don't even know any of us.
John Bender: Well, I don't know any lepers, but I'm not going to run out and join one of their fucking clubs.
Andrew Clark: Hey. Let's watch the mouth, huh?
Brian Johnson: I'm in the physics club too.
John Bender: Excuse me a sec. What are you babbling about?
Brian Johnson: Well, what I had said was I'm in the math club, uh, the latin, and the physics club... physics club.
John Bender: Hey, Cherry. Do you belong to the physics club?
Claire Standish: That's an academic club.
John Bender: So?
Claire Standish: So academic clubs aren't the same as other kinds of clubs.
John Bender: Ah... but to dorks like him, they are. What do you guys do in your club?
Brian Johnson: Well, in physics we... we talk about physics, properties of physics.
John Bender: So it's sorta social, demented and sad, but social. Right?
5:
Allison Reynolds: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish: Lie.
Brian Johnson: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds: He nailed me.
Claire Standish: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds: Sure.
Claire Standish: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish: A what?
Allison Reynolds: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark: She's a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish: I don't use it period.
John Bender: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark: Be honest.
John Bender: No big deal.
Brian Johnson: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish: NO I NEVER DID IT.
Allison Reynolds: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
6:
Richard Vernon: What if your home... what if your family... what if your *dope* was on fire?
John Bender: Impossible, sir. It's in Johnson's underwear.
7:
Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
[Satan leaves room]
Saddam Hussein: Oh, don't be all pissy!!
8:
[demonstrating a "V-Chip" planted into Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, I want you to say "doggy".
Cartman: Doggy.
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Notice, that nothing happens.
[to Cartman]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now, say "Montana".
Cartman: Montana.
Dr. Vosknocker: Good. Now, "pillow".
Cartman: Pillow.
Dr. Vosknocker: All right. Now I want you to say "horse fucker".
Mrs. Cartman: Go on, honey. It's all right.
Cartman: Horse fu...
[gets shocked by the V-chip]
Cartman: That hurts, goddamnit!
[gets shocked again]
Dr. Vosknocker: Now I want you to say "big floppy donkey dick".
Cartman: No!
Dr. Vosknocker: [to audience] Success! The child doesn't want to swear!
Cartman: This isn't fair, you sons of bi...
[gets shocked repeatedly]
9:
Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck". You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat ass!
Mr. Garrison: Kyle!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Cartman: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was...
[picks up a megaphone]
Cartman: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. GARRISON?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
Reviews
Nanny McPhee (2005)
The Best All-English-Cast Movie I've Ever Seen!
I've already watched this movie twice and found it to be very entertaining the first time. The Brown children are very naughty and very disobedient and Mr. Brown (Colin Firth) is looking for another nanny after the children had chased away 17 nannies. An eerie message comes for Mr. Brown everywhere saying "The person you need is Nanny McPhee!" Nanny McPhee (Emma Thompson) arrives at the Brown door and takes everybody through an entire adventure. The children must learn five lessons: 1) Go to bed when you're told 2) Get up when you're told 3) Can't remember 4) Can't remember 5) Do as you're told Overall, if you got kids, take them to this movie. And if you don't got kids, go see it anyway!
The Chipmunk Adventure (1987)
The Best Childhood Movie You Could Find!!
This was one of the best movies you could find as a child. I lived with The Chipmunk Adventure from 4 years old to 8 years old. The story of this film was: Dave's going on a business trip to Europe and sticks the boys with Miss Miller. While playing an Around the World in 80 Days video game, two villains, Klaus and Claudia (brother and sister), round the Chipmunks and Chipettes into an adventure in which the kids must hot-air-balloon their way across the globe. What they're unaware of is that the "game" is really a diamond-smuggling ring. And when found at the airport by the villains, a chase ensues! And which ends in Klaus and Claudia off to jail and Alvin, Simon, Theodore, Brittany, Jeanette, and Eleanor safe with Dave and Miss Miller. But I am warning you now, this is a musical and quite a damn good one at that. Most people hate musicals, but I am not one of those people, I frigging love musicals like Rocky Horror, Grease, Sound of Music, Cats Don't Dance, and just about anything (except for My Fair Lady). If you see this, share with your kids (if you got any)!
Sixteen Candles (1984)
Another Classic From John Hughes!!!
John Hughes has yet again created a wonderous '80s flick for the world to enjoy. Samantha Baker (Molly Ringwald) has a crush on the most popular boy in school Jake Ryan (Michael Schoeffling), but he doesn't notice her. The only problem with that is the geekiest boy in school Ted (Anthony Michael Hall) has a crush on her. But with her sister getting married, her whole family has forgotten her "sweet sixteen". Could life get any worse? And it does. Sixteen Candles is a classic JH film with '80s stars Molly Ringwald and Anthony Michael Hall (they also collided in "The Breakfast Club" a year later). And her parents (Paul Dooley and Carlin Glynn), younger brother Mike (Justin Henry), and foreign-exchange-student (living with her grandparents) Long Duk Dong (Gedde Watanabe) getting drunk and destroying Grandpa's (Max Showalter) car. It's one movie that'll keep you laughing throughout.